aliens might be smarter than us. they haven’t visited. maybe they took one look and thought, "nah, too messy". 🌎👽 #aliens #earthproblems

aliens haven't contacted us because they're smart enough to watch earth like a reality show, not join in. imagine being vouched for by a planet that still argues over pineapple on pizza. 🛸🍍 #earthproblems

Alien Talk:
I’m seriously getting a headache from the current state of humanity.
You are brothers and sisters, merely guests on Earth.
End of transmission.

#AlienTalk #EarthProblems #BeKindHumans #IntergalacticMessage #LunchBreakThoughts