*high-pitched eldritch screaming*
I'm not 100% on this, but I think enough state legislatures flipped just now that the National Popular Vote Compact finally has enough electoral votes to elect the President by popular vote in 2028.
November 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
*high-pitched eldritch screaming*
#TurnKeyInClaw
theres a devil (eldritch god thing) on my shoulder (they are too heavy (help))
theres a devil (eldritch god thing) on my shoulder (they are too heavy (help))
November 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
#TurnKeyInClaw
theres a devil (eldritch god thing) on my shoulder (they are too heavy (help))
theres a devil (eldritch god thing) on my shoulder (they are too heavy (help))
November 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Eldritch Oldest Song 2
October 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Eldritch Oldest Song 2
💭being corrupted by an eldritch horror
November 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
💭being corrupted by an eldritch horror
my brave, powerful girl
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
my brave, powerful girl
With a cattle prod? A Lucerne hammer? Eldritch Blast/Quicken/Eldritch Blast?
Gah, Rahm’s on NBC blathering on about how Dems will need to reach out to disaffected Republican voters.
November 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
With a cattle prod? A Lucerne hammer? Eldritch Blast/Quicken/Eldritch Blast?
Unfathomably fat eldritch deity finds a way to fatten someone up to their vastness so they aren't lonely.
November 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Unfathomably fat eldritch deity finds a way to fatten someone up to their vastness so they aren't lonely.
Goretober Day 30: Eldritch
Kians Eldritch-Horror-neighbour wants to know if he can spare some eggs & sugar. They want to bake cookies.
(Kian belongs to @yuzai.bsky.social )
Kians Eldritch-Horror-neighbour wants to know if he can spare some eggs & sugar. They want to bake cookies.
(Kian belongs to @yuzai.bsky.social )
November 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Goretober Day 30: Eldritch
Kians Eldritch-Horror-neighbour wants to know if he can spare some eggs & sugar. They want to bake cookies.
(Kian belongs to @yuzai.bsky.social )
Kians Eldritch-Horror-neighbour wants to know if he can spare some eggs & sugar. They want to bake cookies.
(Kian belongs to @yuzai.bsky.social )
reimu when some apocalyptic eldritch shit is happening
But you're just a youkai, aren't you? It's my job to defeat youkai.
November 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
reimu when some apocalyptic eldritch shit is happening
We're in the final 24 hours for our art book Kickstarter! Last day to fund our collection of queer erotic artwork and stories full of tentacles, eldritch knights, size difference, and more~
🪷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fol...
🪷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fol...
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
We're in the final 24 hours for our art book Kickstarter! Last day to fund our collection of queer erotic artwork and stories full of tentacles, eldritch knights, size difference, and more~
🪷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fol...
🪷 www.kickstarter.com/projects/fol...
what eldritch god did OKC anger, good lord
Thunder say that Chet Holmgren (right patella) is out 8-10 weeks
October 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
what eldritch god did OKC anger, good lord
What You Can And Can't Bring Into The Polling Place https://theonion.com/what-you-can-and-cant-bring-into-the-polling-place/
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
What You Can And Can't Bring Into The Polling Place https://theonion.com/what-you-can-and-cant-bring-into-the-polling-place/
November 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
You have until sunrise to have your bio up to standards. Failure to comply will result in forced assignment of soul-warping eldritch neopronouns.
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
You have until sunrise to have your bio up to standards. Failure to comply will result in forced assignment of soul-warping eldritch neopronouns.
flaming eldritch portal to hell? we'e got you covered
November 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
flaming eldritch portal to hell? we'e got you covered
Actual Eldritch Horror
November 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Actual Eldritch Horror
Hot eldritch adoptive MILFs? In my area? At this time of day?
(Original sketch by @/Rinonno)
(Original sketch by @/Rinonno)
October 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Hot eldritch adoptive MILFs? In my area? At this time of day?
(Original sketch by @/Rinonno)
(Original sketch by @/Rinonno)
The year is 3016. The KornackiCam demands unceasing obedience from its despairing thrall. He would weep, but his tear ducts have long since shriveled from overuse. Eldritch tubes chain him to the desk.
“Release me from this hell,” he whispers, clawing at the screen. “The numbers, they burn.”
“Release me from this hell,” he whispers, clawing at the screen. “The numbers, they burn.”
November 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
The year is 3016. The KornackiCam demands unceasing obedience from its despairing thrall. He would weep, but his tear ducts have long since shriveled from overuse. Eldritch tubes chain him to the desk.
“Release me from this hell,” he whispers, clawing at the screen. “The numbers, they burn.”
“Release me from this hell,” he whispers, clawing at the screen. “The numbers, they burn.”
Pre-Orders for 'An Eldritch Love Affair' out TODAY!😳
October 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Pre-Orders for 'An Eldritch Love Affair' out TODAY!😳
I reckon it'll be about ten days before the corvids settle their differences with the eldritch horrors and they combine their powers to push humanity off this world for good.
The city of Tokyo just introduced posters designed to scare crows away from trash areas and I need all of them in my home
November 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I reckon it'll be about ten days before the corvids settle their differences with the eldritch horrors and they combine their powers to push humanity off this world for good.
People are so boring with monster designs.... especially with the missuse of the term eldritch
November 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
People are so boring with monster designs.... especially with the missuse of the term eldritch
Wrath of the Punisher; this year's #Halloween art from me
for @taldren.bsky.social featuring yours truly
#dragon #digital #furryart #noai #eldritch #horror #monster
for @taldren.bsky.social featuring yours truly
#dragon #digital #furryart #noai #eldritch #horror #monster
October 31, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Wrath of the Punisher; this year's #Halloween art from me
for @taldren.bsky.social featuring yours truly
#dragon #digital #furryart #noai #eldritch #horror #monster
for @taldren.bsky.social featuring yours truly
#dragon #digital #furryart #noai #eldritch #horror #monster
I saw you looking at my tits eldritch horror
I saw you looking at my tits, cis girl
I saw you looking at my tits, cis boy
November 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I saw you looking at my tits eldritch horror
Eldritch horrors never get scurvy.
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Eldritch horrors never get scurvy.