March 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ghastly fucking spud. I’m going to crack a bottle of the good stuff when this gurning creep loses his seat. #auspol #duckfutton
Dutton refers to the CSIRO as a "green environmental group". Does he think it's an insult to call Australia's pre-eminent science org environmentally responsible?! Under Dutton, the Coalition is no better than Pauline Hanson's One Nation. #auspol #AusVotes25 #science #Climate #environmentalism
April 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ghastly fucking spud. I’m going to crack a bottle of the good stuff when this gurning creep loses his seat. #auspol #duckfutton
Angus Taylor reveals plans for the Americanisation of Australia's Superannuation System
April 15, 2025 at 10:14 AM
As Dutton tries to pretend he’s not rich, here’s a little reminder of what he’s made in 4-5 years from property alone.
He’s not “just like us”.
He’s not acting in your interests.
He never will be.
#auspol
#ausvotes
#dicksonvotes
He’s not “just like us”.
He’s not acting in your interests.
He never will be.
#auspol
#ausvotes
#dicksonvotes
January 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
And if Australia is not careful, it will happen here.
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Dutton is now identifying himself as a John Howard Liberal.
In 2007 the LNP lost the election and Howard also lost his own seat of Bennelong to Maxine McKew.
Dutton is identifying himself as a reject and a looser.
Here's hoping he's right for once.
#DuckFutton
In 2007 the LNP lost the election and Howard also lost his own seat of Bennelong to Maxine McKew.
Dutton is identifying himself as a reject and a looser.
Here's hoping he's right for once.
#DuckFutton
April 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Dutton is now identifying himself as a John Howard Liberal.
In 2007 the LNP lost the election and Howard also lost his own seat of Bennelong to Maxine McKew.
Dutton is identifying himself as a reject and a looser.
Here's hoping he's right for once.
#DuckFutton
In 2007 the LNP lost the election and Howard also lost his own seat of Bennelong to Maxine McKew.
Dutton is identifying himself as a reject and a looser.
Here's hoping he's right for once.
#DuckFutton
From the party that made AUS most notorious misogynist the ‘Minister for Women’, fought to keep in an AG after an allegation of rape and told 1,000s of women protesting against sexual violence to be grateful that they weren’t “met with bullets”
Yep! LNP men sure know how to win that ‘Womens’ vote”
Yep! LNP men sure know how to win that ‘Womens’ vote”
January 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
There are some excellent women running for pre-selection already, Pete. It’s just that your anachronistic patriarchal party overlooks them in favour of yet more bland, conservative and often mediocre men.
January 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
February 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Coalition backflips on work from home policy and public sector cuts.
Dutton blames Sudanese gangs.
#DuckFutton
Dutton blames Sudanese gangs.
#DuckFutton
April 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Coalition backflips on work from home policy and public sector cuts.
Dutton blames Sudanese gangs.
#DuckFutton
Dutton blames Sudanese gangs.
#DuckFutton
Never forget that The Thug is the Murdochs’ candidate for Prime Minister.
January 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
March 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The Coalition has performed an about face.
Consequently they are now displaying their arse as pictured below.
#DuckFutton
Consequently they are now displaying their arse as pictured below.
#DuckFutton
April 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Coalition has performed an about face.
Consequently they are now displaying their arse as pictured below.
#DuckFutton
Consequently they are now displaying their arse as pictured below.
#DuckFutton
ABC News, we understand the Gold Coast beaches need assistance & the white shoe brigade is agitating.
First we need to make sure everyone is accounted for, that homes/businesses have power restored, disaster payments flow, everyone has shelter, etc. Ok? #CycloneAlfred
First we need to make sure everyone is accounted for, that homes/businesses have power restored, disaster payments flow, everyone has shelter, etc. Ok? #CycloneAlfred
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Dutton wants a Minister for Govt Efficiency, "…to make sure we've got more money for frontline services."
