Saying "see you in hell,follicles" caught my electrologist so offguard during a session she had to stop for a moment to get the laughter under control
we have fun with it
we have fun with it
October 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Saying "see you in hell,follicles" caught my electrologist so offguard during a session she had to stop for a moment to get the laughter under control
we have fun with it
we have fun with it
electrologist said she found out 2 of her trans lesbian clients dated the same 3rd client when they both told identical stories about an ex who begged to be allowed to "overhead lift then throw them across the room". like "it was going so well until she asked if she could fire me off like a shotput"
October 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
electrologist said she found out 2 of her trans lesbian clients dated the same 3rd client when they both told identical stories about an ex who begged to be allowed to "overhead lift then throw them across the room". like "it was going so well until she asked if she could fire me off like a shotput"
oh jesus, that reminds me of the time someone showing off her new cattleprod was like oh don't worry it's not charged check this out then zapped her arm with the residual charge (you'd think being a genuinely pretty good electrologist would be a transferable skill, but no, apparently not)
October 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
oh jesus, that reminds me of the time someone showing off her new cattleprod was like oh don't worry it's not charged check this out then zapped her arm with the residual charge (you'd think being a genuinely pretty good electrologist would be a transferable skill, but no, apparently not)
my electrologist stopped in the middle of my session to ask if i believe in god. i’m scared
October 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
my electrologist stopped in the middle of my session to ask if i believe in god. i’m scared
Awww ty! I just know how freaked out I am about all this surgery stuff, n I’d relax immediately if I walked in and a trans person was my electrologist. Then I thought, hey I can BE that person! Sooooo yeah!
October 1, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Awww ty! I just know how freaked out I am about all this surgery stuff, n I’d relax immediately if I walked in and a trans person was my electrologist. Then I thought, hey I can BE that person! Sooooo yeah!
blindfolded by the electrologist and numb and slightly high on codeine you really can do anything to her in the name of beauty and so long as you tell her to keep still
September 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
blindfolded by the electrologist and numb and slightly high on codeine you really can do anything to her in the name of beauty and so long as you tell her to keep still
or in any type of work where confidentiality is important … therapist, doctor, electrologist, etc
no one should use this thing but I just cannot stress enough that you have to stay away from it if you’re a practicing attorney
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to:
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September 29, 2026 at 6:15 AM
or in any type of work where confidentiality is important … therapist, doctor, electrologist, etc
My electrologist was dog-sitting this weekend so a small terrier was on the table curled up at my feet during the hour-long process. Can't recommend.
In completely unrelated news, I'm researching surgical procedures to double my arms length. Fruitless quest so far, will update as progress continues
In completely unrelated news, I'm researching surgical procedures to double my arms length. Fruitless quest so far, will update as progress continues
September 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
My electrologist was dog-sitting this weekend so a small terrier was on the table curled up at my feet during the hour-long process. Can't recommend.
In completely unrelated news, I'm researching surgical procedures to double my arms length. Fruitless quest so far, will update as progress continues
In completely unrelated news, I'm researching surgical procedures to double my arms length. Fruitless quest so far, will update as progress continues
Oh same tho lmao my electrologist I went to before bottom surgery was like, "wow I hate you" when I mentioned I'm almost naturally hairless other than a few spots cause she said she had electro over her whole body cause if how much she had
September 26, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Oh same tho lmao my electrologist I went to before bottom surgery was like, "wow I hate you" when I mentioned I'm almost naturally hairless other than a few spots cause she said she had electro over her whole body cause if how much she had
[me bemoaning my electrolysis situation again, boring]
The other thing that sucks aside from insurance not paying for electro for me because of loopholes and fraud is that all the electrologists near me are booked solid. I love my electrologist but even if money wasn't an object, I'd probably […]
The other thing that sucks aside from insurance not paying for electro for me because of loopholes and fraud is that all the electrologists near me are booked solid. I love my electrologist but even if money wasn't an object, I'd probably […]
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September 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
[me bemoaning my electrolysis situation again, boring]
The other thing that sucks aside from insurance not paying for electro for me because of loopholes and fraud is that all the electrologists near me are booked solid. I love my electrologist but even if money wasn't an object, I'd probably […]
The other thing that sucks aside from insurance not paying for electro for me because of loopholes and fraud is that all the electrologists near me are booked solid. I love my electrologist but even if money wasn't an object, I'd probably […]
I was feeling really smug about how well I had endured a morning of lip electrolysis....and then as I parked I realized my electrologist had gotten turned around and only done half my scheduled time.
Oops.
Oops.
September 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I was feeling really smug about how well I had endured a morning of lip electrolysis....and then as I parked I realized my electrologist had gotten turned around and only done half my scheduled time.
Oops.
Oops.
Mask required spaces near me that don't exist anymore: every doctor's office and hospital, my electrologist, local bookstore, local goth dance, piercing parlor, lesbian bar.
