Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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Trump 1.0 —trump learns government
Trump 2.0—Elon learns government
Trump 2.0—Elon learns government
December 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Trump 1.0 —trump learns government
Trump 2.0—Elon learns government
Trump 2.0—Elon learns government
Elon Musk has 12 kids and spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump
November 29, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Elon Musk has 12 kids and spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump
Trump calls Elon Musk "Leon"
June 19, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Trump calls Elon Musk "Leon"
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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Like Elon Musk and Trump.
September 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Like Elon Musk and Trump.
Hakeem Jeffries weighs in on the Elon-Trump plan to shutdown the government
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Hakeem Jeffries weighs in on the Elon-Trump plan to shutdown the government
Trump Brags He Planted Story About Ketamine Fiend Elon Musk
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Trump Takes Credit for Story About Elon Musk’s Ketamine Addiction
A damning interview reveals Donald Trump is taking credit for trashing Elon Musk’s reputation.
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Trump Brags He Planted Story About Ketamine Fiend Elon Musk
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Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?
Trump and Elon broke up
June 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Trump and Elon broke up
Trump outs Elon Musk for rigging the US election. Note, Elon does not have a pardon.
January 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Trump outs Elon Musk for rigging the US election. Note, Elon does not have a pardon.
Sam has meeting with Trump.
Trump praises Sam.
Elon gets jealous.
Elon says Sam is scamming Trump.
Elon post things Sam said in past about Trump.
MAGA attacks Sam.
Sam surrenders and becomes cuck.
Just like Zuck. Zuck 2.0.
Trump praises Sam.
Elon gets jealous.
Elon says Sam is scamming Trump.
Elon post things Sam said in past about Trump.
MAGA attacks Sam.
Sam surrenders and becomes cuck.
Just like Zuck. Zuck 2.0.
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sam has meeting with Trump.
Trump praises Sam.
Elon gets jealous.
Elon says Sam is scamming Trump.
Elon post things Sam said in past about Trump.
MAGA attacks Sam.
Sam surrenders and becomes cuck.
Just like Zuck. Zuck 2.0.
Trump praises Sam.
Elon gets jealous.
Elon says Sam is scamming Trump.
Elon post things Sam said in past about Trump.
MAGA attacks Sam.
Sam surrenders and becomes cuck.
Just like Zuck. Zuck 2.0.
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts
Hypothetical. I'm curious what people think. If the DOGE agency worked on the premise that half of all savings in a federal program were distributed as increased benefits to qualified recipients, would you consider the details ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl
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Elon abandoned Trump so fast you'd think he was one of his kids.
July 23, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Elon abandoned Trump so fast you'd think he was one of his kids.
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A nerve has been struck. Trump is intimidated by President Elon. Now he has his spokesperson out doing damage control cause Elon is calling the shots.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
December 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
A nerve has been struck. Trump is intimidated by President Elon. Now he has his spokesperson out doing damage control cause Elon is calling the shots.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
Trump was silent on the bill until his boss, President Elon, spoke.
Elon Musk 2024: “If Trump wins, that Epstein client list is gonna become public.”
Elon Musk today:
👇👇
Elon Musk today:
👇👇
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Elon Musk 2024: “If Trump wins, that Epstein client list is gonna become public.”
Elon Musk today:
👇👇
Elon Musk today:
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goddamn elon abandoned trump even faster than he ditched his kids
July 24, 2024 at 12:08 AM
goddamn elon abandoned trump even faster than he ditched his kids
Trump will NEVER be able to dump Elon Musk because, if he tried, Elon would crush him like a bug. Trump knows that he’s screwed! 🐜
December 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Trump will NEVER be able to dump Elon Musk because, if he tried, Elon would crush him like a bug. Trump knows that he’s screwed! 🐜
Trump suggest that Elon has "Trump derangement syndrome"
June 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Trump suggest that Elon has "Trump derangement syndrome"
Well, I think Elon and Trump have been on the same flight logs before
May 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Well, I think Elon and Trump have been on the same flight logs before
Who thinks Donald Trump and Elon Musk stole the 2024 election?
July 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Who thinks Donald Trump and Elon Musk stole the 2024 election?