'u forgot the two squirts of elmers glue in that flat white dave'
Throwing one more story into the "Is AI going to replace all jobs?" folder.
finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...
finance.yahoo.com/sectors/tech...
Starbucks quietly retired its AI agent just months after deployment after it miscounted coffee shop inventories and slowed down baristas
“It started off not particularly accurate and got less accurate over time,” one Starbucks employee told Fortune.
finance.yahoo.com
June 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
'u forgot the two squirts of elmers glue in that flat white dave'
“these bespoke AI search results brought to you by dominos pizza and elmers glue”
June 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“these bespoke AI search results brought to you by dominos pizza and elmers glue”
lemons: $0.60
parsley:$0.20
frozen lobster:$22.00
elmers glue: $3,600
butter:$1.50
someone who is good with food budgets help
parsley:$0.20
frozen lobster:$22.00
elmers glue: $3,600
butter:$1.50
someone who is good with food budgets help
June 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
lemons: $0.60
parsley:$0.20
frozen lobster:$22.00
elmers glue: $3,600
butter:$1.50
someone who is good with food budgets help
parsley:$0.20
frozen lobster:$22.00
elmers glue: $3,600
butter:$1.50
someone who is good with food budgets help
they are totally going to try to pivot to AI somehow and elmers glue stock will skyrocket
Pizza Hut is looking for ways to reconnect with customers after years of restaurant closures and shifting consumer tastes.
Some fans say the path forward may actually lie in looking back at its era of colorful lamps hung over checkered tablecloths.
Some fans say the path forward may actually lie in looking back at its era of colorful lamps hung over checkered tablecloths.
Pizza Hut is struggling. Can red-roof nostalgia help save it?
Franchisees are reviving the Hut’s ’90s sit-down vibe in the midst of the chain’s sale to a private equity firm.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
they are totally going to try to pivot to AI somehow and elmers glue stock will skyrocket
Swear to god some of these month themes sound like “happy SeptENTOMBED IN 300 GALLONS OF ELMERS GLUEber.”
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Swear to god some of these month themes sound like “happy SeptENTOMBED IN 300 GALLONS OF ELMERS GLUEber.”
It's not funny. They have to put Conor McGregor down now. They're going to make him into Elmers Glue.
July 12, 2026 at 4:26 AM
It's not funny. They have to put Conor McGregor down now. They're going to make him into Elmers Glue.
[mouthful of white glue] yeah i been fuckin the elmers girl
July 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
[mouthful of white glue] yeah i been fuckin the elmers girl
Konnte vorher alle Codes erfolgreich verteilen ICH BIN NICHT ZU BREMSEN ELMERS
October 18, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Konnte vorher alle Codes erfolgreich verteilen ICH BIN NICHT ZU BREMSEN ELMERS
Elmers End Bus Garage
1954
London Transport Architects Department
1954
London Transport Architects Department
January 27, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Elmers End Bus Garage
1954
London Transport Architects Department
1954
London Transport Architects Department
hey. no. stop. it would own me so much if they built the plane as fast as possible with fewer security checks. id feel so bad if they used elmers glue. id cry so many liberal tears if they used scotch tape.
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hey. no. stop. it would own me so much if they built the plane as fast as possible with fewer security checks. id feel so bad if they used elmers glue. id cry so many liberal tears if they used scotch tape.
Elmers Glue Mascot is a beautiful butch woman
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Elmers Glue Mascot is a beautiful butch woman
"weird how many of these AI recipes call for elmers glue i wonder if a generic white glue will suffice"
September 25, 2024 at 12:16 AM
"weird how many of these AI recipes call for elmers glue i wonder if a generic white glue will suffice"
By the way, if you dont have kids/dont know the drama, remember that big fad like 10 years ago where all the kids loved making slime with elmers glue and a few other common household ingredients?
Well nowadays elmers changed their formula to only react with /their/ special slime liquid™️
Well nowadays elmers changed their formula to only react with /their/ special slime liquid™️
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
By the way, if you dont have kids/dont know the drama, remember that big fad like 10 years ago where all the kids loved making slime with elmers glue and a few other common household ingredients?
Well nowadays elmers changed their formula to only react with /their/ special slime liquid™️
Well nowadays elmers changed their formula to only react with /their/ special slime liquid™️
March 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Do they have Pizza alla Elmers
September 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Do they have Pizza alla Elmers
lol the way my poor kid trauma shows up in back to school shopping
like NO we are getting the FIVE STAR folders. SHARPIE highlighters. ELMERS glue. Decomposion notebooks.
what do you mean you don’t want a NEW BACKPACK???! no new shoes?!
like NO we are getting the FIVE STAR folders. SHARPIE highlighters. ELMERS glue. Decomposion notebooks.
what do you mean you don’t want a NEW BACKPACK???! no new shoes?!
August 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
lol the way my poor kid trauma shows up in back to school shopping
like NO we are getting the FIVE STAR folders. SHARPIE highlighters. ELMERS glue. Decomposion notebooks.
what do you mean you don’t want a NEW BACKPACK???! no new shoes?!
like NO we are getting the FIVE STAR folders. SHARPIE highlighters. ELMERS glue. Decomposion notebooks.
what do you mean you don’t want a NEW BACKPACK???! no new shoes?!
Steve Elmers, also known as the “Guardrail Guy,” is done calling out license plate readers after two that appeared in his videos were vandalized. www.wired.com/story/flock-...
He Went Viral for Posting About Flock Cameras. Then Someone Destroyed Them
Steve Elmers, also known as the “Guardrail Guy,” is done calling out license plate readers after two that appeared in his videos were vandalized.
www.wired.com
August 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Steve Elmers, also known as the “Guardrail Guy,” is done calling out license plate readers after two that appeared in his videos were vandalized. www.wired.com/story/flock-...
that one girl in the back when the teacher yells WHO ATE ALL THE ELMERS GLUE
April 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
that one girl in the back when the teacher yells WHO ATE ALL THE ELMERS GLUE