September 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Mask required spaces near me that don't exist anymore: every doctor's office and hospital, my electrologist, local bookstore, local goth dance, piercing parlor, lesbian bar.
wonder if i can pay someone to help me find and schedule an electrologist so i can get moving.
i wanted to start the hair removal like 7 months ago but was convinced not to and now im just like fuuuck i could be scheduled already
i wanted to start the hair removal like 7 months ago but was convinced not to and now im just like fuuuck i could be scheduled already
September 23, 2026 at 5:42 PM
wonder if i can pay someone to help me find and schedule an electrologist so i can get moving.
i wanted to start the hair removal like 7 months ago but was convinced not to and now im just like fuuuck i could be scheduled already
i wanted to start the hair removal like 7 months ago but was convinced not to and now im just like fuuuck i could be scheduled already
i truly believe the path forward for trans people is to get a bunch of us into trade school to make enough money to send the rest of us to trade school through charity. any trade. hair nails electrician plumber electrologist anything
September 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i truly believe the path forward for trans people is to get a bunch of us into trade school to make enough money to send the rest of us to trade school through charity. any trade. hair nails electrician plumber electrologist anything
i gotcha. is it a faux pas to go to multiple places for electrolysis? i can only see my electrologist once every 2-4 weeks
September 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM
i gotcha. is it a faux pas to go to multiple places for electrolysis? i can only see my electrologist once every 2-4 weeks
My electrologist told me today that her daughter told her not to send her any more ai pictures bc of environmental harm. She was a bit surprised that I supported her daughter, but she was also surprised her daughter had environmental concerns. I take this as a very good sign
September 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My electrologist told me today that her daughter told her not to send her any more ai pictures bc of environmental harm. She was a bit surprised that I supported her daughter, but she was also surprised her daughter had environmental concerns. I take this as a very good sign
I'm an electrologist and hadn't considered that this might be related to HRT! I honestly just thought this was related to general variation in person to person anatomy. I will be more observant now that you pointed out the raphe... It seems very pronounced on a lot of my clients
September 20, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I'm an electrologist and hadn't considered that this might be related to HRT! I honestly just thought this was related to general variation in person to person anatomy. I will be more observant now that you pointed out the raphe... It seems very pronounced on a lot of my clients
feel like a cool electrologist could find a spot for this one
September 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
feel like a cool electrologist could find a spot for this one
“sent from the stirrups at my electrologist” email signature
September 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
“sent from the stirrups at my electrologist” email signature
Turns out that the tombstone hairs from electrolysis hair removal trigger my psoriasis and the associated itching 😭
Since it’s being caused by the tombstone hairs, steroids are only limited relief. I had them all plucked out by my electrologist and the relief was immediate.
Since it’s being caused by the tombstone hairs, steroids are only limited relief. I had them all plucked out by my electrologist and the relief was immediate.
September 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Turns out that the tombstone hairs from electrolysis hair removal trigger my psoriasis and the associated itching 😭
Since it’s being caused by the tombstone hairs, steroids are only limited relief. I had them all plucked out by my electrologist and the relief was immediate.
Since it’s being caused by the tombstone hairs, steroids are only limited relief. I had them all plucked out by my electrologist and the relief was immediate.
electrologist was finishing up with seemingly a straight guy before me, I wonder what he's getting done
September 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
electrologist was finishing up with seemingly a straight guy before me, I wonder what he's getting done
i talk to my electrologist a lot as a Friend and she feels the same way, just part & parcel i guess
at the same time you really should take care of yourself when you can afford it!! it's better for everyone!!
at the same time you really should take care of yourself when you can afford it!! it's better for everyone!!
September 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
i talk to my electrologist a lot as a Friend and she feels the same way, just part & parcel i guess
at the same time you really should take care of yourself when you can afford it!! it's better for everyone!!
at the same time you really should take care of yourself when you can afford it!! it's better for everyone!!
My electrologist moved from her spot in an industrial mixed-used building to this kinda bougie beauty clinic.... I was kinda nervous but then the receptionist was a gay guy with tattoos 😮💨
Also, the clinic has an insane intake form with questions like this on it 😵💫
Also, the clinic has an insane intake form with questions like this on it 😵💫
![Web form with prompt "Hereditary Background" (with red asterisk because it is MANDATORY to answer).... Listed options are: Nordic, Scandinavian [this is kind of the same thing isn't it?], Irish, English [really?], Asian, Mediterranean, Hispanic, Native American, Middle Eastern, African, Black, African-American, Other](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sz6bbewfiky3lw7xhjd3nna5/bafkreifgpy5f6bz62wa2g764vbzvige6qtxehnfobspxlwzexxvil4ryci)
September 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
My electrologist moved from her spot in an industrial mixed-used building to this kinda bougie beauty clinic.... I was kinda nervous but then the receptionist was a gay guy with tattoos 😮💨
Also, the clinic has an insane intake form with questions like this on it 😵💫
Also, the clinic has an insane intake form with questions like this on it 😵💫