Probability spread looking like Charlie Kirk’s EKG
June 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Probability spread looking like Charlie Kirk’s EKG
Warnock: "I rise tonight in a moral moment in our nation ... if this awful budget were an EKG it would suggest that our nation has a heart problem and is in need of moral surgery."
June 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Warnock: "I rise tonight in a moral moment in our nation ... if this awful budget were an EKG it would suggest that our nation has a heart problem and is in need of moral surgery."
pointing out on the EKG exactly when I thought about a banh mi
December 27, 2024 at 4:45 AM
pointing out on the EKG exactly when I thought about a banh mi
Das EKG der Welt.
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Das EKG der Welt.
that's my EKG
I’m not an economist but there seems to be a ton of charts out the last few weeks that all look something like this
March 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
that's my EKG
-Guy who needs an EKG: "Do you really need to shave that much of my chest? I had an EKG here last month and they didn't shave that much."
-Me: "Not sure what happened last month but if you want a *good* EKG then yeah, I need to shave this much."
-Me: "Not sure what happened last month but if you want a *good* EKG then yeah, I need to shave this much."
October 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
-Guy who needs an EKG: "Do you really need to shave that much of my chest? I had an EKG here last month and they didn't shave that much."
-Me: "Not sure what happened last month but if you want a *good* EKG then yeah, I need to shave this much."
-Me: "Not sure what happened last month but if you want a *good* EKG then yeah, I need to shave this much."
how I celebrate passing this EKG class
April 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
how I celebrate passing this EKG class
Post EKG…. my heart is fine btw 🥲🙃🫠
October 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Post EKG…. my heart is fine btw 🥲🙃🫠
Can you imagine training your wife to imitate your trademark EKG autograph
August 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can you imagine training your wife to imitate your trademark EKG autograph
How’d you get my EKG?
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
How’d you get my EKG?
1200$ für ein EKG ???
September 30, 2026 at 9:15 PM
1200$ für ein EKG ???
There IS a machine that can detect heart problems in mere seconds and it's called an EKG and it was invented in 1895 you fucking clowns
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
There IS a machine that can detect heart problems in mere seconds and it's called an EKG and it was invented in 1895 you fucking clowns
EKG on a very fat man.
June 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
EKG on a very fat man.
Kommste zum EKG, geht das EKG nicht.
Jetzt versuchen drei zu reparieren.
Ich orakle mal, das wird nichts.
Jetzt versuchen drei zu reparieren.
Ich orakle mal, das wird nichts.
May 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Kommste zum EKG, geht das EKG nicht.
Jetzt versuchen drei zu reparieren.
Ich orakle mal, das wird nichts.
Jetzt versuchen drei zu reparieren.
Ich orakle mal, das wird nichts.
Odeš na EKG pa se skompaš sa svim bakicama u čekaonici.
October 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Odeš na EKG pa se skompaš sa svim bakicama u čekaonici.
Warnock: A budget is not just a fiscal document. A budget is a moral document. Show me your budget and I'll show you who you think matters and who doesn't. And if this awful budget were an EKG, it would suggest that our nation has a heart problem and is in need of moral surgery
June 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Warnock: A budget is not just a fiscal document. A budget is a moral document. Show me your budget and I'll show you who you think matters and who doesn't. And if this awful budget were an EKG, it would suggest that our nation has a heart problem and is in need of moral surgery
As a nurse who used to perform EKGs on people the one thing I can tell you for sure is we can't tell how much younger somebody's heart is by an EKG lol. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen written in my life. Cardiac condition is 14 years younger based on an EKG? Holy God.
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
As a nurse who used to perform EKGs on people the one thing I can tell you for sure is we can't tell how much younger somebody's heart is by an EKG lol. That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen written in my life. Cardiac condition is 14 years younger based on an EKG? Holy God.
Scorpio: Your scam of impersonating a doctor is up when everyone realizes you think EKG stands for Electronic Karate Guy.
August 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Scorpio: Your scam of impersonating a doctor is up when everyone realizes you think EKG stands for Electronic Karate Guy.
Wir spüren einen enormen Kostendruck. Ein kaputtes EKG, welches regelhaft erst im dritten Anlauf arbeiten wollte wurde erst nicht repariert. Dann bekamen wir ein Ersatzgerät von 1950. Klobig, ohne automatische Saugnäpfe, ein EKG dauert damit drei Mal so lange.
Wir werden behandelt wie Bittsteller.
Wir werden behandelt wie Bittsteller.
November 29, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Wir spüren einen enormen Kostendruck. Ein kaputtes EKG, welches regelhaft erst im dritten Anlauf arbeiten wollte wurde erst nicht repariert. Dann bekamen wir ein Ersatzgerät von 1950. Klobig, ohne automatische Saugnäpfe, ein EKG dauert damit drei Mal so lange.
Wir werden behandelt wie Bittsteller.
Wir werden behandelt wie Bittsteller.