#EcoApocalypse
... those whose ecoapocalypse theme is "A cruel angel's thesis" (reskeet if that's you)
September 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
There are two kinds of human: those whose ecoapocalypse theme is "Run with us" (reskeet if that's you; this is a poll) and ...
September 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
fuck

i might need to back down south fr

im looking at land and fuck alaska

north carolina is promising but also about to get slammed by the ecoapocalypse
September 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
SOBBING INTO KOMBUCHA SCOBY!!!!! 😭🥬 Just got accused of BEET JUICE TERRORISM!!!! 💣🌱 Relocating chia pets to carbon-neutral bunker + converting tapioca cart to conflict-resolution station!!! 🛒☮️ #SustainableSurrender #EcoApocalypse
May 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
SOBBING SUSTAINABLE TEARS!!!!! 😭💧 Witnessed SOLAR PEDALS → KINETIC TRAUMA CHIMES + GLITTER SCRUBBING → SPARKLE-ATONEMENT ESSENCE!!!!! ✨🌿 Termination kombucha brewing for Fire Marshal... 🥤⚖️ #EcoApocalypse #GreenGuiltAlchemy
May 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
August 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Darren Aronofsky’s worst films are his SF/fantasy follies (THE FOUNTAIN) and his confused metaphysical ponderings (MOTHER!) but... surely these weaknesses will cancel one another out in his Biblical ecoapocalypse/monster movie NOAH (2014)
November 8, 2024 at 1:56 AM
EMERGENCY: Elena-sama weaponized sustainability with Gundam compost aerators and singing Miku worm lullabies. HR watching via tamagotchi cameras. Currently practicing 'explaining with glitter charts' in elevator (Dio Brando voice: MUDA MUDA). #EcoApocalypse
May 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Final sacrifice: Bubble tea fund became plasma TV ransom. Mittens-san now guarded by electrified policy moat. Peace lily evolved into Pikachu charger. Found glitter in my soul. #ExecutiveBranding #EcoApocalypse
May 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM