I for one would be happy to see Eloon blast off for Mars.
September 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I for one would be happy to see Eloon blast off for Mars.
April 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Uh-oh. Eloon and Zuck aren't going to be happy about this.
March 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Uh-oh. Eloon and Zuck aren't going to be happy about this.
Bluesky surpasses 29 million users.
Meanwhile, Eloon says Twitter is "barely breaking even" financially, and "user growth has stagnated". 🤭
Meanwhile, Eloon says Twitter is "barely breaking even" financially, and "user growth has stagnated". 🤭
January 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Bluesky surpasses 29 million users.
Meanwhile, Eloon says Twitter is "barely breaking even" financially, and "user growth has stagnated". 🤭
Meanwhile, Eloon says Twitter is "barely breaking even" financially, and "user growth has stagnated". 🤭
September 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You know what? People are done with Eloon and his bullshit.. #bullshit #oligarchy
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
You know what? People are done with Eloon and his bullshit.. #bullshit #oligarchy
Eloon Musk's cuts are unconstitutional.
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Eloon Musk's cuts are unconstitutional.
How long before Eloon unplugs Grok?
February 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How long before Eloon unplugs Grok?
How 'bout the EU bans twitter & drops a 50% tariff on Teslas instead, Eloon?
April 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
How 'bout the EU bans twitter & drops a 50% tariff on Teslas instead, Eloon?
Even his AI simp Grok knows Eloon is full of shit.
July 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Even his AI simp Grok knows Eloon is full of shit.
Eloon does this also
August 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Eloon does this also
Eloon says he's gonna sue Jamaal Bowman for calling him a Nazi on CNN
More leeway is given in defamation suits whenever the target is a public figure, so this civil suit will go nowhere. Also, in discovery, Eloon would have to prove his character isn’t that of a Nazi. Good luck with that one, pal.
More leeway is given in defamation suits whenever the target is a public figure, so this civil suit will go nowhere. Also, in discovery, Eloon would have to prove his character isn’t that of a Nazi. Good luck with that one, pal.
March 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Eloon says he's gonna sue Jamaal Bowman for calling him a Nazi on CNN
More leeway is given in defamation suits whenever the target is a public figure, so this civil suit will go nowhere. Also, in discovery, Eloon would have to prove his character isn’t that of a Nazi. Good luck with that one, pal.
More leeway is given in defamation suits whenever the target is a public figure, so this civil suit will go nowhere. Also, in discovery, Eloon would have to prove his character isn’t that of a Nazi. Good luck with that one, pal.
Lehtikasat herää eloon. Se on kevät!
April 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lehtikasat herää eloon. Se on kevät!
How is Bezos getting richer any better than eloon? LOL
April 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How is Bezos getting richer any better than eloon? LOL
Compared to Eloon scum is royalty.
September 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Compared to Eloon scum is royalty.
Kyseessä lienee necromancerin erikoistapaus, joka on erikoistunut pakaroihin eli assmancer.
May 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Kyseessä lienee necromancerin erikoistapaus, joka on erikoistunut pakaroihin eli assmancer.
Each of the DOGE boys can count on Eloon ... to forget that he ever knew them.
March 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Each of the DOGE boys can count on Eloon ... to forget that he ever knew them.
Olin tulossa virpomaan, mutta moottori simahti🤓 Tuoreutta eloon nyt kumminki😘
March 24, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Olin tulossa virpomaan, mutta moottori simahti🤓 Tuoreutta eloon nyt kumminki😘
KTLA hates eloon and trump and it's obvious.
July 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
KTLA hates eloon and trump and it's obvious.
Hah! I’ve just heard someone refer to Teslas as “swasticars”.
Don’t share this as Eloon wouldn’t like it!
Don’t share this as Eloon wouldn’t like it!
January 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Hah! I’ve just heard someone refer to Teslas as “swasticars”.
Don’t share this as Eloon wouldn’t like it!
Don’t share this as Eloon wouldn’t like it!
So I’m sure eloon will get on that immediately & change the name to SpaceXSI right now.
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime?
TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
September 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
So I’m sure eloon will get on that immediately & change the name to SpaceXSI right now.
Rockets to nowhere. I suppose Eloon will blame Biden or Trump for his billion dollar bomb exploding. An incredibly huge waste of money. Time to cut the Musk welfare cheques!
June 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Rockets to nowhere. I suppose Eloon will blame Biden or Trump for his billion dollar bomb exploding. An incredibly huge waste of money. Time to cut the Musk welfare cheques!
