The American president and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.
July 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The American president and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.
Yes they should.
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yes they should.
The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.
March 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different people.
Two of the most repulsive animals on planet Earth
April 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Two of the most repulsive animals on planet Earth
Two traditions one wish peace on earth
December 25, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Two traditions one wish peace on earth
I still think it would be better if the dumbest asshole on earth and the President of the United States were two different people
June 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I still think it would be better if the dumbest asshole on earth and the President of the United States were two different people
Episode 11: Two of the least suspicious animals on Earth
June 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Episode 11: Two of the least suspicious animals on Earth
These shots are just amazing.
April 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
These shots are just amazing.
The two most ineffective losers on earth
March 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The two most ineffective losers on earth
"We had a rare earth deal, but they broke it two days ago.”
February 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"We had a rare earth deal, but they broke it two days ago.”
Two valuable things Ukraine has: rare earth metals and a president
February 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Two valuable things Ukraine has: rare earth metals and a president
November 14, 2024 at 9:31 PM
citizens of Two Earth part deux #capydraws
May 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
citizens of Two Earth part deux #capydraws
Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.
April 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.
this is the funniest cat on earth
July 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this is the funniest cat on earth
(two minutes into Alien: Earth) when does sir david attenborough start narrating
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
(two minutes into Alien: Earth) when does sir david attenborough start narrating
The U.S. allowed its rare earth metals industry to move to China two decades ago. It could now face severe economic disruption as China limits crucial supplies.
U.S. Dependence on China for Rare Earth Magnets Is Causing Shortages
www.nytimes.com
June 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The U.S. allowed its rare earth metals industry to move to China two decades ago. It could now face severe economic disruption as China limits crucial supplies.
Earth has two moons
An newly discovered asteroid will be captured by Earth's gravity this fall. The "mini-moon" will spend about two months in Earth's orbit, before being flung back on its normal path around the sun.
A new 'mini-moon' comes to Earth this fall
An newly discovered asteroid will be captured by Earth's gravity this fall. The "mini-moon" will spend about two months in Earth's orbit, before being flung back on its normal path around the sun.
www.npr.org
September 22, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Earth has two moons
Also I know the truth doesn’t matter on earth two, but I’m not sure how well the cease-fire is going
Scott Pelley got a big scoop with the Trump DOJ whistleblower that almost surely was going to be the top story on 60 Minutes this week. But per the NYT, Bari Weiss personally booked Jared Kushner on 60–letting him take a victory lap for the Gaza deal. Pelley’s story was pushed to second position.
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Also I know the truth doesn’t matter on earth two, but I’m not sure how well the cease-fire is going
![Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicpi7i7uw3s4sgd5vpw4vhqeoc6nqabk27v6agwwuoa67syokp54q)
July 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Two massive galaxies merging in a spectacular collision, located 50 million light-years from Earth!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, and the Hubble Heritage Team, STScI/AURA)
(Credit: NASA, ESA, and the Hubble Heritage Team, STScI/AURA)
December 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Two massive galaxies merging in a spectacular collision, located 50 million light-years from Earth!
(Credit: NASA, ESA, and the Hubble Heritage Team, STScI/AURA)
(Credit: NASA, ESA, and the Hubble Heritage Team, STScI/AURA)
Earth will warm 1.5 degrees Celsius above preindustrial levels in just two years, new data shows. Irreversible tipping points — like the melting of Arctic ice sheets or the collapse of coral reefs — are closer at hand than previously believed.
Earth is likely to cross a key climate threshold in two years
A new World Meteorological Organization report spells the end of the world’s most famous climate goal.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Earth will warm 1.5 degrees Celsius above preindustrial levels in just two years, new data shows. Irreversible tipping points — like the melting of Arctic ice sheets or the collapse of coral reefs — are closer at hand than previously believed.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE
DUMBEST
MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!
DUMBEST
MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!
July 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND THE
DUMBEST
MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!
DUMBEST
MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH SHOULD BE
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!! THEY’RE NOT! BUT THEY SHOULD BE!
two planets, one earth
November 7, 2024 at 7:53 AM
two planets, one earth
Those two bright points of light at lower left are Earth and the Moon.
Photographed from the orbit of Mercury.
Photographed from the orbit of Mercury.
June 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Those two bright points of light at lower left are Earth and the Moon.
Photographed from the orbit of Mercury.
Photographed from the orbit of Mercury.