#Eat
Why I’ll never eat bacon
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
wow, she really will eat anything
November 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Let them eat pool.
November 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
eat shit, Axios
There's a difference between a blowout and a mandate. Confusing the two could tempt Democrats to overread the results and forget the serious credibility problem they still face heading into 2028.
Democrats could learn wrong message from a blowout victory
A big Election Night could mask the party's larger image problem.
www.axios.com
November 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Rekt. Done. Eat shit.
❗This is what you call game over.

Justice Dept admits in court their list of alleged 20,000 noncitizens registered to vote in California has HIGH ERROR RATE.

Case involves TRO barring DOJ threats to prosecute state election officials.

DOJ admission will have reverberating effects in other cases.
BREAKING: In response to a question from Judge Trina Thompson, DOJ attorney just said it is "fair" to say that their list has a "high" error rate.
November 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
HAHAHA EAT SHIT, BUM
A HUGE call: Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has won Georgia's governorship, NBC projects.

The last time a Democrat was elected governor was *1998.* Bottoms will also be both first woman and first Black person to lead the state, as well as first Black woman elected governor of ANY state.
November 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
You are what you eat
October 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Rumi will eat anything Labubu flavored
November 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Fuck the Man. Eat candy.

Happy Halloween, bitches.
November 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Would you eat it from the back? 🖤
November 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
eat shit and die
November 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
please find the biggest politics sicko you know and make sure they eat food today
November 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
happy hello ween, i eat bugs.
October 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Snorlax!! Don't eat Psyduck's sweets!!
November 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Eat shit, fascists
November 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Eat it up
November 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
All you can eat!
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Eat shit
There's a difference between a blowout and a mandate. Confusing the two could tempt Democrats to overread the results and forget the serious credibility problem they still face heading into 2028.
Democrats could learn wrong message from a blowout victory
A big Election Night could mask the party's larger image problem.
www.axios.com
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I like to eat, eat, eat
November 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lmfaooooo eat shit Vivek
I KNOW it's too early to call but lol lmao and I know we can't trust exit polls but those were also....lol lmao
November 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
you WILL live in the 15 minute city

you WILL eat the lab-grown meat

you WILL have blue hair and pronouns
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
ai told me to eat 17 peanut butter cups
October 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Let them eat $5000 burgers
November 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Intrusive thought of the night: go look what’s to eat and then eat it all and then look what else there is to eat and then eat it all and so on.
November 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
🤔 I’m gonna eat some rabbit if there is nothing to nibble on….
November 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM