The Borowitz Report is not the news, but it could be.
Who knew Elon Musk was a dirty, stinking, drug-den living scab-encrusted, black-eye wearing, drug addict?
#TheBorowitzReport @borowitzreport.bsky.social
#DruggedMusk #DrugAddledMusk #EcstasyElon
Who knew Elon Musk was a dirty, stinking, drug-den living scab-encrusted, black-eye wearing, drug addict?
#TheBorowitzReport @borowitzreport.bsky.social
#DruggedMusk #DrugAddledMusk #EcstasyElon
Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
“I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs," Trump said.
open.substack.com
June 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The Borowitz Report is not the news, but it could be.
Who knew Elon Musk was a dirty, stinking, drug-den living scab-encrusted, black-eye wearing, drug addict?
#TheBorowitzReport @borowitzreport.bsky.social
#DruggedMusk #DrugAddledMusk #EcstasyElon
Who knew Elon Musk was a dirty, stinking, drug-den living scab-encrusted, black-eye wearing, drug addict?
#TheBorowitzReport @borowitzreport.bsky.social
#DruggedMusk #DrugAddledMusk #EcstasyElon