🎶 Fruitcake! You’re. burning in the dump!
Fruitcake! You voted for Trump! 🎵
Fruitcake! You voted for Trump! 🎵
January 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🎶 Fruitcake! You’re. burning in the dump!
Fruitcake! You voted for Trump! 🎵
Fruitcake! You voted for Trump! 🎵
I hereby rename Donald Trump to be Pedonald Dump.
August 27, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I hereby rename Donald Trump to be Pedonald Dump.
Trump will NEVER be able to dump Elon Musk because, if he tried, Elon would crush him like a bug. Trump knows that he’s screwed! 🐜
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Trump will NEVER be able to dump Elon Musk because, if he tried, Elon would crush him like a bug. Trump knows that he’s screwed! 🐜
Sounds like people inside the Trump admin want to save Noem and dump Miller. 🍿 🍿 🍿
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Sounds like people inside the Trump admin want to save Noem and dump Miller. 🍿 🍿 🍿
Classic holiday news dump of testimony that makes it clear Trump is a criminal traitor
HERE Jack Smith sets out Trump’s direct culpability and complicity in the federal election interference case, including January 6th:
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Classic holiday news dump of testimony that makes it clear Trump is a criminal traitor
DUMP TRUMP, MAGA, THE NAZI REPUBLICANS, AND ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM.
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
DUMP TRUMP, MAGA, THE NAZI REPUBLICANS, AND ANYONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM.
We need to prioritise the EU…
…and the rest of the world.
Dump Trump.
…and the rest of the world.
Dump Trump.
April 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We need to prioritise the EU…
…and the rest of the world.
Dump Trump.
…and the rest of the world.
Dump Trump.
Trump Bump?
NOPE
Trump Dump!
NOPE
Trump Dump!
March 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump Bump?
NOPE
Trump Dump!
NOPE
Trump Dump!
From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
"European leaders may dump $2.34T in US debt if Trump abandons Ukraine risking a crisis worse than 2008 💥"
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"European leaders may dump $2.34T in US debt if Trump abandons Ukraine risking a crisis worse than 2008 💥"
the way trump will dump elon will be the stuff of legends for sure
November 13, 2024 at 6:29 PM
the way trump will dump elon will be the stuff of legends for sure
PUMP AND DUMP TRUMP
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
PUMP AND DUMP TRUMP
Convinced his job is to make Congress even more hesitant to dump Trump.
Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed.
He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.
He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.
JD Vance and his forty 4x4s visit the Vatican during trip to Rome
The US vice-president, a self-styled ‘baby Catholic’ who was baptised in 2019, and his family met senior officials from the Catholic Church
www.thetimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Convinced his job is to make Congress even more hesitant to dump Trump.
June 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Trump and Musk are doing a $350 billion pump and dump with your tax money. Trump’s “Crypto Reserve” is a money laundering scheme and you are being robbed blind.
March 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trump and Musk are doing a $350 billion pump and dump with your tax money. Trump’s “Crypto Reserve” is a money laundering scheme and you are being robbed blind.
How long do you think it will take for Trump to dump Elon Musk? Everyone calling him “President-Elect Musk”must be humiliating Trump.
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
How long do you think it will take for Trump to dump Elon Musk? Everyone calling him “President-Elect Musk”must be humiliating Trump.
Mexico has given the 🖕 to Trump they won't let him dump the people ICE has kidnapped there.
Well done Mexico.
Well done Mexico.
January 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Mexico has given the 🖕 to Trump they won't let him dump the people ICE has kidnapped there.
Well done Mexico.
Well done Mexico.
EPSTEIN FILES MEGA-DUMP: Trump Just Keeps Looking More And More Disgusting
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
EPSTEIN FILES MEGA-DUMP: Trump Just Keeps Looking More And More Disgusting
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
February 22, 2025
February 22, 2025
Last night’s Friday Night News Dump was a doozy: Trump has purged the country’s military leadership.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
February 22, 2025
Trump just took a giant dump on his own party, blaming them for the shut down.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Trump just took a giant dump on his own party, blaming them for the shut down.
Trump dump…or slump. Either way, it’s bad. Mike Rogers wants to rubber stamp this. I want to stand up to it.
August 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Trump dump…or slump. Either way, it’s bad. Mike Rogers wants to rubber stamp this. I want to stand up to it.
The funny thing is, Trump will dump her the moment she displeases him in the least.
Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The funny thing is, Trump will dump her the moment she displeases him in the least.
Joe made the stock market grow!
Trump made it take a dump!
Trump made it take a dump!
April 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Joe made the stock market grow!
Trump made it take a dump!
Trump made it take a dump!
