I love an ejector seat
![Martin-Baker
@MB_EjectEject
On Wednesday 23rd September, a Royal Air Force Hawk T2 crashed near RAF Valley.
Both pilots successfully ejected using the Martin-Baker GB10LH Ejection Seat.
#EngineeringForLife
[photo of a plane with the text 'TOTAL LIVES SAVED 7829' and the martin-baker logo underneath with 'engineering for life' at the bottom]
9:06 AM · Sep 24, 2026
https://twitter.com/MB_EjectEject/status/2103033352169091474](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2l6seozmjsqc4kfukjejat77/bafkreih2daxvadbxjq7puyelt2jnw4ih6fnaleyjsfmxqmwxeerhh3nfcu)
September 24, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I love an ejector seat
helicopter ejector seat
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
helicopter ejector seat
Lobotomising a robot girl with one of these
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Lobotomising a robot girl with one of these
This thing fitted with lifebelts or just ejector seats?
February 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
This thing fitted with lifebelts or just ejector seats?
My favourite ejector seat is Captain Scarlet’s from his Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle
September 24, 2026 at 5:12 PM
My favourite ejector seat is Captain Scarlet’s from his Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle
Straight into the sun. Mash the ejector button.
August 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Straight into the sun. Mash the ejector button.
It’s like hitting the ejector seat. Extremely satisfying to just reject their schtick
Blocking weirdos is the one feature this app absolutely excels at. Two clicks & annoying strangers disappear forever. Unprecedented feeling.
I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s like hitting the ejector seat. Extremely satisfying to just reject their schtick
Solid suggestion! America really might want to look into some kind of Presidential ejector seat.
If you learn lessons the hardest possible way, have you really learned anything?
We did Truss here for 49 days (all but a few of them in mourning/gardening leave) but we did have an ejector seat mechanism.
We did Truss here for 49 days (all but a few of them in mourning/gardening leave) but we did have an ejector seat mechanism.
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Solid suggestion! America really might want to look into some kind of Presidential ejector seat.
My kids now have a morbid fear of me depressing the red triangle - the hazard warning light button - on the car because when they were little and arguing I told them it activated the ejector seat.
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
My kids now have a morbid fear of me depressing the red triangle - the hazard warning light button - on the car because when they were little and arguing I told them it activated the ejector seat.
nope, not gonna do another 30 years of this country's dumbest fuck politicians crudely aping trump like i had to put up with them aping reagan through high school and college. hitting the ejector seat, no thank you
Rep. David Maloney, a Republican who represents parts of Berks County, wants to rename Lake Erie to “Lake Pennsylvania,” arguing that the state’s only Great Lake has become increasingly important to Pennsylvania’s economy and identity.
A Pa. state lawmaker wants to turn Lake Erie into Lake Pennsylvania
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September 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
nope, not gonna do another 30 years of this country's dumbest fuck politicians crudely aping trump like i had to put up with them aping reagan through high school and college. hitting the ejector seat, no thank you
Or maybe an ejector button
September 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Or maybe an ejector button
Number 504: infant car seats with an ejector button in case Antifa is around and you need to rocket your baby to safety
April 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Number 504: infant car seats with an ejector button in case Antifa is around and you need to rocket your baby to safety
Just a thought, but maybe airline pilots should be equipped with ejector seats?
January 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just a thought, but maybe airline pilots should be equipped with ejector seats?
Listening devices? Kill switches? Ejector seats?
What a Trojan landing at Mad A Lago every weekend!
What a Trojan landing at Mad A Lago every weekend!
May 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Listening devices? Kill switches? Ejector seats?
What a Trojan landing at Mad A Lago every weekend!
What a Trojan landing at Mad A Lago every weekend!
Looks like the ejector seat has been found. No word on the pilot.
April 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Looks like the ejector seat has been found. No word on the pilot.
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidgtn4glykyv5jlslbpkse26tilfoideglc3fmp2wwvj4rhmiokay)
Thank goodness for the new ejector seats.
September 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Thank goodness for the new ejector seats.
James Bond car style ejector seats?
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
James Bond car style ejector seats?
So if your Tesla sets on fire or explodes it locks you in.
It's the opposite of the Ejector Seat, the Death Lock.
It's the opposite of the Ejector Seat, the Death Lock.
January 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So if your Tesla sets on fire or explodes it locks you in.
It's the opposite of the Ejector Seat, the Death Lock.
It's the opposite of the Ejector Seat, the Death Lock.
I'd rather the ejector seat slam my skull into the canopy, killing me instantly.
Watch Val Kilmer, brought back to life by AI technology, in an extended clip from his posthumous film, ‘As Deep as the Grave.’
See Val Kilmer brought back to life by AI in extended clip from posthumous film
Watch Val Kilmer, brought back to life by AI technology, in an extended clip from his posthumous film, ‘As Deep as the Grave.’
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August 20, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I'd rather the ejector seat slam my skull into the canopy, killing me instantly.
Ejector is working flawlessly tho
September 23, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Ejector is working flawlessly tho
BREAKING: to quell rumors about Tesla EV's 'spontaneously combusting' and stop its stock price from complete collapse - Elon Musk installs ejector seats on all 2025 Cybertrucks.
March 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
BREAKING: to quell rumors about Tesla EV's 'spontaneously combusting' and stop its stock price from complete collapse - Elon Musk installs ejector seats on all 2025 Cybertrucks.
when wrestling fans start talking that carnie slang its time to hit the ejector seat button
May 14, 2024 at 12:22 AM
when wrestling fans start talking that carnie slang its time to hit the ejector seat button
I don't think grasshoppers "hop."
I think grasshoppers are part ejector seat.
I think grasshoppers are part ejector seat.
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I don't think grasshoppers "hop."
I think grasshoppers are part ejector seat.
I think grasshoppers are part ejector seat.