More US president brain farts:
Donald Trump claims credit for 5G technology, but like the complete and utter dumbass he is, thinks it's camera megapixels.
6G gonna be lit!
Probably gonna get hours of praise for his smarts by his surrounding court of sycophants for this one…
#DumbestTimeLineEver
Donald Trump claims credit for 5G technology, but like the complete and utter dumbass he is, thinks it's camera megapixels.
6G gonna be lit!
Probably gonna get hours of praise for his smarts by his surrounding court of sycophants for this one…
#DumbestTimeLineEver
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
More US president brain farts:
Donald Trump claims credit for 5G technology, but like the complete and utter dumbass he is, thinks it's camera megapixels.
6G gonna be lit!
Probably gonna get hours of praise for his smarts by his surrounding court of sycophants for this one…
#DumbestTimeLineEver
Donald Trump claims credit for 5G technology, but like the complete and utter dumbass he is, thinks it's camera megapixels.
6G gonna be lit!
Probably gonna get hours of praise for his smarts by his surrounding court of sycophants for this one…
#DumbestTimeLineEver
Giuliani crashes his car, get the Presidential Medal of Freedom. #DumbestTimelineEver #IWantOut
This is an insult to all who deserved the honor…
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Giuliani crashes his car, get the Presidential Medal of Freedom. #DumbestTimelineEver #IWantOut
Trump is going to start a war with Venezuela to try and Wag The Dog around the Epstein stuff… #DumbestTimelineEver
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Trump is going to start a war with Venezuela to try and Wag The Dog around the Epstein stuff… #DumbestTimelineEver
Trump Punches Canadian Olympian in Bizarre AI Hockey Fantasy Post
Trump makes Team USA win about himself
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Trump makes Team USA win about himself
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Trump Punches Canadian Olympian in Bizarre AI Hockey Fantasy Post
Trump makes Team USA win about himself
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February 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
No, this not a real tweet is all my brain can scream! #DumbestTimelineEver
April 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No, this not a real tweet is all my brain can scream! #DumbestTimelineEver
Strap in for a wild ride. Just ignore the safety warnings!
#dumbesttimelineever
#dumbesttimelineever
November 13, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Strap in for a wild ride. Just ignore the safety warnings!
#dumbesttimelineever
#dumbesttimelineever
This has to be the most expensive and idiotic way to juice ICE's deportation stats -- i.e., extradite criminals to the US, then immediately arrest and deport them. "Look! We found some criminals to deport!" #DumbestTimelineEver
wapo.st/4pZyiCQ
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Feds bring woman to U.S. to face charges, then say she’s here illegally
A federal magistrate judge called the situation “Kafkaesque” at a hearing in U.S. District Court in Washington.
wapo.st
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This has to be the most expensive and idiotic way to juice ICE's deportation stats -- i.e., extradite criminals to the US, then immediately arrest and deport them. "Look! We found some criminals to deport!" #DumbestTimelineEver
wapo.st/4pZyiCQ
wapo.st/4pZyiCQ
Dumpster tariffs everyone and some penguins…
The DOW craters…
DogE is kneecapping the functionality of the entire country…
The Executive cabinet is dishing out classified info on Signal on the regular…
DUMBEST TIMELINE EVER!
#DumbestTimelineEver
The DOW craters…
DogE is kneecapping the functionality of the entire country…
The Executive cabinet is dishing out classified info on Signal on the regular…
DUMBEST TIMELINE EVER!
#DumbestTimelineEver
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Dumpster tariffs everyone and some penguins…
The DOW craters…
DogE is kneecapping the functionality of the entire country…
The Executive cabinet is dishing out classified info on Signal on the regular…
DUMBEST TIMELINE EVER!
#DumbestTimelineEver
The DOW craters…
DogE is kneecapping the functionality of the entire country…
The Executive cabinet is dishing out classified info on Signal on the regular…
DUMBEST TIMELINE EVER!
#DumbestTimelineEver
March 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
February 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
😶......
#DumbestTimelineEver
#DumbestTimelineEver
RFK Jr: "This is the peacetime president. He's made 8.5 deals ending war and he's also ended the war on saturated fat."
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
😶......
#DumbestTimelineEver
#DumbestTimelineEver
So this administration supports viewpoint DEI? #alternativefacts #dumbesttimelineever
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So this administration supports viewpoint DEI? #alternativefacts #dumbesttimelineever
With a drink so "probiotically" stupid, you'll be begging to go vegan instead!
#dumbesttimelineever #pasteurizemedaddy
#dumbesttimelineever #pasteurizemedaddy
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
With a drink so "probiotically" stupid, you'll be begging to go vegan instead!
#dumbesttimelineever #pasteurizemedaddy
#dumbesttimelineever #pasteurizemedaddy
Pretty sure there’s a far more pressing “Regime Change” we should be facilitating.
#DumbestTimelineEver #MAGACult #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #ParadeOfHorribles #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ButWomenAreTooEmotionalAndErratic
#ThisIsWhyWeCannotHaveNiceThings
#DumbestTimelineEver #MAGACult #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #ParadeOfHorribles #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ButWomenAreTooEmotionalAndErratic
#ThisIsWhyWeCannotHaveNiceThings
June 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pretty sure there’s a far more pressing “Regime Change” we should be facilitating.
