they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time
April 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home https://theonion.com/brutal-economy-fulfills-moms-dream-of-having-all-her-kids-back-home/
April 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Brutal Economy Fulfills Mom’s Dream Of Having All Her Kids Back Home https://theonion.com/brutal-economy-fulfills-moms-dream-of-having-all-her-kids-back-home/
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
May 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.
Guess the economy isn't so bad after all.
December 9, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Guess the economy isn't so bad after all.
Raise your hand if you KNEW it would take no time at all for trump to fuck up America's economy. 🤚
March 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Raise your hand if you KNEW it would take no time at all for trump to fuck up America's economy. 🤚
"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Six weeks ago, we had the strongest economy, employment, and stock market in history. ..All gone in 30 days."
wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe
April 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
wokeness was keeping the economy afloat. wokeness kept planes in the air. wokeness kept us all safe
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
"Focus on the economy". Again.
In the middle of the execution crisis in MN, lardass is attending a rally in Iowa right repeat all the same old lies on the economy.
In the middle of the execution crisis in MN, lardass is attending a rally in Iowa right repeat all the same old lies on the economy.
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"Focus on the economy". Again.
In the middle of the execution crisis in MN, lardass is attending a rally in Iowa right repeat all the same old lies on the economy.
In the middle of the execution crisis in MN, lardass is attending a rally in Iowa right repeat all the same old lies on the economy.
You do know all of this bullshit is about the Epstein files and the miserable job numbers in our miserable economy, right?
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You do know all of this bullshit is about the Epstein files and the miserable job numbers in our miserable economy, right?
Tremendous economy, "the hottest in the world," they're saying, incredible economy, yes, we're buying cartel gold and selling it as our own, they're saying it's the greatest economy of all time.
U.S. Mint Buys Drug Cartel Gold and Sells It as ‘American’
www.nytimes.com
April 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Tremendous economy, "the hottest in the world," they're saying, incredible economy, yes, we're buying cartel gold and selling it as our own, they're saying it's the greatest economy of all time.
Can we please all agree that this experiment of putting a man who bankrupted a casino in charge of America’s economy is not going well at all?
April 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can we please all agree that this experiment of putting a man who bankrupted a casino in charge of America’s economy is not going well at all?
I'm afraid you'll have to fire all of us, Mr President.
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
August 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm afraid you'll have to fire all of us, Mr President.
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
One thing I think abt a lot: Just imagine how well the economy would be doing if Trump hadn’t spent all of last year trashing the great economy he inherited? Tariffs, huge govt layoffs, slashing research/medical/science spending, torturing US cities with immigration raids. Economy would be humming!
Peter Navarro: "It's the perfect Trump economy in 2026 ... we're seeing stock market over $50,000"
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
One thing I think abt a lot: Just imagine how well the economy would be doing if Trump hadn’t spent all of last year trashing the great economy he inherited? Tariffs, huge govt layoffs, slashing research/medical/science spending, torturing US cities with immigration raids. Economy would be humming!
I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.”
I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
I Know Exactly What They Are Doing
Rural foresight
open.substack.com
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.”
I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...
Look either the entire US economy turned around sometime in the month of November, or the economy really was great and we’ve just been mainlining media doomerism all along
December 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Look either the entire US economy turned around sometime in the month of November, or the economy really was great and we’ve just been mainlining media doomerism all along
This could be the most Frank Luntz tweet of all time.
Yes, we’ll just turn off… all of the computers. All our autonomous defense systems. All our financial systems. The global economy.
That probably wouldn’t hurt anything, right?
Yes, we’ll just turn off… all of the computers. All our autonomous defense systems. All our financial systems. The global economy.
That probably wouldn’t hurt anything, right?
September 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This could be the most Frank Luntz tweet of all time.
Yes, we’ll just turn off… all of the computers. All our autonomous defense systems. All our financial systems. The global economy.
That probably wouldn’t hurt anything, right?
Yes, we’ll just turn off… all of the computers. All our autonomous defense systems. All our financial systems. The global economy.
That probably wouldn’t hurt anything, right?
Russia’s economy is in a free fall right now. Sanctions are working.
Too bad it’s probably all about to be reversed by Trump.
Too bad it’s probably all about to be reversed by Trump.
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Russia’s economy is in a free fall right now. Sanctions are working.
Too bad it’s probably all about to be reversed by Trump.
Too bad it’s probably all about to be reversed by Trump.
All on the whim of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works
What a graph
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
All on the whim of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works
Today of all days, let's remember that immigrants make America great.
The Truth About Immigrants and the Economy | Robert Reich
No matter what you hear on Fox News, immigrants are good for the economy and our society. Watch.
youtu.be
July 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Today of all days, let's remember that immigrants make America great.
look how well the poor are doing in our economy. our economy has lots of poor people, but they're doing well, compared to if things were worse. relatively good, our economy, for all the poor
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
look how well the poor are doing in our economy. our economy has lots of poor people, but they're doing well, compared to if things were worse. relatively good, our economy, for all the poor
He singlehandedly fucked up the economy, and now he’s singlehandedly trying to hide all the evidence.
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He singlehandedly fucked up the economy, and now he’s singlehandedly trying to hide all the evidence.
And so it continues... Our economic debates seem utterly disconnected from the reality.
That reality: This is an economy mostly creating healthcare jobs, and it does so month after month, and everything else is just noise.
That reality: This is an economy mostly creating healthcare jobs, and it does so month after month, and everything else is just noise.
October 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
And so it continues... Our economic debates seem utterly disconnected from the reality.
That reality: This is an economy mostly creating healthcare jobs, and it does so month after month, and everything else is just noise.
That reality: This is an economy mostly creating healthcare jobs, and it does so month after month, and everything else is just noise.