Where’s the ecoli onions when you need em.
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Where’s the ecoli onions when you need em.
Just saw a vanity license plate that said ECOLI. What’s your game, man.
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Just saw a vanity license plate that said ECOLI. What’s your game, man.
The Ecoli chilling in in my bloodstream:
October 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Ecoli chilling in in my bloodstream:
At this point I'm honestly just calling my reps and bluntly saying you're old between the two of us I'm the one more likely to survive an ecoli infection. Maybe do something about this.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
At this point I'm honestly just calling my reps and bluntly saying you're old between the two of us I'm the one more likely to survive an ecoli infection. Maybe do something about this.
This means if there’s an ecoli or salmonella outbreak they won’t let us know. This is nuts.
New: Trump officials have paused all external communications at health agencies like CDC, FDA, NIH.
No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.
And no indication how long the pause will last.
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No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.
And no indication how long the pause will last.
With @rachelroubein.bsky.social + Lena Sun.
Trump officials pause health agencies’ communications, citing review
The agencies are charged with making decisions that touch the lives of every American and are the source of crucial information to health-care providers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This means if there’s an ecoli or salmonella outbreak they won’t let us know. This is nuts.
August 20, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Brb, going to america to buy the diarrhea lettuce, salmonella eggs, and ecoli bloobs and mixing 'em all together to make a super poop smoothie and starting a competitive ranked explosive diarrhea league, whoever gets the most lift wins
FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level.
FDA upgrades recall of frozen blueberries sold at Publix to highest health risk level
Recalled frozen blueberries and mixed berries that could be contaminated with E. coli pose the most severe category of health risk, according to the FDA.
cbsn.ws
August 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Brb, going to america to buy the diarrhea lettuce, salmonella eggs, and ecoli bloobs and mixing 'em all together to make a super poop smoothie and starting a competitive ranked explosive diarrhea league, whoever gets the most lift wins
I don’t eat bagged lettuce cause every time there is an ecoli outbreak it’s always the bagged lettuce.
July 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I don’t eat bagged lettuce cause every time there is an ecoli outbreak it’s always the bagged lettuce.
New York Post commenters are defiantly psyopping themselves into eating more ecoli burgers
October 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
New York Post commenters are defiantly psyopping themselves into eating more ecoli burgers
Fluoride is safe and effective at preventing tooth decay.
Raw milk, swimming in ecoli and brain worms, however, and you have RFK Jr.
Raw milk, swimming in ecoli and brain worms, however, and you have RFK Jr.
Despite limited science to support his conclusions, RFK Jr. claimed that fluoride causes “profound IQ loss” and linked water fluoridation to ADHD and thyroid, kidney and liver issues.
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January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Fluoride is safe and effective at preventing tooth decay.
Raw milk, swimming in ecoli and brain worms, however, and you have RFK Jr.
Raw milk, swimming in ecoli and brain worms, however, and you have RFK Jr.
CANCER UPDATE
Back home from hospital after experiencing problems with my ECOLI infection. UTIs suck. 💙😥
Back home from hospital after experiencing problems with my ECOLI infection. UTIs suck. 💙😥
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 PM
CANCER UPDATE
Back home from hospital after experiencing problems with my ECOLI infection. UTIs suck. 💙😥
Back home from hospital after experiencing problems with my ECOLI infection. UTIs suck. 💙😥
Why would anyone be surprised that raw milk cheese had ecoli?
September 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Why would anyone be surprised that raw milk cheese had ecoli?
Maybe if we treated farmworkers better there wouldn't be so much ecoli in romaine.
April 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Maybe if we treated farmworkers better there wouldn't be so much ecoli in romaine.
love how conservatives got ecoli and lysteria in the national divorce
I found the same thing on Twitter. Trump supporters pledging to eat more McDonald’s because the E. coli was a false flag.
“Yep. I got a double quarter pounder at McDonald’s yesterday, already had plans for dinner tonight but, going to get another one tomorrow. Cuz the CDC is full of shit.”
“Yep. I got a double quarter pounder at McDonald’s yesterday, already had plans for dinner tonight but, going to get another one tomorrow. Cuz the CDC is full of shit.”
October 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
love how conservatives got ecoli and lysteria in the national divorce
Isn't that when Chipotle had a huge ecoli problem
April 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Isn't that when Chipotle had a huge ecoli problem
A documentary mentioned the big ecoli outbreak that killed 4 kids, sicked hundreds in 90s and thought "huh we don't see those as much anymore with beef. " The reason? USDA made it illegal to sell meat with ecoli in 94. Prior, it was left to consumers to "cook it out." Regulations... they work!
November 13, 2023 at 7:59 PM
A documentary mentioned the big ecoli outbreak that killed 4 kids, sicked hundreds in 90s and thought "huh we don't see those as much anymore with beef. " The reason? USDA made it illegal to sell meat with ecoli in 94. Prior, it was left to consumers to "cook it out." Regulations... they work!
McDonald’s in the US has an outbreak of ecoli days after Trump turned up serving food. The gods have spoken.
October 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
McDonald’s in the US has an outbreak of ecoli days after Trump turned up serving food. The gods have spoken.
I'm surprised he doesn't have ecoli from eating Donald Trump's shit.
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm surprised he doesn't have ecoli from eating Donald Trump's shit.
I guess if you do not test it, there is less positive tests for bird flu and ecoli...🙄
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I guess if you do not test it, there is less positive tests for bird flu and ecoli...🙄
Also so much EColi. www.cdc.gov/ecoli/outbre...
October 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Also so much EColi. www.cdc.gov/ecoli/outbre...
REPLACE CORN SYRUP WITH ECOLI
its impossible to “make america healthy” and take on the food industry while simultaneously supporting sweeping deregulation
December 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM
REPLACE CORN SYRUP WITH ECOLI
ok how 'bout i let you swim in your poop-swamp and drink your ecoli milk and hide your lil bears, and you let me get a tiny shot of Moderna-delight in my arm
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ok how 'bout i let you swim in your poop-swamp and drink your ecoli milk and hide your lil bears, and you let me get a tiny shot of Moderna-delight in my arm
Campbells was also just heavily fined for admitting to dumping ecoli filled plant waste from it’s location in Maumee, OH into the Maumee river twice a day, 7 days a week since 2018.
Campbell’s about to be out of here faster than target. This is gonna be impressive fall.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Campbells was also just heavily fined for admitting to dumping ecoli filled plant waste from it’s location in Maumee, OH into the Maumee river twice a day, 7 days a week since 2018.