Alien: And how did you run out of water?
Earthling: Machines drank it.
Alien: Machines.
Earthling: We had to feed machines the water.
Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water.
Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us.
Alien: End communication.
Earthling: Machines drank it.
Alien: Machines.
Earthling: We had to feed machines the water.
Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water.
Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us.
Alien: End communication.
May 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Alien: And how did you run out of water?
Earthling: Machines drank it.
Alien: Machines.
Earthling: We had to feed machines the water.
Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water.
Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us.
Alien: End communication.
Earthling: Machines drank it.
Alien: Machines.
Earthling: We had to feed machines the water.
Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water.
Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us.
Alien: End communication.
Trump,
Our public lands are not for sale.
Sincerely,
Earthling
Our public lands are not for sale.
Sincerely,
Earthling
December 13, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Trump,
Our public lands are not for sale.
Sincerely,
Earthling
Our public lands are not for sale.
Sincerely,
Earthling
more Tux doodles! and his earthling roommate(they were roommates)
August 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
more Tux doodles! and his earthling roommate(they were roommates)
Earthling City Watching
September 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Earthling City Watching
Gotta get every inch of that earthling vocab.
April 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Gotta get every inch of that earthling vocab.
Right, also aliens wouldn't use proprietary earthling software
July 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Right, also aliens wouldn't use proprietary earthling software
a strange earthling concept..
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
a strange earthling concept..
I still can’t stop thinking about when he said ‘bacon, cheese and egg’ like why can’t he talk like an earthling man 😭😭😭
“Fly”????????
August 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I still can’t stop thinking about when he said ‘bacon, cheese and egg’ like why can’t he talk like an earthling man 😭😭😭
Aliens: Take us to your leaders.
Earthling: *takes them to the leaders*
Aliens: *pained expression* Oh, Mate.
Earthling: Yeah.
Earthling: *takes them to the leaders*
Aliens: *pained expression* Oh, Mate.
Earthling: Yeah.
December 20, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Aliens: Take us to your leaders.
Earthling: *takes them to the leaders*
Aliens: *pained expression* Oh, Mate.
Earthling: Yeah.
Earthling: *takes them to the leaders*
Aliens: *pained expression* Oh, Mate.
Earthling: Yeah.
all that earthling food is really adding up..
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March 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
all that earthling food is really adding up..
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I’m a proud earthling! And I won’t be silent about it any longer!
April 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m a proud earthling! And I won’t be silent about it any longer!
Such a busy little Earthling, 😊:
October 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Such a busy little Earthling, 😊:
So kind of that earthling, deserved hugs
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So kind of that earthling, deserved hugs
Aliens: Hello, Earthling.
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
January 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Aliens: Hello, Earthling.
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
Me: Oh, hey.
Aliens: Are you not shocked to see us?
Me: We've got a lot going on...
I swallow any earthling.
April 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I swallow any earthling.
Fierce little Earthling
May 18, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Fierce little Earthling
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
"Greetings Earthling. Take me to your retard."
September 26, 2026 at 9:19 AM
"Greetings Earthling. Take me to your retard."
Strange alien creature minions posing for the “fans”
Whatever those are.
#digitalart #art #oc #characterdesign #flatwoodsmonster #cryptids #aliengirls #monstergirls
Whatever those are.
#digitalart #art #oc #characterdesign #flatwoodsmonster #cryptids #aliengirls #monstergirls
January 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Strange alien creature minions posing for the “fans”
Whatever those are.
#digitalart #art #oc #characterdesign #flatwoodsmonster #cryptids #aliengirls #monstergirls
Whatever those are.
#digitalart #art #oc #characterdesign #flatwoodsmonster #cryptids #aliengirls #monstergirls