#ELSP
A flag so red it blinds you for 24 hours
June 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
letting everyone know my offer still stands
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If you have a comedy show coming up, please feel free to use this image I made instead of AI
July 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Following Mina Kimes in early days BlueSky: I don’t really follow football but she has some funny posts
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Today: This might be the coolest person alive
May 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
UPDATE: Ginny has been reached. Thank you all for spreading this.

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@beneathhergaze.bsky.social I was able to get Ginny on the phone. I don't know her exact location but she said she was in a park. She promised me she'd hang on until her tele therapy appointment in a few minutes.
February 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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June 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
First person that makes a cheap electric version of this is the boss
October 26, 2024 at 6:26 AM
DA er det farlig, da! www.nrk.no/ostfold/elsp...
November 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Chess is too easy, it's time to add new pieces.
March 11, 2024 at 3:58 PM
heard a story on NPR yesterday that NASA wanted to study the effects of immobility and muscle loss so they put out a call for volunteers to lie down for 70 straight days. They thought they would have trouble finding volunteers 1/2
April 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Americano had to be a derogatory name bc that beverage absolutely sucks
February 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I know someone who can help you with that!

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introducing Cheerios Grandé!
June 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
They should focus on this aspect

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starting to have a change of thought on bipedal robots.
think im good with them if their primary purpose is to do something cartoonishly stupid and then die spectacularly
August 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I don’t think AI could destroy mankind on its own, but I’m starting to see a reality where powerful people follow its instructions and magic eight ball us into nuclear annihilation
September 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
they're actually trying it
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the new maralago face but it's dudes wearing oversized shoes
March 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Beloved as ‘Ratty’ in the Wind in the Willows, water voles return to Cumbria’s lake district. Conservationists have reintroduced 750 water voles across Cumbria over three years, & monitoring now confirms breeding and natural dispersal along restored river corridors. buff.ly/84aMMmI
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Water voles return to Cumbria’s rivers - ELSP
Over the past three years, 750 water voles have been reintroduced across Cumbria, marking one of the most significant species recovery efforts in the region. Crucially, monitoring now shows signs of…
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June 29, 2026 at 12:50 PM
We fixed chess, we can fix tarot bsky.app/profile/elsp...
Chess is too easy, it's time to add new pieces.
March 5, 2024 at 5:38 AM
what is the deal
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Somebody ask Olivia Nuzzi what's wrong with RFK Jr's legs. He always has them covered
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Lightbulb description: daylight : )
Me: that sounds nice : )
Actual light: hideous deathray
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
'Yeah, that's Trey. He's stoned most of the time but every once in a while he cleans the toilet, so y'know'
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
so yeah, check this out
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here's a noodle that never gave up on their dream and finally learned to fly
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
what about this one? :)
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i thought of a good thing to post last night before i went to sleep but forgot to write it down and now i forget so here's a crab with human hands instead i'm so sorry everyone :(
April 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Mr. Beast smiles like the Joker but without any of the joy
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Galera, vamos prestigiar a mídia progressista
Hoje conversei com a @lindieseno e falamos um pouco sobre essa semana intensa, judiciário e perspectivas de futuro

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September 19, 2026 at 10:59 PM
She's since been reached, thankfully 💜

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@beneathhergaze.bsky.social I was able to get Ginny on the phone. I don't know her exact location but she said she was in a park. She promised me she'd hang on until her tele therapy appointment in a few minutes.
February 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM