Her name is Sister Rosetta Thorpe. Known as the "Godmother of rock" that inspired Elvis.
August 7, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Her name is Sister Rosetta Thorpe. Known as the "Godmother of rock" that inspired Elvis.
High Elvis, Dark Elvis, Wood Elvis
October 21, 2023 at 10:10 PM
High Elvis, Dark Elvis, Wood Elvis
Brutus doing his best Elvis sneer.
July 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Brutus doing his best Elvis sneer.
Elvis Costello opens his L A show with “What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?”
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Elvis Costello opens his L A show with “What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding?”
Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
March 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Elvis Costello is the Wiggles for adults (complimentary)
I've never had a cat settle in so quickly, he's been here a few hours and Elvis wants to play and be hugged and to run laps.
July 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I've never had a cat settle in so quickly, he's been here a few hours and Elvis wants to play and be hugged and to run laps.
I remember this one every now and then
September 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I remember this one every now and then
Fun fact: The Elvis impersonator who was arrested for sending ricin to Obama often recommended my work on Facebook.
Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.
Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.
please do not commit any federal crimes that would lead me to feeling a deep sense of embarrassment after finding out you read my posts
April 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Fun fact: The Elvis impersonator who was arrested for sending ricin to Obama often recommended my work on Facebook.
Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.
Fortunately (for me!), he was innocent. A different Elvis impersonator sent the ricin to frame the innocent Elvis impersonator b/c the latter falsely claimed to be a member of Mensa.
Just walked by a colleague's classroom after my class finished and he was talking about Elvis, getting blank stares and so he had to ask "Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?"
It's rough out here on these teaching streets.
It's rough out here on these teaching streets.
March 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Just walked by a colleague's classroom after my class finished and he was talking about Elvis, getting blank stares and so he had to ask "Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?"
It's rough out here on these teaching streets.
It's rough out here on these teaching streets.
Elvis would blush at this shit.
August 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Elvis would blush at this shit.
Like what is he even doing?
December 4, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Like what is he even doing?
Donald's fantasy about looking like Elvis Presley vs. Reality:
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Donald's fantasy about looking like Elvis Presley vs. Reality:
This man just handed me a chai tea in this mug
December 14, 2024 at 12:08 PM
This man just handed me a chai tea in this mug
Elvis and Adelle, bravely default 2
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Elvis and Adelle, bravely default 2
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The King. And Elvis.
July 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The King. And Elvis.
What really happened to Elvis
June 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
What really happened to Elvis
Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
September 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
Fuck it
Elvis in King of Dinosaurs cosplay.
Elvis in King of Dinosaurs cosplay.
June 6, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Fuck it
Elvis in King of Dinosaurs cosplay.
Elvis in King of Dinosaurs cosplay.
Meet the newest member of my extended family, Elvis...
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Meet the newest member of my extended family, Elvis...
September 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met