Earth Explodes
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Earth Explodes
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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
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Earth pregnant
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
The core of the Earth is undergoing surprise structural changes, researchers believe.
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February 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Earth pregnant
REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
Earth 1 vs earth 2
TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
KARL: A judge just threw that out
TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Earth 1 vs earth 2
Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
March 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
The most hateful shit on planet Earth 🌎 and beyond.
September 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The most hateful shit on planet Earth 🌎 and beyond.
The saddest truth? The Earth does not need humans—we are the ones who rely entirely on the Earth. If we continue to destroy our only home, there will be no other world to nourish and protect us; yet, knowing this, we continue to drain Mother Earth dry like parasites.
Earth Planet Earth
ALT: Earth Planet Earth
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July 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The saddest truth? The Earth does not need humans—we are the ones who rely entirely on the Earth. If we continue to destroy our only home, there will be no other world to nourish and protect us; yet, knowing this, we continue to drain Mother Earth dry like parasites.
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
June 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 AM
How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter
(OC) Earth-Chan's Space Junk
October 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
(OC) Earth-Chan's Space Junk
Earth to Democrats: Do NOT compromise on your shutdown demand.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Earth to Democrats: Do NOT compromise on your shutdown demand.
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Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
May 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
these are the stupidest people on earth
Sen. Mike Lee: "I won't be a bit surprised if President Trump decides at one point to say, 'You know, President Xi, let's go visit Panda Express and see what you think of their broccoli beef.' I'd love to see that happen. That's the kind of thing President Trump likes to do."
September 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
these are the stupidest people on earth
There are 195 countries on earth.
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There are 195 countries on earth.
Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.
July 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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