for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti
April 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
for every 20 likes, I will give Ed Baldwin more cheese on his spaghetti
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
September 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
Chagos with Ed Milliband!
[Am I doing this right?]
[Am I doing this right?]
Ed Miliband is foreign sec
July 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Chagos with Ed Milliband!
[Am I doing this right?]
[Am I doing this right?]
I lol-ed
April 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I lol-ed
i love it when Ed threatens me with a good time
I want to be very clear about something: for OpenAI to be able to pay the deals it has signed it will have to be ten to fifteen times its current revenue and have raised at least another $150 billion. If it fails, Oracle will run out of money, and not pay its debts.
April 23, 2026 at 5:39 AM
i love it when Ed threatens me with a good time
I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think it’s only fair that we get a “Have men ruined society?” op-ed
There’s no such thing as neutrality. Its silence and silence is complicity.
Ed Sheeran and The White Privilege of Neutrality
I know singer Ed Sheeran.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
September 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
There’s no such thing as neutrality. Its silence and silence is complicity.
Wouldn't that be cool if you could invoke the 25th Amendment? Wouldn't that be cool Ed? Because I live in an apartment, Ed. I can't invoke the 25th Amendment Ed. Let me know when you find someone who can, Ed. Try the bathrooms there are mirrors in there.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Wouldn't that be cool if you could invoke the 25th Amendment? Wouldn't that be cool Ed? Because I live in an apartment, Ed. I can't invoke the 25th Amendment Ed. Let me know when you find someone who can, Ed. Try the bathrooms there are mirrors in there.
Trump's US Attorney in DC, Ed Martin, has been making it a thing to send threatening letters to anyone Trump wants threatened: Georgetown, medical journals, congressmen who criticize him. But I realized I could send Ed Martin a letter, too! So here is the letter I am sending Ed Martin tomorrow:
May 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trump's US Attorney in DC, Ed Martin, has been making it a thing to send threatening letters to anyone Trump wants threatened: Georgetown, medical journals, congressmen who criticize him. But I realized I could send Ed Martin a letter, too! So here is the letter I am sending Ed Martin tomorrow:
Ed Sheeran: I was silent on Palestine because I never wanted to be an activist musician.
Also Ed Sheeran: I’m throwing a concert for the people of Ukraine suffering under Russia’s war
Also Ed Sheeran: I’m throwing a concert for the people of Ukraine suffering under Russia’s war
September 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Ed Sheeran: I was silent on Palestine because I never wanted to be an activist musician.
Also Ed Sheeran: I’m throwing a concert for the people of Ukraine suffering under Russia’s war
Also Ed Sheeran: I’m throwing a concert for the people of Ukraine suffering under Russia’s war
Someone said this'd be better with Ed, Edd, & Eddy sfx so I
June 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Someone said this'd be better with Ed, Edd, & Eddy sfx so I
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness
Ed Sheeran’s concert at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium was canceled due to weather.
I find this very damn funny.
I find this very damn funny.
September 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Ed Sheeran’s concert at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium was canceled due to weather.
I find this very damn funny.
I find this very damn funny.
I sure hope nobody asks Ed Martin to investigate goatse
Suffice to say, this is not how investigative agencies used to refer matters to federal prosecutors.
February 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I sure hope nobody asks Ed Martin to investigate goatse
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
someone on X described Alina Habba as “the Jenna Ellis of Ed Martins.”
And reader, I lol’ed.
And reader, I lol’ed.
May 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
someone on X described Alina Habba as “the Jenna Ellis of Ed Martins.”
And reader, I lol’ed.
And reader, I lol’ed.
been thinking a lot about the art direction for ed edd n eddy. it’s so good!!! stylish and economical. I want to art direct something in the vein of this one day (if things ever get better lmao)
August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
been thinking a lot about the art direction for ed edd n eddy. it’s so good!!! stylish and economical. I want to art direct something in the vein of this one day (if things ever get better lmao)
Ozturk was arrested by six masked officers — like the Gestapo.
Her only offense appears to be writing an op-ed in her school newspaper.
While I strongly disagree with the views expressed in her op-ed, they are not a valid basis for deportation.
This is flat out un-American.
Her only offense appears to be writing an op-ed in her school newspaper.
While I strongly disagree with the views expressed in her op-ed, they are not a valid basis for deportation.
This is flat out un-American.
March 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ozturk was arrested by six masked officers — like the Gestapo.
Her only offense appears to be writing an op-ed in her school newspaper.
While I strongly disagree with the views expressed in her op-ed, they are not a valid basis for deportation.
This is flat out un-American.
Her only offense appears to be writing an op-ed in her school newspaper.
While I strongly disagree with the views expressed in her op-ed, they are not a valid basis for deportation.
This is flat out un-American.
Finally watched Fullmetal Alchemist! And omg was it good. So I drew Ed!
June 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Finally watched Fullmetal Alchemist! And omg was it good. So I drew Ed!
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
September 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I like Ed Sheeran being like "I never spoke about politics. Because my music is about unity, not division" and then the music is like "la la la la I want to touch your body wow. sexy crazy body wow"
cannot get over the picture they used of the talk Cory Doctorow and I gave in Seattle on Wednesday
www.geekwire.com/2025/ai-bubb...
www.geekwire.com/2025/ai-bubb...
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
cannot get over the picture they used of the talk Cory Doctorow and I gave in Seattle on Wednesday
www.geekwire.com/2025/ai-bubb...
www.geekwire.com/2025/ai-bubb...
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
September 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I guess Ed Sheeran won’t be eating canned food for a while, since all of his openers stopped working.
I see the Washington Post is platforming an op-ed by Krisi Noem, because apparently they're still pissed they missed their opportunity to publish Goebbels in the original German.
June 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I see the Washington Post is platforming an op-ed by Krisi Noem, because apparently they're still pissed they missed their opportunity to publish Goebbels in the original German.