Gonna be out of office for the next few days
November 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Gonna be out of office for the next few days
It’s an egg sack. Let’s look at the embryos
November 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It’s an egg sack. Let’s look at the embryos
the moon is made of egg white. the sun is egg yolk. clouds are the cloudy bits of egg white. no further questions
November 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
the moon is made of egg white. the sun is egg yolk. clouds are the cloudy bits of egg white. no further questions
we've got egg and woke; egg, bacon and woke; egg, bacon, sausage and woke; woke, bacon, sausage and woke; woke, egg, woke, woke, bacon and woke; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and woke
November 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
we've got egg and woke; egg, bacon and woke; egg, bacon, sausage and woke; woke, bacon, sausage and woke; woke, egg, woke, woke, bacon and woke; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and woke
Gotta get an egg potato and cheese taco for lunch
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Gotta get an egg potato and cheese taco for lunch
Not Bronze Age Pervert and Raw Egg Nationalist! Oh no!
Over on X, MAGA influencers have started making long lists of prominent people who supposedly betrayed the movement and are responsible for what happened on Tuesday. Seems like a sign of a totally healthy and normal movement.
November 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Not Bronze Age Pervert and Raw Egg Nationalist! Oh no!
Is this Easter egg at Tower of Terror the best Easter egg?
November 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Is this Easter egg at Tower of Terror the best Easter egg?
its time to egg go to the polls
November 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
its time to egg go to the polls
it's so foggy you could lose an egg on the pavement
November 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
it's so foggy you could lose an egg on the pavement
Egg Grabbot, per my sources
Greg Abbott has conceded. Unbelievable.
November 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Egg Grabbot, per my sources
Everyone should be able to legally egg a billionaire's house, one egg per voter, and the owner is required by law to leave it there
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Everyone should be able to legally egg a billionaire's house, one egg per voter, and the owner is required by law to leave it there
November 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
this place is so good, they have like seven brands of century egg in the freezer to choose from, in a dedicated fermented duck egg freezer
T&T Supermarket, the hit Canadian Asian megastore, has officially arrived in San Francisco.
S.F.’s newest Asian megastore brings 50,000 square feet of egg tarts, soup dumplings and produce
T&T Supermarket, the hit Canadian Asian megastore, has officially arrived in San Francisco.
bit.ly
November 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
this place is so good, they have like seven brands of century egg in the freezer to choose from, in a dedicated fermented duck egg freezer
November 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I love that these lists include people called Raw Egg Nationalist and Bronze Age Pervert
Over on X, MAGA influencers have started making long lists of prominent people who supposedly betrayed the movement and are responsible for what happened on Tuesday. Seems like a sign of a totally healthy and normal movement.
November 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I love that these lists include people called Raw Egg Nationalist and Bronze Age Pervert
Treat-balancing a piece of scrambled egg. (This one requires the utmost resolve.)
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #PNWdogs
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #PNWdogs
November 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Treat-balancing a piece of scrambled egg. (This one requires the utmost resolve.)
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #PNWdogs
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #PNWdogs
Scrambled Egg, from 'Sonic The Fighters'.
November 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Scrambled Egg, from 'Sonic The Fighters'.
A little commission I did recently. Cat driving an egg-mobile.
November 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A little commission I did recently. Cat driving an egg-mobile.
November 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Egg-baiting will continue until morale improves
November 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Egg-baiting will continue until morale improves
IT’S TIME (art by @crispyporkboi.bsky.social)
November 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
IT’S TIME (art by @crispyporkboi.bsky.social)
It's time to crack her egg, White Chain
November 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It's time to crack her egg, White Chain