#ECG
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
August 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The nurse told me that the doctor would only ring me about my ECG if there was a problem. Naturally, the doctor just rang me to confirm that my ECG was normal. Tbh, I could have done without the extra reassurance of ‘I’m ringing about the results of your ECG…”
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Lol “cardiac age via ECG”
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Come interpretare un tracciato ECG:
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Moral of the story...

#1. Get checked if you experience any chest pain. Don't dismiss it as some minor twinge. My resting ECG showed nothing. The ECG stress test revealed the problem.

#2. Get universal healthcare in America. Don't believe the insurance company hype. It saves lives.
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Advanced imaging would be a CT, MRI, or possibly an echocardiogram. The "ECG" line however is bullshit. An ECG does not show that someone's cardiac health is 14 years young or better than the person's age. What a crock of shit.
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
😡 Had to shave my chest for an ecg I look like a plucked chicken 😢
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Appendicitis chic.
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 AM
In 2025, I started running. Slowly. Gently. In intervals. The easiest possible progression.

Here is an ECG taken almost exactly a year later. Zero dropped beats.
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Soon to be the recipient of a 24-hour portable electrocardiogram, or ECG.
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Annual ECG and the nurse scalped a few patches 😮‍💨

I may be very hairy everywhere else but id like to keep what little chest hair I have please and thanks!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
crop circle sighting (had an ECG)
June 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Normal **unconfirmed** should be my bio
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
gender euphoria of pierced tiddys fully out for the ECG
April 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If your ECG looks like this go to the hospital IMMEDIATELY
February 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Happy to report that the ECG was clear and that the #Fur was relatively unaffected! 💪
Pray for the #Fur this #Fursday Bloomfs! 🙏
Ya boy has to go for ECG and this may leave the chest patchy... 😭
June 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Calling the manager, they left out a color on my Pride ECG Hookup. Blatantly homophobia
April 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Off to the village to get my ECG
May 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Well yeah with an ECG like that one, yeesh
September 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
He got the COVID and flu Vaccines like every 79 year old should this is a good thing.
"Cardiovascular age validated by by ECG and found to be 14 years younger than chronological age" is a nonsensical phrase.
I am an internist this is not something we do or write in medical reports.
October 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
ECG TEAM GERMANY 2026
Team OCTOBROTHERS
👏👏👏👏👏

@octobrothers.bsky.social
@mexxkite.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
May 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
BRASH syndrome ECG:
- subtle peaked T-waves from hyperkalemia
- bradycardia is *disproportionately* severe, as compared to the extent of hyperkalemia-induced morphology changes

(more on BRASH: emcrit.org/ibcc/brash/)

(ECG credit: ecg.bidmc.harvard.edu/maven/dispca...) #ECGsky
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM