So, Susan. I see you have eggs and bacon. I happen to love eggs and bacon... 😂 😂
September 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
So, Susan. I see you have eggs and bacon. I happen to love eggs and bacon... 😂 😂
“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
“But the eggs were just so expensive.”
Jake Tapper can go suck eggs.
May 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jake Tapper can go suck eggs.
Dear Brazilsky: por favor expliquem-se
October 1, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Dear Brazilsky: por favor expliquem-se
Are eggs cheaper yet?
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Are eggs cheaper yet?
1 scrambled egg = basically nothing
2 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
3 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
4 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
5 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
2 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
3 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
4 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
5 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
March 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
1 scrambled egg = basically nothing
2 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
3 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
4 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
5 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
2 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
3 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
4 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
5 scrambled eggs = 2 scrambled eggs
And eggs, don't forget the eggs.
sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
June 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
And eggs, don't forget the eggs.
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
January 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
It’s okay. People only care about the price of eggs.
June 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s okay. People only care about the price of eggs.
DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?
April 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
DOST THOU WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN?
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
alright this guy absolutely has scrambled eggs for brains
Gov. Jared Polis, fresh off being censured by the Colorado Democratic Party for letting Tina Peters out of prison early, showed up today to a private, internal party call like this #copolitics
May 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
alright this guy absolutely has scrambled eggs for brains
Well at least we have cheap eggs—oh wait.
March 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well at least we have cheap eggs—oh wait.
Made breakfast potatoes and fried eggs for breakfast this morning.
September 28, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Made breakfast potatoes and fried eggs for breakfast this morning.
Trump: "Eggs have come down 400 percent. Everybody has eggs now. They have eggs for breakfast again."
June 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Trump: "Eggs have come down 400 percent. Everybody has eggs now. They have eggs for breakfast again."
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
wakey wakey eggs n bakey
August 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
wakey wakey eggs n bakey
So, Susan. I see you have eggs and bacon. I happen to love eggs and bacon...
August 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
So, Susan. I see you have eggs and bacon. I happen to love eggs and bacon...
Two days ago he said eggs were down 95%.
April 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Two days ago he said eggs were down 95%.
