What IVF means to me. (L-R Mary (wife), Madison (daughter), me (lucky)).
August 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
What IVF means to me. (L-R Mary (wife), Madison (daughter), me (lucky)).
Ex-federal prosecutor Mitchell Epner made an excellent point about the SPLC’s indictment.
It’s so detailed that neo-Nazis and the Klan probably already know who the informants are.
Most likely, Trump DOJ already put them in danger. www.allrisenews.com/p/splc-charg...
It’s so detailed that neo-Nazis and the Klan probably already know who the informants are.
Most likely, Trump DOJ already put them in danger. www.allrisenews.com/p/splc-charg...
SPLC charges: A deep dive with ex-prosecutor Mitch Epner
The Trump DOJ's claims against the storied civil rights group tell a far different story than Todd Blanche wants.
www.allrisenews.com
April 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Ex-federal prosecutor Mitchell Epner made an excellent point about the SPLC’s indictment.
It’s so detailed that neo-Nazis and the Klan probably already know who the informants are.
Most likely, Trump DOJ already put them in danger. www.allrisenews.com/p/splc-charg...
It’s so detailed that neo-Nazis and the Klan probably already know who the informants are.
Most likely, Trump DOJ already put them in danger. www.allrisenews.com/p/splc-charg...
Merry Christmas from my family to you & yours.
December 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Merry Christmas from my family to you & yours.
I appeared on Substack Live with @klasfeldreports.com to discuss the eleven (11) instances of prosecutorial misconduct that Magistrate Judge Fitzpatrick held supported his decision to order the release of the full grand jury record to James Comey in United States v. Comey.
Judge ORDERS Comey grand jury records released to defense — Live with Mitchell Epner
A recording from Mitchell Epner and Adam Klasfeld's live video
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November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I appeared on Substack Live with @klasfeldreports.com to discuss the eleven (11) instances of prosecutorial misconduct that Magistrate Judge Fitzpatrick held supported his decision to order the release of the full grand jury record to James Comey in United States v. Comey.
I voted.
My wife voted.
My daughter (not pictured) voted early by mail.
Please vote for Harris-Walz.
Your vote is your voice.
And your voice is your power.
My wife voted.
My daughter (not pictured) voted early by mail.
Please vote for Harris-Walz.
Your vote is your voice.
And your voice is your power.
November 5, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I voted.
My wife voted.
My daughter (not pictured) voted early by mail.
Please vote for Harris-Walz.
Your vote is your voice.
And your voice is your power.
My wife voted.
My daughter (not pictured) voted early by mail.
Please vote for Harris-Walz.
Your vote is your voice.
And your voice is your power.
3/3 Epner added: “Donald Trump is either horribly misinformed or lying.”
April 3, 2024 at 12:19 AM
3/3 Epner added: “Donald Trump is either horribly misinformed or lying.”
If you had a grandmother who cooked brisket and had a thick plastic slipcover on the sofa, you are smiling along with Doug Emhoff’s speech.
Thinking of Esther Taub and Anne Epner, both of blessed memory.
Thinking of Esther Taub and Anne Epner, both of blessed memory.
August 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If you had a grandmother who cooked brisket and had a thick plastic slipcover on the sofa, you are smiling along with Doug Emhoff’s speech.
Thinking of Esther Taub and Anne Epner, both of blessed memory.
Thinking of Esther Taub and Anne Epner, both of blessed memory.
Rest in peace, Virginia Guiffre. As a former federal anti-trafficking AUSA, I know the courage that it took to stand up against Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew.
Link to my 2022 appearance on British TV to discuss her case against Prince Andrew.
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Link to my 2022 appearance on British TV to discuss her case against Prince Andrew.
youtu.be/6HM8afqASPc?...
MITCHELL EPNER Good Morning Britain 1 27 22
YouTube video by Mitchell Epner
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April 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Rest in peace, Virginia Guiffre. As a former federal anti-trafficking AUSA, I know the courage that it took to stand up against Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew.
