Has Peter Dutton promised if elected, to bring back plastic straws yet?

#auspol
#TemuTrump
#DuttonsCOOKED

As Dutton tries to emulate an election campaign like Donald Trump or Scott Morrison or both, will there be another last minute dead-cat text message about a false invasion?

Not sure Taylor, Patterson, Sukkar, Tehan or Ley has the balls to pull it off this time round.

#auspol
#DuttonsCOOKED

Im hoping the Lnp’s denial of releasing costings will be the liberals demise & they are effectively wiped off the Australian landscape.

#TemuTrump
#DuttonsCOOKED

Harder a presser goes by on this election campaign, Dutton dishes out underhand slurs & dirt on the ABC. Real PM material.

#DuttonsCOOKED
#TemuTrump

‘If’ & i stress ‘if’ Peter Dutton at minimum retains Dickson, will he hang around like a dead carcass till he finds another job just like the taxidermy Scott Morrison?

#auspol
#TemuTrump
#DuttonsCOOKED

The Liberals last ditch push to get their election homework in on-time was obviously a last minute all nighter…

‘Dutton won’t be around much longer, we’ll see what’s cards are left standing then we’ll regroup’

#auspol
#JaneHumeEffect
#DuttonsCOOKED

It’s a one man show & he’s about to skip town while no one’s looking.

#LNPareDelusional
#TemuTrump
#DuttonsCOOKED

‘a true coward is someone who doesn’t even have the courage to be a coward.’

#DudDutton
#DuttonCoward
#DuttonsCOOKED

Dutton needs to do his usual disappearing act & stay hidden till the election.

Everyday is another Lnp brain-fart.

#DuttonsCOOKED
#LibSpill
#DudDutton