#Dumpty
The @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @democrats.senate.gov had better wake up to this, stop taking money from groups peddling foreign influence and get serious about putting #WeThePeople first. You can't just be anti-Trumpty Dumpty. You have to destroy that which has allowed him to rise to power.
October 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Trumpenstein dug up Tricky Dick & they're working on him now in their haunted mad science laboratory trying to stitch him to Trumpty Dumpty with dark state threads. Won't work. Nixon went to China. Trumpsky went to hell.
October 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Not in the episode. But I fell off the White House ballroom. I'm a White guy so it was a bit of a humpty dumpty situation.
October 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
tRumpty Dumpty Umpty is living proof.. you can put a POS in a suit.. but it'll still be a POS... 💩
October 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Trumpty dumpty is blaming the media for his epic low numbers. He is so fucked up. He has done shit for the country. Rubio, Hegseth, Blanche and his chief of staff— the old lady- are so pathetic that they let this moron ruin the country. Jail reporters.. what a joke. What charges moron?
October 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Trump looks like he's being held together by bubble gum and bailing wire. Hopefully, he will go ass over teakettle and do a complete Humpty Dumpty in public for everyone to see so his sycophants can't lie about it and cover it up.
The hell is going on with his legs?
October 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Cool. So lets say you're currently paying $15,000/year for insurance, and Dumpty Trumpty gives you that in cash. Boom you have to go to the hospital for surgery and the bill is $50K that you can now pay with that $15K and...
Man's a genius.
October 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
When I use a word” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.”

“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”

“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master——that’s all.”
October 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Krumpty Dumpty accelerated towards a wall, every git on the wall had a great fall!" Or something like.
October 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Egg shaped Ork deff dread called Krumpty Dumpty
October 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
While it's admirable at face value for Tillis to tell drumpfry-dumpty the pedophile to go fuck himself, Tillis obviously doesn't give a crap for his constituents who supposedly voted for him to represent them....
Sen. Thom Tillis privately told Trump he wouldn’t tolerate his “bullshit” — and that if Trump had ever directly threatened him with a primary challenge, he’d have “immediately told you to fuck yourself” and announced his retirement.

The texts, obtained by Playbook, will appear in his upcoming book.
October 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Such despicable people. Oz was once a respected person until he showed his true colors by befriending Frumpy Dumpty. I hope he never recovers from being a traitor to America; his lovely family won’t get the stink off of them either.
October 2, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Trumpty Dumpty saw the writing on the wall, Trumpty Dumpty tried to steal it all. All the MAGA bootlickers and oligarch friends couldn’t put Trumpty back together again. ☯️🗳️☮️
October 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

A poem about Oracle
October 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
(First day in kindergarten) : Humpty Dumpty SHAT on a wall
October 2, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Humpty Dumpty…

#nzpol
RNZ 2 October 2026, 5:57pm
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October 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Like Humpty Dumpty, even your mistakes are poetical and on point.
October 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Artifex Verborum
Welcome to OPERATION TRUMPTY DUMPTY
TRUMP: THE SERIES — EPISODE 3
A political satire by Artifex Verborum
fb.watch/v/753rX9_J8/
October 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
A Tulla Luana do Estúdio I assim
October 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Does MS NOW need the money or something? After how rumpty-dumpty banned them? Cmon now!
October 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I hope they win, but Trumpty Dumpty won't care, as that money will come from the taxpayers, not him personally!
October 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
This guy is a fucking congressman (I'm not capitalizing the "C." These people don't deserve that respect, just like president tRumpty dUmpty deserves NO respect!)
They’re all completely insane. Vote every single one of them out.

Republican Rep. Moore on Watergate: "Richard Nixon was absolutely couped out of office and was framed. All of this was fake."
October 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Fall Of Humpty Dumpty, 10/1/2026
Digital painting

Humpty sat upon the wall,
A curious cat made him fall.
No evil plan, no reason why-
Just cats… and gravity.
October 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM