siskel 👍 ebert 👍: 95% correct
siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
April 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
siskel 👍 ebert 👍: 95% correct
siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor
siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
god damn i miss roger ebert
May 6, 2024 at 2:53 AM
god damn i miss roger ebert
EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
ebert: -the eroticism of donkey kong.
siskel: i'm not getting into this.
ebert: are you afraid of the eroticism of donkey kong?
siskel: i'm afraid this is a subject that's a dead horse, which is impressive, since it was born as a corpse.
ebert: let the record show - siskel is afraid.
siskel:
siskel: i'm not getting into this.
ebert: are you afraid of the eroticism of donkey kong?
siskel: i'm afraid this is a subject that's a dead horse, which is impressive, since it was born as a corpse.
ebert: let the record show - siskel is afraid.
siskel:
April 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ebert: -the eroticism of donkey kong.
siskel: i'm not getting into this.
ebert: are you afraid of the eroticism of donkey kong?
siskel: i'm afraid this is a subject that's a dead horse, which is impressive, since it was born as a corpse.
ebert: let the record show - siskel is afraid.
siskel:
siskel: i'm not getting into this.
ebert: are you afraid of the eroticism of donkey kong?
siskel: i'm afraid this is a subject that's a dead horse, which is impressive, since it was born as a corpse.
ebert: let the record show - siskel is afraid.
siskel:
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
March 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants
All-time smooth moment for me is still when Roger Ebert said Aishwarya Rai was the most beautiful woman in the world and when someone wrote in to say "not your wife?" Ebert said "woman, not goddess."
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
All-time smooth moment for me is still when Roger Ebert said Aishwarya Rai was the most beautiful woman in the world and when someone wrote in to say "not your wife?" Ebert said "woman, not goddess."
Roger Ebert would have been 82 today, sharing the only Onion article to ever legitimately make me tear up
theonion.com/roger-ebert-...
theonion.com/roger-ebert-...
Roger Ebert Hails Human Existence As 'A Triumph'
CHICAGO—Calling the overall human experience “poignant,” “thought-provoking,” and a “complete tour de force,” film critic Roger Ebert praised existence Thursday as “an audacious and thrilling triumph....
theonion.com
June 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Roger Ebert would have been 82 today, sharing the only Onion article to ever legitimately make me tear up
theonion.com/roger-ebert-...
theonion.com/roger-ebert-...
Roger Ebert was great
"Oh, but he said this thing that didn't hold up-"
Roger Ebert reviewed well over 7,500 movies, and that doesn't take into account his other writings about various film and film-related things. Of course he said a few dumb things.
He also wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
"Oh, but he said this thing that didn't hold up-"
Roger Ebert reviewed well over 7,500 movies, and that doesn't take into account his other writings about various film and film-related things. Of course he said a few dumb things.
He also wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
September 27, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Roger Ebert was great
"Oh, but he said this thing that didn't hold up-"
Roger Ebert reviewed well over 7,500 movies, and that doesn't take into account his other writings about various film and film-related things. Of course he said a few dumb things.
He also wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
"Oh, but he said this thing that didn't hold up-"
Roger Ebert reviewed well over 7,500 movies, and that doesn't take into account his other writings about various film and film-related things. Of course he said a few dumb things.
He also wrote Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
A person so miraculous she made Siskel & Ebert agree ♥️
August 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A person so miraculous she made Siskel & Ebert agree ♥️
Been thinking a lot about this quote from Roger Ebert today.
August 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Been thinking a lot about this quote from Roger Ebert today.
50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
The 50 Best Siskel & Ebert Reviews
screencrush.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
50 years ago this week, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert made the first pilot for their TV show. In honor of this huge anniversary, I created my definitive “Best of Siskel & Ebert” article - 50 of their best reviews from across their entire career. 👍🏻👍🏻
Siskel & Ebert opening was perfection: just two pals having fun with Very Loud Saxophone in the background
July 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Siskel & Ebert opening was perfection: just two pals having fun with Very Loud Saxophone in the background
Ebert basically saying it wasn’t pornographic enough is so funny
Showgirls (1995)
Director: Paul Verhoeven
Cast: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer
Watch Review
wp / wd
Director: Paul Verhoeven
Cast: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer
Watch Review
wp / wd
July 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Ebert basically saying it wasn’t pornographic enough is so funny
I defer to Ebert on this one.
May 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I defer to Ebert on this one.
Gonna tell my grandkids this is Wham!
August 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Gonna tell my grandkids this is Wham!