Link to my 2022 appearance on British TV to discuss her case against Prince Andrew.
youtu.be/6HM8afqASPc?...
Link to my 2022 appearance on British TV to discuss her case against Prince Andrew.
youtu.be/6HM8afqASPc?...
Yes. My number is my cell phone number, which is available at my professional bio.
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March 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yes. My number is my cell phone number, which is available at my professional bio.
kudmanlaw.com/the-team/mit...
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In related news, my wife Mary.
August 24, 2024 at 10:22 PM
In related news, my wife Mary.
Elenger, Elering, Elion, Elron, Eero Epner… kas nagu veidi lappama ei hakka minema?!
February 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Elenger, Elering, Elion, Elron, Eero Epner… kas nagu veidi lappama ei hakka minema?!
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent.
EPNER: I'd rather swallow open safety pins.
EPNER: I'd rather swallow open safety pins.
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent
SWIRLING: I’m just saying, an ice cream cone didn’t used to cost $9
SWIRLING: I’m just saying, an ice cream cone didn’t used to cost $9
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent
McCLURE: Amazing. It’s like a whole RITUAL.
McCLURE: Amazing. It’s like a whole RITUAL.
August 16, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Your campaign slogan is your last name and the last text you sent.
EPNER: I'd rather swallow open safety pins.
EPNER: I'd rather swallow open safety pins.
I appeared on BBC today to discuss Donald Trump's command to AG Bondi that she seek the release of Jeffrey Epstein grand jury testimony. The irony is that he is only seeking the release of material that will require a lengthy court process, not the stuff he could immediately order released.
Mitchell Epner on Donald Trump's Order To Release Jeffrey Epstein Grand Jury Testimony
YouTube video by Mitchell Epner
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July 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I appeared on BBC today to discuss Donald Trump's command to AG Bondi that she seek the release of Jeffrey Epstein grand jury testimony. The irony is that he is only seeking the release of material that will require a lengthy court process, not the stuff he could immediately order released.
I'm proud to have been asked to appear on the BBC to discuss Donald Trump & the DOJ's failure to meet the December 19, 2025 deadline to produce the full Epstein Files. As a former federal prosecutor of sex trafficking, I felt a duty to express my outrage.
youtu.be/tHQg8mRumFw
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Mitchell Epner On Trump's Failure To Disclose Epstein Files - BBC 20 December 2025
YouTube video by Mitchell Epner
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December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm proud to have been asked to appear on the BBC to discuss Donald Trump & the DOJ's failure to meet the December 19, 2025 deadline to produce the full Epstein Files. As a former federal prosecutor of sex trafficking, I felt a duty to express my outrage.
youtu.be/tHQg8mRumFw
youtu.be/tHQg8mRumFw
This is me quickly scanning my posts thinking, "fuck, what did I mess up now..." but then I'm like, "wait, would Mitchell Epner ever claim I'm smart with a pure heart... phew, I'm probably safe."
May 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This is me quickly scanning my posts thinking, "fuck, what did I mess up now..." but then I'm like, "wait, would Mitchell Epner ever claim I'm smart with a pure heart... phew, I'm probably safe."
Maxwell's prosecutors flagged Trump-Epstein flights, emails show
Maxwell's prosecutors flagged Trump-Epstein flights, emails show
Former federal sex trafficking prosecutor Mitchell Epner said that the message demolishes Trump's "fallback lie."
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December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Maxwell's prosecutors flagged Trump-Epstein flights, emails show
First Jeopardy! Teen Tournament. Left to right: Me (Mitchell Epner), Michael Galvin (champion) and Brian Kalt (now a professor at Michigan State Law School). Taken Christmas week 1986, aired 1987.
March 17, 2024 at 9:15 AM
First Jeopardy! Teen Tournament. Left to right: Me (Mitchell Epner), Michael Galvin (champion) and Brian Kalt (now a professor at Michigan State Law School). Taken Christmas week 1986, aired 1987.
