#EARTH
a living sub thats the biggest predator on earth with the biggest teeth on earth and the most powerful bite on earth thats one of the smartest creatures on earth that can stop your heart with a literal word and hunts the kraken for snacks and we named it after nut
Except sperm whales. Sperm whales are aliens and they scare me.
November 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Why is the dumbest person on Earth being trotted out to answer questions on this?
Q: There are thoughts that this could be an AI related issue---

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We call it SI, remember. You can't rule out anything at this point
November 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I'd have known it was Earth right away. I wouldn't have had to wait for the Statue of Liberty. "Oh yeah, apes. Those are indigenous to Earth".
November 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
what on earth
November 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
November 15, 2026 at 2:28 PM
you’re laughing. the first billionaire on earth to prefer adult women is going to lose custody of all his jackets and you’re laughing.
November 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Duffy: This is the safest system on earth.

*2 seconds later*

Duffy: This is an old system and can fail at any time.
November 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Oh my god what on earth happened
November 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The one guy on Earth who should've got an AI girlfriend had like 5 secret real ones instead.
November 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
how to move to mars after earth election
November 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The United States have its first Native Americans female senators serving TOGETHER:
-Peggy Flanagan (White Earth Band of Ojibwe)
-Mary Peltola (Yup'ik)
November 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I wonder what scale of an earth quake this would be 👀

🎨 @talidraws.bsky.social 💙
November 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
This. To the ends of the Earth.
We need Medicare For All, and we need it soon.
November 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Earth and its creatures are beautiful
South African Tour Guide Curteis Roberts captures a pennant-winged nightjar, at night: #AGoodPlace
November 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
these guys have had two years convinced that they were the victors of the culture wars and the lords of the earth and not one time in that period have they actually sounded happy
Thought leaders are really going thru it rn on the other site
November 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I want an earth shattering, hip breaking, sperm destroying paizuri
November 15, 2026 at 10:29 AM
#051 Dugtrio Alolan
Gyaru Earth Elemental~
Enjoy!
November 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
When test rugby is good, there is genuinely nothing on this earth like it.
November 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
WHAT ON EARTH is sexually explicit here @bsky.app ????
This is a super self indulgent piece I've been working on for months.
The image of a Hawthorn Knight with an Autumn fae in his arms in the bleak midwinter, came to my mind and I couldn't let go of it.
I'm so happy I gave myself time not to rush it
#digitalart #OCart #art #illustration #mmromance
November 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
because peace on earth and goodwill to men killed my grandma, okay?!
November 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Phoenix of the Strange Earth Circus
November 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Quebecers are the friendliest people on earth …
But don’t forget they know how to use an axe 🪓
November 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Meanwhile, spotted over on the big T...
November 15, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This is flat-earth level
In Homer's Iliad, we rarely encounter the Greek word for 'I' or much that refers to internal thought or decision-making. https://bit.ly/4C1lZgk

Cultural theorist Brian J. McVeigh agrees with Princeton psychologist Julian Jaynes' claim that the Homeric Greeks had no internal life or self-awareness.
November 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM