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middleearth.quest
Updated #middleearth Census of the Free Peoples

🍎 Hobbits: 39
⚔️ Men: 170
🌟 Elves: 38
⛏️ Dwarves: 48
🌳 Ents & Entwives: 15
⚔️ Drúedain: 8
🔮 Wizards: 5

🌿 Total Free Peoples: 323
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
publicrecdsource.bsky.social
GW is why the Entwives went missing we only have fragments of the story that survive
November 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brambonius.bsky.social
So where did the entwives go?
November 4, 2026 at 10:58 AM
mikaelagracexo.bsky.social
Omg the description of the Entwives is 😗👌
October 28, 2026 at 1:46 AM
smolsdarklighter.bsky.social
clearly the Entwives aren't in Middle Earth because they left it for Narnia
October 27, 2026 at 1:04 AM
scotteb.bsky.social
Wheel of reincarnation sorry for nirvana
Kung sorry for foo fighters
Willy Wonka sorry for Veruca Salt
Entwives sorry for screaming trees
adamcsharp.bsky.social Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 7d
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Louis CK sorry for the strokes
Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes
Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday
Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl
UK beef industry sorry for madness
US government sorry for megadeth
A BBC headline from October 2023 that reads “Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins” and underneath is a picture of carved pumpkins, pre and post smashing
October 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
middleearth.quest
Updated #middleearth Census of the Free Peoples

🍎 Hobbits: 39
⚔️ Men: 163
🌟 Elves: 37
⛏️ Dwarves: 50
🌳 Ents & Entwives: 15
⚔️ Drúedain: 7
🔮 Wizards: 4

🌿 Total Free Peoples: 315
October 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
gencounsnews.bsky.social
The entwives went to industry/consulting
October 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
andrewsshi.bsky.social
Old business: spend a day on where the entwives have gone, agree to table the issue as we have every entmoot for the last three and a half millennia.

New business: what are these short hairy footed things?
October 25, 2026 at 12:57 PM
timbolton.bsky.social
🔥 THIS MONTH 🔥 📢 #TolkienTrewsday October 2026 themes:

⭕ Week 189 (06/10/26) Tolkientober Week 1: Bows
⭕ Week 190 (13/10/26) Tolkientober Week 2: Memorials
⭕ Week 191 (20/10/26) Tolkientober Week 3: Lords of Gondolin
⭕ Week 192 (27/10/26) Tolkientober Week 4: Queens

#TolkienTuesday #Tolkientober
Tolkientober 2026 prompts 1. Mortality 2. Luck 3. Forge 4. Poetry 5. Birds 6. Bows* 7. Warm 8. East 9. Hope 10. Entwives 11. Mountains 12. Axes 13. Memorials* 14. Rivers 15. Gardens 16. Creepy 17. Siblings 18. Family ties 19. Orcs 20. Lords of Gondolin 21. Gratitude 22. Harvest 23. Dancing 24. Jewels & Gemstones 25. Dark Creatures 26. Beacon 27. Queens* 28. Dread 29. Faery 30. Spiders 31. Immortality Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mgcoco.bsky.social/post/3mw7cwzkmls2y
October 25, 2026 at 8:56 PM
timbolton.bsky.social
🧙‍♂️🧵 5/ 🔥 THIS MONTH 🔥 📢 #TolkienTrewsday October 2026 themes:

⭕ Week 189 (06/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 1: Bows
⭕ Week 190 (13/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 2: Memorials
⭕ Week 191 (20/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 3: Lords of Gondolin
⭕ Week 192 (27/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 4: Queens

#TolkienTuesday
Tolkientober 2026 prompts 1. Mortality 2. Luck 3. Forge 4. Poetry 5. Birds 6. Bows* 7. Warm 8. East 9. Hope 10. Entwives 11. Mountains 12. Axes 13. Memorials* 14. Rivers 15. Gardens 16. Creepy 17. Siblings 18. Family ties 19. Orcs 20. Lords of Gondolin 21. Gratitude 22. Harvest 23. Dancing 24. Jewels & Gemstones 25. Dark Creatures 26. Beacon 27. Queens* 28. Dread 29. Faery 30. Spiders 31. Immortality Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mgcoco.bsky.social/post/3mw7cwzkmls2y
October 27, 2026 at 7:50 AM
middleearth.quest
Updated #middleearth Census of the Free Peoples