Quentin Letts: I remember you on Good Morning, Britain: "What we just heard from Mr. Epner - any man who puts his arm around a 17 year old woman [sic] is automatically going to be prey to sex allegations - it's just nuts" and accusing me of "strange values" & focus on "fees".
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
MITCHELL EPNER Good Morning Britain 1 27 22
YouTube video by Mitchell Epner
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February 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Quentin Letts: I remember you on Good Morning, Britain: "What we just heard from Mr. Epner - any man who puts his arm around a 17 year old woman [sic] is automatically going to be prey to sex allegations - it's just nuts" and accusing me of "strange values" & focus on "fees".
How you like me now?
How you like me now?
2/
"When the DOJ is no longer drawing the absolute most highly credentialed and excellent attorneys from private practice, from local prosecutors offices, then the quality of work that's being done will be decreased," Mitchell Epner, partner at Kudman Trachten Aloe Posner LLP . . .
"When the DOJ is no longer drawing the absolute most highly credentialed and excellent attorneys from private practice, from local prosecutors offices, then the quality of work that's being done will be decreased," Mitchell Epner, partner at Kudman Trachten Aloe Posner LLP . . .
March 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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"When the DOJ is no longer drawing the absolute most highly credentialed and excellent attorneys from private practice, from local prosecutors offices, then the quality of work that's being done will be decreased," Mitchell Epner, partner at Kudman Trachten Aloe Posner LLP . . .
"When the DOJ is no longer drawing the absolute most highly credentialed and excellent attorneys from private practice, from local prosecutors offices, then the quality of work that's being done will be decreased," Mitchell Epner, partner at Kudman Trachten Aloe Posner LLP . . .
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"If the federal prosecutors lose that air of invincibility, you will end up with a situation where a lot of defendants say, 'I'm going to go to trial because I've got a really good shot at winning,'" Epner said.
"If the federal prosecutors lose that air of invincibility, you will end up with a situation where a lot of defendants say, 'I'm going to go to trial because I've got a really good shot at winning,'" Epner said.
March 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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"If the federal prosecutors lose that air of invincibility, you will end up with a situation where a lot of defendants say, 'I'm going to go to trial because I've got a really good shot at winning,'" Epner said.
"If the federal prosecutors lose that air of invincibility, you will end up with a situation where a lot of defendants say, 'I'm going to go to trial because I've got a really good shot at winning,'" Epner said.
4/4 Epner joked: "If we were to find out the location of the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa, I would not be surprised."
July 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
4/4 Epner joked: "If we were to find out the location of the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa, I would not be surprised."
Yesterday, I appeared on NewsNation to discuss the ongoing litigation regarding Trump's "buyout" offers to federal workers and Elon Musk's access to Treasury department data on individuals who receive federal funds. Great to work with Hena Doba. @newsnation.bsky.social
youtu.be/35gF8YQ-ZLk
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Mitchell Epner on Trump Buyout & Privacy Litigation.
YouTube video by Mitchell Epner
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February 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Yesterday, I appeared on NewsNation to discuss the ongoing litigation regarding Trump's "buyout" offers to federal workers and Elon Musk's access to Treasury department data on individuals who receive federal funds. Great to work with Hena Doba. @newsnation.bsky.social
youtu.be/35gF8YQ-ZLk
youtu.be/35gF8YQ-ZLk
5/ . . . if fewer defense attorneys advise their clients to take plea deals, Epner pointed out.
About 90% of federal indictments result in a plea, in part because defendants know that if they go to trial, they're likely to lose, he explained.
About 90% of federal indictments result in a plea, in part because defendants know that if they go to trial, they're likely to lose, he explained.
March 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
5/ . . . if fewer defense attorneys advise their clients to take plea deals, Epner pointed out.
About 90% of federal indictments result in a plea, in part because defendants know that if they go to trial, they're likely to lose, he explained.
About 90% of federal indictments result in a plea, in part because defendants know that if they go to trial, they're likely to lose, he explained.