This from the mob that outsourced complex payment & support decisions, including #Centrelink & #NDIA to labour hire contractors and made vets wait years to have their claims processed!
#auspol
This from the mob that outsourced complex payment & support decisions, including #Centrelink & #NDIA to labour hire contractors and made vets wait years to have their claims processed!
#auspol
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Amateur liar gets a few tips from a real professional.
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
#DuckFutton
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
#DuckFutton
April 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Amateur liar gets a few tips from a real professional.
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
#DuckFutton
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
#DuckFutton
Hume announces Indonesian intervention: “Russians are throwing children overboard and sending them by boat to Australia.”
How long before Dutton accuses Sudanese gangs of eating cats and dogs?
#DuckFutton
How long before Dutton accuses Sudanese gangs of eating cats and dogs?
#DuckFutton
April 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hume announces Indonesian intervention: “Russians are throwing children overboard and sending them by boat to Australia.”
How long before Dutton accuses Sudanese gangs of eating cats and dogs?
#DuckFutton
How long before Dutton accuses Sudanese gangs of eating cats and dogs?
#DuckFutton
I don’t like going too long without saying this, incase anyone forgets, I think…
Dutton is a duplicitous, malicious, divisive, abhorrent, egomaniacal, cockwombling, fucknuckle.
#Auspol
Dutton is a duplicitous, malicious, divisive, abhorrent, egomaniacal, cockwombling, fucknuckle.
#Auspol
January 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m watching Australian Thanasi Kokkinakis playing in the tennis and seeing his fans proudly flying the Greek flag alongside the Australian flag.
I’ll wait for Peter Dutton tomorrow to again voice his view about Australia having only one flag.
Or maybe it’s only the Aboriginal flag he has issues.
I’ll wait for Peter Dutton tomorrow to again voice his view about Australia having only one flag.
Or maybe it’s only the Aboriginal flag he has issues.
January 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Herewith a summary of the headlines on #NotMyABC news this morning:
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
#DuckFutton
#NotMyABC
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
#DuckFutton
#NotMyABC
May 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Herewith a summary of the headlines on #NotMyABC news this morning:
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
#DuckFutton
#NotMyABC
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
#DuckFutton
#NotMyABC
Bushfood MasterChef Cat Clarke wearing #DuckFutton t-shirt! Here's her Sunday Chef's Table menu, fabulous food served up in dreamy Wimmera river bush setting 🤤🍀💛🖤♥️😻
March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bushfood MasterChef Cat Clarke wearing #DuckFutton t-shirt! Here's her Sunday Chef's Table menu, fabulous food served up in dreamy Wimmera river bush setting 🤤🍀💛🖤♥️😻
Under Dutton’s leadership the coalition parties have gone from supporting reconciliation to not wanting to be in the same room as the indigenous flag.
Dutton wants a culture war.
Refute his position thoughtfully, freaking out is what he wants.
Respecting 60,000 years is easy to explain.
#AusPol
Dutton wants a culture war.
Refute his position thoughtfully, freaking out is what he wants.
Respecting 60,000 years is easy to explain.
#AusPol
January 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dutton looks short on policies until you consider those he has disguised as threats.
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
#DuckFutton
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
#DuckFutton
April 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Dutton looks short on policies until you consider those he has disguised as threats.
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
#DuckFutton
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
#DuckFutton
That's not a trench
it's a sewer
Yes #DuckFutton will
We will all be drowning in RW
effluent while Dutton shovels the public coffer to his masters.
it's a sewer
Yes #DuckFutton will
We will all be drowning in RW
effluent while Dutton shovels the public coffer to his masters.
February 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That's not a trench
it's a sewer
Yes #DuckFutton will
We will all be drowning in RW
effluent while Dutton shovels the public coffer to his masters.
it's a sewer
Yes #DuckFutton will
We will all be drowning in RW
effluent while Dutton shovels the public coffer to his masters.