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Earth Explodes
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Earth Explodes
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Earth
picture of the earth from space
March 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet
June 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Earth pregnant
February 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH

DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Earth 1 vs earth 2
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 19
TRUMP: That's why I sued the New York Times two days ago for a lot of money

KARL: A judge just threw that out

TRUMP: I'm winning. I'm winning the cases.
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:13 PM
davidej2025.bsky.social
The most hateful shit on planet Earth 🌎 and beyond.
September 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
jcsalterego.bsky.social Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Aug 16
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
March 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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The saddest truth? The Earth does not need humans—we are the ones who rely entirely on the Earth. If we continue to destroy our only home, there will be no other world to nourish and protect us; yet, knowing this, we continue to drain Mother Earth dry like parasites.
Earth Planet Earth
ALT: Earth Planet Earth
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July 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
bencollins.bsky.social
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Feb 6
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Happy Earth Day 🌍
April 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 AM
harebrained.bsky.social
Happy Earth Day.
April 22, 2026 at 11:45 AM
learndirt.bsky.social
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
June 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
merryweatherey.bsky.social
(OC) Earth-Chan's Space Junk
October 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
rbreich.bsky.social
Earth to Democrats: Do NOT compromise on your shutdown demand.

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November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Earth Day•Every Day🌿✨
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
learndirt.bsky.social
🌱 "The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth." —Chief Seattle
May 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
crawf34.bsky.social
these are the stupidest people on earth
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Sen. Mike Lee: "I won't be a bit surprised if President Trump decides at one point to say, 'You know, President Xi, let's go visit Panda Express and see what you think of their broccoli beef.' I'd love to see that happen. That's the kind of thing President Trump likes to do."
September 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
muellershewrote.com
There are 195 countries on earth.
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Peace on earth, goodwill to men.
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
valentinolasso.bsky.social
EARTH🌿✨
September 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
bencollins.bsky.social
One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.
July 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM