Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic o...
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April 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
A Weird Eucharistic celebration 🦑
October 31, 2024 at 3:41 PM
A Weird Eucharistic celebration 🦑
From Kevin Clarke at America: "Eucharistic procession turned back by feds at Broadview ICE detention facility"
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Eucharistic procession turned back by feds at Broadview ICE detention facility
Jesuits and other Catholic and Christian clergy were turned back by ICE when they tried to bring the Eucharist to detained immigrants in Broadview, Ill.
www.americamagazine.org
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
From Kevin Clarke at America: "Eucharistic procession turned back by feds at Broadview ICE detention facility"
www.americamagazine.org/dispatches/2...
www.americamagazine.org/dispatches/2...
“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
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Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic overdose. “Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” […]
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
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I have found the most niche Eucharistic Prayer C necklace ever ⚓️
March 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I have found the most niche Eucharistic Prayer C necklace ever ⚓️
...or, oddly enough, suitable as a Eucharistic host in most of the western church
Note to my fellow Jews: my christian friend excitedly told me Jesus is risen. He is therefore not kosher for passover.
March 31, 2024 at 6:49 AM
...or, oddly enough, suitable as a Eucharistic host in most of the western church
For any Catholic, the sight of a Eucharistic Procession being turned away at the gates of the destination is the embodiment of Jesus being denied entrance. You don't have to be Catholic to get the symbolism in that!
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
For any Catholic, the sight of a Eucharistic Procession being turned away at the gates of the destination is the embodiment of Jesus being denied entrance. You don't have to be Catholic to get the symbolism in that!
Denying entrance to a Eucharistic Procession is to Catholicism kinda like what desecrating the flag is to the American civic religion, except with even more weight of history and tradition behind it!
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Denying entrance to a Eucharistic Procession is to Catholicism kinda like what desecrating the flag is to the American civic religion, except with even more weight of history and tradition behind it!
I want to see them arrest the Eucharistic Procession and log the monstrance into evidence so badly because that would be such a propaganda gift
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I want to see them arrest the Eucharistic Procession and log the monstrance into evidence so badly because that would be such a propaganda gift
I like Eucharistic Prayer C
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I like Eucharistic Prayer C
Eucharistic Still Life
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20943
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20943
July 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Eucharistic Still Life
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20943
https://botfrens.com/collections/63/contents/20943
prayed my first Eucharistic Prayer with Pope Leo in it this morning, felt solid
May 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
prayed my first Eucharistic Prayer with Pope Leo in it this morning, felt solid
What Fr Dowling is doing here was not just "offering communion to detainees". A full on Eucharistic Procession is a really fucking big deal. In Catholic theological framing, those folks were the honor guard with the very great privilege of escorting Jesus himself to the detention center.
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What Fr Dowling is doing here was not just "offering communion to detainees". A full on Eucharistic Procession is a really fucking big deal. In Catholic theological framing, those folks were the honor guard with the very great privilege of escorting Jesus himself to the detention center.
A group of hundreds of faith in coalition who started at a Maywood church just arrived at the detention center for a eucharistic procession.
They want to offer communion to detainees inside, but won't be able to get past the barricades and fence on Beach Street.
They want to offer communion to detainees inside, but won't be able to get past the barricades and fence on Beach Street.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A group of hundreds of faith in coalition who started at a Maywood church just arrived at the detention center for a eucharistic procession.
They want to offer communion to detainees inside, but won't be able to get past the barricades and fence on Beach Street.
They want to offer communion to detainees inside, but won't be able to get past the barricades and fence on Beach Street.
I’d suspect not enough Eucharistic minsters
October 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’d suspect not enough Eucharistic minsters
I see Jack's having a normal one
July 21, 2024 at 12:47 PM
I see Jack's having a normal one
Eucharistic adoration is a form of meditation and reflection. It was common in medieval times for priests to bear the monstrance through the streets regularly so people could have the opportunity to adore the sacrament, but that kind of processional is uncommon today.
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Eucharistic adoration is a form of meditation and reflection. It was common in medieval times for priests to bear the monstrance through the streets regularly so people could have the opportunity to adore the sacrament, but that kind of processional is uncommon today.
A lot of Catholic ecclesiological, sacramental, and Eucharistic theology is shot through with psychosexual deviancy and perversion
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A lot of Catholic ecclesiological, sacramental, and Eucharistic theology is shot through with psychosexual deviancy and perversion
The Catholic Church is deploying nuns and Eucharistic processions.
And you might snigger if you don’t understand that this is the Church absolutely picking a side, in public.
And you might snigger if you don’t understand that this is the Church absolutely picking a side, in public.
Outside of the Broadview ICE facility, a state trooper tells the delegation attempting to have communion with detainees that ICE has denied their request.
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Catholic Church is deploying nuns and Eucharistic processions.
And you might snigger if you don’t understand that this is the Church absolutely picking a side, in public.
And you might snigger if you don’t understand that this is the Church absolutely picking a side, in public.
Was googling a phrase to see what Eucharistic prayer it's from and uh, no, AI, no.
April 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Was googling a phrase to see what Eucharistic prayer it's from and uh, no, AI, no.
Eucharistic Still Life, 1952 #surrealism #salvadordali
February 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Eucharistic Still Life, 1952 #surrealism #salvadordali
Man I don’t always get mad about being misgendered online, but when someone’s also trying to tell me my Eucharistic theology is wrong, it sure stings.
September 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Man I don’t always get mad about being misgendered online, but when someone’s also trying to tell me my Eucharistic theology is wrong, it sure stings.
Priest: Holy shit there's skin in the Jesus box where I put the Jesus cracker and also put another Jesus cracker I found on the floor
The Vatican: Holy shit this is goddamned miracle
Jesus: What the fuck
www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/262581/...
The Vatican: Holy shit this is goddamned miracle
Jesus: What the fuck
www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/262581/...
Indianapolis Archdiocese investigates possible Eucharistic miracle
The Archdiocese of Indianapolis is currently investigating a possible Eucharistic miracle.
www.catholicnewsagency.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Priest: Holy shit there's skin in the Jesus box where I put the Jesus cracker and also put another Jesus cracker I found on the floor
The Vatican: Holy shit this is goddamned miracle
Jesus: What the fuck
www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/262581/...
The Vatican: Holy shit this is goddamned miracle
Jesus: What the fuck
www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/262581/...
Me and Bishop Pike summoned the ghost of Marion Hatchett and he said Thomas Jefferson wrote Eucharistic Prayer C.
January 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Me and Bishop Pike summoned the ghost of Marion Hatchett and he said Thomas Jefferson wrote Eucharistic Prayer C.
eucharistic prayer 3
April 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
eucharistic prayer 3