#DumbestTimelineEver #MAGACult #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #ParadeOfHorribles #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ButWomenAreTooEmotionalAndErratic
#ThisIsWhyWeCannotHaveNiceThings
#DumbestTimelineEver #MAGACult #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #ParadeOfHorribles #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
#ButWomenAreTooEmotionalAndErratic
#ThisIsWhyWeCannotHaveNiceThings
Never mind the return of our “asteroid & saviour”, middle aged white men will cleanse the earth (of life itself) in no time at all! 🤪🤦♀️ #DumbestTimelineEver #Geopolitics #ManOrMoron
August 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Never mind the return of our “asteroid & saviour”, middle aged white men will cleanse the earth (of life itself) in no time at all! 🤪🤦♀️ #DumbestTimelineEver #Geopolitics #ManOrMoron
It's almost as if your actions have real life consequences. Who knew?
You'd think farmers would have a handle on "as ye sow, so shall ye reap", but I guess not
#DumbestTimelineEver
You'd think farmers would have a handle on "as ye sow, so shall ye reap", but I guess not
#DumbestTimelineEver
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's almost as if your actions have real life consequences. Who knew?
You'd think farmers would have a handle on "as ye sow, so shall ye reap", but I guess not
#DumbestTimelineEver
You'd think farmers would have a handle on "as ye sow, so shall ye reap", but I guess not
#DumbestTimelineEver
Are we all ready for the global economic shift that is about to happen? Get ready for me to buy…….. absolutely nothing. Ever. Except food and Dr Pepper Zero.
#MAGA #MAGAidiots #Stupidisasstupiddoes #Dumbesttimelineever
I hope what MAGA faithful people want to happen, happens directly to them.
#MAGA #MAGAidiots #Stupidisasstupiddoes #Dumbesttimelineever
I hope what MAGA faithful people want to happen, happens directly to them.
April 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Are we all ready for the global economic shift that is about to happen? Get ready for me to buy…….. absolutely nothing. Ever. Except food and Dr Pepper Zero.
#MAGA #MAGAidiots #Stupidisasstupiddoes #Dumbesttimelineever
I hope what MAGA faithful people want to happen, happens directly to them.
#MAGA #MAGAidiots #Stupidisasstupiddoes #Dumbesttimelineever
I hope what MAGA faithful people want to happen, happens directly to them.
The same 37% who voted for you know who,I'm sure!
Oh for fuck's sake, people!!
🙄🤦♀️
#DumbestTimelineEver
#vaccineswork
www.iflscience.com/37-percent-o...
Oh for fuck's sake, people!!
🙄🤦♀️
#DumbestTimelineEver
#vaccineswork
www.iflscience.com/37-percent-o...
37 Percent Of US Dog Owners Think Vaccines Will Give Their Dog Autism
Vaccine hesitancy has gone, quite literally, to the dogs.
www.iflscience.com
December 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
The same 37% who voted for you know who,I'm sure!
Oh for fuck's sake, people!!
🙄🤦♀️
#DumbestTimelineEver
#vaccineswork
www.iflscience.com/37-percent-o...
Oh for fuck's sake, people!!
🙄🤦♀️
#DumbestTimelineEver
#vaccineswork
www.iflscience.com/37-percent-o...
Holy Fing Shite, today was a wild minecart ride over the side of a cliff.
My lexicon is well sized but I have no words for what I watched.
I’ve never been so thankful for the stock market to close in my life. Unfortunately tomorrow is a new day for the crash to continue.
#DumbestTimelineEver
My lexicon is well sized but I have no words for what I watched.
I’ve never been so thankful for the stock market to close in my life. Unfortunately tomorrow is a new day for the crash to continue.
#DumbestTimelineEver
April 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Holy Fing Shite, today was a wild minecart ride over the side of a cliff.
My lexicon is well sized but I have no words for what I watched.
I’ve never been so thankful for the stock market to close in my life. Unfortunately tomorrow is a new day for the crash to continue.
#DumbestTimelineEver
My lexicon is well sized but I have no words for what I watched.
I’ve never been so thankful for the stock market to close in my life. Unfortunately tomorrow is a new day for the crash to continue.
#DumbestTimelineEver
If you're a bit bored and are on your PC you can go to Google Maps and pull up Lake "America" and report an issue and send a message to Google telling them they're wrong. Will it help? Probably not, but it felt good. #googlemaps #lakeontario #lakeamerica #dumbesttimelineever
August 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
If you're a bit bored and are on your PC you can go to Google Maps and pull up Lake "America" and report an issue and send a message to Google telling them they're wrong. Will it help? Probably not, but it felt good. #googlemaps #lakeontario #lakeamerica #dumbesttimelineever
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social hey if we're going to change names of bodies if water can Canada change the name of Lake Huron in HONOR of Trump to Lake Moron? Even if it's only on the US side...sheesh #dumbesttimelineever
August 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social hey if we're going to change names of bodies if water can Canada change the name of Lake Huron in HONOR of Trump to Lake Moron? Even if it's only on the US side...sheesh #dumbesttimelineever
This from Buddy Carter's Wikipedia page. At NO POINT has anyone believed he is in the same gene pool as the former president. #DumbestTimelineEver
February 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This from Buddy Carter's Wikipedia page. At NO POINT has anyone believed he is in the same gene pool as the former president. #DumbestTimelineEver
April 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So the 1920s got to smuggle alcohol and our version is going to be goods, some of which would be actual necessities.
#DumbestTimelineEver
#DumbestTimelineEver
Yup!
something I haven't seen yet: isn't a massive increase in the range of goods worth smuggling going to be a big boost to exactly the kind of cross-border organized crime the WH claims it wants to stop?
April 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So the 1920s got to smuggle alcohol and our version is going to be goods, some of which would be actual necessities.
#DumbestTimelineEver
#DumbestTimelineEver