I mean, if we have done nothing, we have trained caregivers to be terrified of strange white men showing up where children are gathered.
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The irony of Article 5 being invoked for the first time* to defend the US and the second time to defend from the US.
*9/11/2001
*9/11/2001
Trump is flirting with answering a question: would NATO trigger an article 5 against say, US?
And they call ME a war monger???
And they call ME a war monger???
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Knowing the population of the US, and math, is helpful in debunking bullshit like this. The US population is 330m people. They're saying at least 20m people have died from fentanyl. Has 1 of every 15 people you know died from fentanyl? No? 1 in 100? No? Then this statistic is most likely bullshit.
Leavitt: Tomorrow, the President will be implementing a 25% tariff on Mexico, a 25% tariff on Canada, a 10% tariff on China for the illegal fentanyl they have sourced and allowed to distribute into our country that has killed tens of millions of Americans.
February 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Probably half of America would think you were an unhinged lunatic if you just factually explained to them what’s happened in the last seven days.
And probably more than half of America has no idea.
February 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Everyone: we want the Epstein files released!
Pam Bondi: how about JFK? MLK? HRC? LBJ? ELO? REO Speedwagon?
Pam Bondi: how about JFK? MLK? HRC? LBJ? ELO? REO Speedwagon?
July 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
Sincerely,
Erik the Rural Juror
cc: [borat voice] my wife
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
Sincerely,
Erik the Rural Juror
cc: [borat voice] my wife
Musk just sent an email to the federal work force, with a subject line "What did you do last week?"
"Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished this week and cc your manager," it said.
"Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished this week and cc your manager," it said.
February 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
August 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Is women's soccer only two on two? Asking for a friend.
April 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?
March 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
And this might be helpful context. Thank you Erik for the shoutout!
bsky.app/profile/edog...
bsky.app/profile/edog...
If you want to understand why Trump is doing what he's doing, this essay by @jenmercieca.bsky.social has proven both prescient and explanatory since she published it eleven months ago.
jennifermercieca.substack.com/p/trump-is-o...
jennifermercieca.substack.com/p/trump-is-o...
Trump is or is becoming the Leviathan
And it's really not good
jennifermercieca.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
And this might be helpful context. Thank you Erik for the shoutout!
bsky.app/profile/edog...
bsky.app/profile/edog...
I got to see Joan Jett from the front row and when she forgot to introduce her band and was about to wrap things up her drummer launched into a new beat and she yelled at him and he yelled back and it was the most human thing to see.
September 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
Sincerely,
Erik the Rural Juror
cc: [borat voice] my wife
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
-Your mom
Sincerely,
Erik the Rural Juror
cc: [borat voice] my wife
Musk just sent an email to the federal work force, with a subject line "What did you do last week?"
"Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished this week and cc your manager," it said.
"Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished this week and cc your manager," it said.
February 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I've identified a huge opportunity for governmental cost savings - all Republican Senators and Representatives can be let go and their offices rented out as they no longer play any role in our government.
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Signed up for a Covid vaccine tomorrow morning. I plan to tell them I have a heroin addiction and brain worms and is there a risk group riskier than that my good man.
September 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“So do you have to be evil when they recruit you or do they have some sort of a training program?” - my son to a friend applying to Palantir
April 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Still shocked that people don’t regularly reply to him with “what the fuck is wrong with you”. If people just did this all the time, maybe he’d go away.
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
July 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Look people, knowing *why* we all have explosive diarrhea is socialism. If you truly loved America and capitalism, you'd recognize that incontinence is just the price of Freedom.
July 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I’ve long assumed Trump to be lying about everything and frankly it’s been quite a time-saver.
September 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
To be clear, whenever I comment "I guess it's pretty nuanced", what I'm really saying is "Well that seems real fucking arbitrary".
December 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm honestly kind of surprised that Trump hasn't proposed adding another star to the American flag to honor himself. There are a bunch of extras in this AI slop produced by our education department, maybe one is for him?
September 20, 2026 at 2:10 PM
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Great thread by lead author @edogia.bsky.social on our recent Science paper: bsky.app/profile/edog...
How could a simple self-replicating system emerge at the origins of life? RNA polymerase ribozymes can replicate RNA, but existing ones are so large that their self-replication seems impossible. Could they be smaller?
Excited to share our latest work in @science.org on a new small polymerase.
1/n
Excited to share our latest work in @science.org on a new small polymerase.
1/n
A small polymerase ribozyme that can synthesize itself and its complementary strand
The emergence of a chemical system capable of self-replication and evolution is a critical event in the origin of life. RNA polymerase ribozymes can replicate RNA, but their large size and structural ...
www.science.org
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Great thread by lead author @edogia.bsky.social on our recent Science paper: bsky.app/profile/edog...
Everyone: we want the Epstein files released!
Pam Bondi: how about JFK? MLK? HRC? LBJ? ELO? REO Speedwagon?
Pam Bondi: how about JFK? MLK? HRC? LBJ? ELO? REO Speedwagon?
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM