HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
October 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
October 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
HOLD THE LINE EGGHEADS
People keep trying to make me feel bad for laughing about this but guess what eggheads it’s still pretty funny
From the Editorial Board:
How did most people react to this horrific, humiliating, unanticipated, life-changing sequence of events for at least three people, not to mention their colleagues and their families?
Simple schadenfreude.
How did most people react to this horrific, humiliating, unanticipated, life-changing sequence of events for at least three people, not to mention their colleagues and their families?
Simple schadenfreude.
Editorial: At a Coldplay concert, a kiss cam catches a cuddle and ruins lives
Private citizens caught on a Coldplay Kiss Cam should not be shamed by laptop voyeurs.
www.chicagotribune.com
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
People keep trying to make me feel bad for laughing about this but guess what eggheads it’s still pretty funny
This is how authoritarianism cements itself in power and crushes opposition, all while the eggheads debate if it's fascism or something else.
BREAKING via WSJ
The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.
Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK
The Trump administration is planning sweeping changes in criminal division at the IRS.
Full Story: on.wsj.com/3LbVFtK
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is how authoritarianism cements itself in power and crushes opposition, all while the eggheads debate if it's fascism or something else.
jesus dude i need a private account, the hell are those eggheads doing over there i am bottling so much gay shit up aaarrGH
September 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
jesus dude i need a private account, the hell are those eggheads doing over there i am bottling so much gay shit up aaarrGH
September 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Those eggheads can be embarrassed they found the secret knowledge but too bad eggheads it’s rootbeer float health drink time
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Those eggheads can be embarrassed they found the secret knowledge but too bad eggheads it’s rootbeer float health drink time
i'd bet money that none of these AI eggheads even know how to make it comply with this whether they want to or not
July 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i'd bet money that none of these AI eggheads even know how to make it comply with this whether they want to or not
Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette
I don't think our own eggheads grasp that foreign responses are not going to be their eggheads modeling optimal reciprocal tariff rates.
Foreign responses are going to be political responses to political provocations on behalf of electorates who are chanting "Death to America!"
Foreign responses are going to be political responses to political provocations on behalf of electorates who are chanting "Death to America!"
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don't think our own eggheads grasp that foreign responses are not going to be their eggheads modeling optimal reciprocal tariff rates.
Foreign responses are going to be political responses to political provocations on behalf of electorates who are chanting "Death to America!"
Foreign responses are going to be political responses to political provocations on behalf of electorates who are chanting "Death to America!"
Have the eggheads at Apple ever considered that a little fluid might be good for the USB-C port of an iPhone?
September 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Have the eggheads at Apple ever considered that a little fluid might be good for the USB-C port of an iPhone?
Damn Ivy League eggheads are ruining baseball with their analytics
July 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Damn Ivy League eggheads are ruining baseball with their analytics
bobby eggheads rise up our boy is getting astronomically more unintelligible
this is going to be an absolute mess and I’m pumped. it will have to have subtitles bc Middle English is largely unintelligible to us. but, even funnier, pronunciation at this time is a nightmare French was still a court language and so they’d have various dialectical French accents layered on top
June 28, 2026 at 3:27 PM
bobby eggheads rise up our boy is getting astronomically more unintelligible
the eggheads in silicon valley are saving the world by inventing a new kind of guy it’s okay to be racist against
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the eggheads in silicon valley are saving the world by inventing a new kind of guy it’s okay to be racist against
some eggheads say that correlation doesn't prove causation (cry harder, libs) but Trump sure has made flying less safe
A small plane veered off the runway at Scottsdale Airport in Arizona on Monday afternoon and struck a parked jet, killing one person and injuring three others.
Plane Owned by Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Crashes at Scottsdale Airport, Killing 1
A Learjet crashed into a larger parked plane, officials said. The Learjet belonged to Vince Neil, the Mötley Crüe singer, who was not on board.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
some eggheads say that correlation doesn't prove causation (cry harder, libs) but Trump sure has made flying less safe
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Remember when CJ from Eggheads casually announced that he murdered a guy and was extremely surprised to get arrested for it?
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Remember when CJ from Eggheads casually announced that he murdered a guy and was extremely surprised to get arrested for it?
At long fucking last, a group of Democratic strategy eggheads has grasped some fundamental truths about what has to change.
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
At long fucking last, a group of Democratic strategy eggheads has grasped some fundamental truths about what has to change.
Why can’t one of these damn eggheads come up with a cure for the common cold or something useful
September 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Why can’t one of these damn eggheads come up with a cure for the common cold or something useful