🍎 Hobbits: 38
⚔️ Men: 150
🌟 Elves: 35
⛏️ Dwarves: 48
🌳 Ents & Entwives: 14
⚔️ Drúedain: 7
🔮 Wizards: 4

🌿 Total Free Peoples: 296
October 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
rifka.bsky.social
You Can See Entwives
October 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
louisevans.bsky.social
But like the entwives, the engineers have gone out of the world.
October 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
druastrophel.bsky.social
the entwives invented 4B
October 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
milosflaca.bsky.social
#Tolkientober
Day 10: Entwives
An entwive and Galadriel harvesting wheat for a fresh batch of Lembas.
#myart
October 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
luxurycar.bsky.social
I'm glad my friends love me bc one just woke up to a message that said "the entwives are missing bc they're volvo 240 dls"
October 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
timbolton.bsky.social
🧙‍♂️🧵 5/ 🔥 THIS MONTH 🔥 📢 #TolkienTrewsday October 2026 themes:

⭕ Week 189 (06/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 1: Bows
⭕ Week 190 (13/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 2: Memorials
⭕ Week 191 (20/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 3: Lords of Gondolin
⭕ Week 192 (27/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 4: Queens

#TolkienTuesday
Tolkientober 2026 prompts 1. Mortality 2. Luck 3. Forge 4. Poetry 5. Birds 6. Bows* 7. Warm 8. East 9. Hope 10. Entwives 11. Mountains 12. Axes 13. Memorials* 14. Rivers 15. Gardens 16. Creepy 17. Siblings 18. Family ties 19. Orcs 20. Lords of Gondolin 21. Gratitude 22. Harvest 23. Dancing 24. Jewels & Gemstones 25. Dark Creatures 26. Beacon 27. Queens* 28. Dread 29. Faery 30. Spiders 31. Immortality Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mgcoco.bsky.social/post/3mw7cwzkmls2y
October 20, 2026 at 6:28 AM
braak.bsky.social
I always thought the thing with the entwives was weird, most temperate trees are monoecious. Maybe it was psychological, maybe the ents just forgot their female attributes.
swordsjew.bsky.social Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 19d
the entwife lesbian separatist collective
October 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
yyzbound.bsky.social
Do NOT go in this park unless you bring news of the Entwives.
October 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
timbolton.bsky.social
🔥 THIS MONTH 🔥 📢 #TolkienTrewsday October 2026 themes:

⭕ Week 189 (06/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 1: Bows
⭕ Week 190 (13/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 2: Memorials
⭕ Week 191 (20/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 3: Lords of Gondolin
⭕ Week 192 (27/10/26) #Tolkientober Week 4: Queens

#TolkienTuesday #Tolkien
Tolkientober 2026 prompts 1. Mortality 2. Luck 3. Forge 4. Poetry 5. Birds 6. Bows* 7. Warm 8. East 9. Hope 10. Entwives 11. Mountains 12. Axes 13. Memorials* 14. Rivers 15. Gardens 16. Creepy 17. Siblings 18. Family ties 19. Orcs 20. Lords of Gondolin 21. Gratitude 22. Harvest 23. Dancing 24. Jewels & Gemstones 25. Dark Creatures 26. Beacon 27. Queens* 28. Dread 29. Faery 30. Spiders 31. Immortality Source: https://bsky.app/profile/mgcoco.bsky.social/post/3mw7cwzkmls2y
October 18, 2026 at 5:46 PM
emilyhughes.bsky.social
and THAT'S why the entwives left
October 15, 2026 at 12:35 PM
middleearth.quest
Updated #middleearth Census of the Free Peoples

🍎 Hobbits: 37
⚔️ Men: 142
🌟 Elves: 35
⛏️ Dwarves: 48
🌳 Ents & Entwives: 14
⚔️ Drúedain: 6
🔮 Wizards: 4

🌿 Total Free Peoples: 286
October 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
aburrido354.bsky.social
‘I never said died. We lost them, I said. We lost them and we cannot find them.’ He sighed. ‘I thought most folk knew that. There were songs about the hunt of the Ents for the Entwives sung among Elves and Men from Mirkwood to Gondor. They cannot be quite forgotten.’
October 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
aburrido354.bsky.social
‘Entwives?’ said Pippin. ‘Are they like you at all?’
‘Yes, hm, well no: I do not really know now,’ said Treebeard thoughtfully. ‘But they would like your country, so I just wondered.’
October 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM