So educated, yet so stupid...
August 19, 2026 at 8:44 AM
So educated, yet so stupid...
Definitely the most well-educated social media platform I’ve ever been on /derogatory
October 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Definitely the most well-educated social media platform I’ve ever been on /derogatory
Two lawyers, one Yale educated, one Harvard educated; one the VP, one a senator, suggesting that decisions made by courts aren’t legitimate if they don’t like the outcome. This is dangerous territory.
February 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Two lawyers, one Yale educated, one Harvard educated; one the VP, one a senator, suggesting that decisions made by courts aren’t legitimate if they don’t like the outcome. This is dangerous territory.
arm the college educated women
March 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
arm the college educated women
He said it himself. He loves the poorly educated.
June 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
He said it himself. He loves the poorly educated.
And too educated and empathetic, but same…
September 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
And too educated and empathetic, but same…
This is what happens when Trumpist bullshit meets an educated person.
May 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is what happens when Trumpist bullshit meets an educated person.
Yeah I said “a educated.” That’s Blueskyism baby.
August 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Yeah I said “a educated.” That’s Blueskyism baby.
Michelle Obama is the single most educated First Lady in American history.
Melania’s titties are online.
Melania’s titties are online.
June 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Michelle Obama is the single most educated First Lady in American history.
Melania’s titties are online.
Melania’s titties are online.
It will always be the Gulf of Mexico for the educated.
January 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It will always be the Gulf of Mexico for the educated.
American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
On behalf of over-educated xennial libs, I want to personally apologize for today’s Connections.
February 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On behalf of over-educated xennial libs, I want to personally apologize for today’s Connections.
He loves the poorly educated.
May 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He loves the poorly educated.
A classy, educated, and beautiful former First Lady.
Michelle Obama is loved 💙
Michelle Obama is loved 💙
June 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
A classy, educated, and beautiful former First Lady.
Michelle Obama is loved 💙
Michelle Obama is loved 💙
Another winner:
"We won with young, we won with old, we won with highly educated, we won with poorly educated — I love the poorly educated."
--Donald J. Trump, February 2016
"We won with young, we won with old, we won with highly educated, we won with poorly educated — I love the poorly educated."
--Donald J. Trump, February 2016
June 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Another winner:
"We won with young, we won with old, we won with highly educated, we won with poorly educated — I love the poorly educated."
--Donald J. Trump, February 2016
"We won with young, we won with old, we won with highly educated, we won with poorly educated — I love the poorly educated."
--Donald J. Trump, February 2016
Black women are the most educated demographic in America.
More degrees per capita than any other group, including white men and white women.
And still, they’re among the most underpaid.
More educated, less paid. Overqualified, underestimated, and undervalued. Every time.
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More degrees per capita than any other group, including white men and white women.
And still, they’re among the most underpaid.
More educated, less paid. Overqualified, underestimated, and undervalued. Every time.
(1 of 3)
July 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Black women are the most educated demographic in America.
More degrees per capita than any other group, including white men and white women.
And still, they’re among the most underpaid.
More educated, less paid. Overqualified, underestimated, and undervalued. Every time.
(1 of 3)
More degrees per capita than any other group, including white men and white women.
And still, they’re among the most underpaid.
More educated, less paid. Overqualified, underestimated, and undervalued. Every time.
(1 of 3)
And his poorly educated KKKULTISTS believe every LIE as fact!!
March 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
And his poorly educated KKKULTISTS believe every LIE as fact!!
Educated Speculation
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Educated Speculation
there’s a powerful set of educated but out-of-touch liberals who still don’t quite grasp (1) how far the conservative base has drifted into radicalism and (2) how close most “educated” conservatives are to that base
i think the thing that gets me about this is the deep belief in the integrity of sam alito of all people. sam alito, who REGULARLY gives speeches where he reveals himself to be a standard-issue republican crank
this dude is basically the nation’s leading expert on legal ethics, we are so cooked.
May 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
there’s a powerful set of educated but out-of-touch liberals who still don’t quite grasp (1) how far the conservative base has drifted into radicalism and (2) how close most “educated” conservatives are to that base
All Switch 2 rumours are educated wishes
October 28, 2024 at 8:47 AM
All Switch 2 rumours are educated wishes
Ah, To Be Young, Rich, White, Male, College-Educated, Straight, And In Love theonion.com/ah-to-b...
June 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ah, To Be Young, Rich, White, Male, College-Educated, Straight, And In Love theonion.com/ah-to-b...
Trump Loves The Poorly Educated,
And He Is Beyond Stupid.......
And He Is Beyond Stupid.......
July 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Trump Loves The Poorly Educated,
And He Is Beyond Stupid.......
And He Is Beyond Stupid.......
BREAKING: newspaper mostly read by college educated educated people and staffed by college educated people expresses opinion that reflects the preferences of college educated people
September 26, 2026 at 10:35 AM
BREAKING: newspaper mostly read by college educated educated people and staffed by college educated people expresses opinion that reflects the preferences of college educated people
Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
May 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.