Five things I did last week:
1. Played Stellaris
2. Got crushed in an economy seat on an airplane
3. Smoked some hella good weed
4. Ate an overpriced ribeye at Longhorn Steakhouse
5. Rolled my eyes at the travesty that is my country
#Emails2DOGE #EmailsToDOGE
1. Played Stellaris
2. Got crushed in an economy seat on an airplane
3. Smoked some hella good weed
4. Ate an overpriced ribeye at Longhorn Steakhouse
5. Rolled my eyes at the travesty that is my country
#Emails2DOGE #EmailsToDOGE
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Five things I did last week:
1. Played Stellaris
2. Got crushed in an economy seat on an airplane
3. Smoked some hella good weed
4. Ate an overpriced ribeye at Longhorn Steakhouse
5. Rolled my eyes at the travesty that is my country
#Emails2DOGE #EmailsToDOGE
1. Played Stellaris
2. Got crushed in an economy seat on an airplane
3. Smoked some hella good weed
4. Ate an overpriced ribeye at Longhorn Steakhouse
5. Rolled my eyes at the travesty that is my country
#Emails2DOGE #EmailsToDOGE
February 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
February 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
#emailstodoge
5 things I accomplished last week
• supported big pharma by giving vaccines
• supported big pharma by prescribing drugs
• supported big lab by ordering tests
• hurt economy by keeping kids home forcing parents to miss work
• chatted in signal and discord about how much Elon sucks
5 things I accomplished last week
• supported big pharma by giving vaccines
• supported big pharma by prescribing drugs
• supported big lab by ordering tests
• hurt economy by keeping kids home forcing parents to miss work
• chatted in signal and discord about how much Elon sucks
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
#emailstodoge
5 things I accomplished last week
• supported big pharma by giving vaccines
• supported big pharma by prescribing drugs
• supported big lab by ordering tests
• hurt economy by keeping kids home forcing parents to miss work
• chatted in signal and discord about how much Elon sucks
5 things I accomplished last week
• supported big pharma by giving vaccines
• supported big pharma by prescribing drugs
• supported big lab by ordering tests
• hurt economy by keeping kids home forcing parents to miss work
• chatted in signal and discord about how much Elon sucks
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
#EmailsToDOGE
1. Spoke about Alport syndrome to international audience at #IPNA2025
2. Peer reviewed manuscripts x2
3. Cared for children with kidney disease
4. Review clinical trial enrollment and lab results
5. Brought my daughter to South Africa to learn about effects of apartheid first hand 🇿🇦
1. Spoke about Alport syndrome to international audience at #IPNA2025
2. Peer reviewed manuscripts x2
3. Cared for children with kidney disease
4. Review clinical trial enrollment and lab results
5. Brought my daughter to South Africa to learn about effects of apartheid first hand 🇿🇦
February 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#EmailsToDOGE
1. Spoke about Alport syndrome to international audience at #IPNA2025
2. Peer reviewed manuscripts x2
3. Cared for children with kidney disease
4. Review clinical trial enrollment and lab results
5. Brought my daughter to South Africa to learn about effects of apartheid first hand 🇿🇦
1. Spoke about Alport syndrome to international audience at #IPNA2025
2. Peer reviewed manuscripts x2
3. Cared for children with kidney disease
4. Review clinical trial enrollment and lab results
5. Brought my daughter to South Africa to learn about effects of apartheid first hand 🇿🇦
February 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is for @gtconway.bsky.social
Five things I did last week.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
Five things I did last week.
1. Took too much ketamine
2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw
3. Ignored my new baby momma
4. Laughed at my own jokes.
5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.
February 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#emailstodoge Highly suggest using something like Proton to send.
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
#emailstodoge Highly suggest using something like Proton to send.
1. Talk to corporate
2. Approve memos
3. Lead a workshop
4. Remember birthdays
5. Direct work flow
#EmailsToDOGE #Emails2DOGE
2. Approve memos
3. Lead a workshop
4. Remember birthdays
5. Direct work flow
#EmailsToDOGE #Emails2DOGE
a group of people standing in a hallway with the words like a boss
ALT: a group of people standing in a hallway with the words like a boss
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dear manager, this week I
1) put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp
2) put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
3) put the bop in the bop she bop she bop
4) put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
5) made your baby fall in love with you
1) put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp
2) put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
3) put the bop in the bop she bop she bop
4) put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
5) made your baby fall in love with you
Dear manager, this week I
1) climbed highest mountains
2) have run through the fields
3) have scaled these city walls
4) have kissed honey lips
5) felt the healing in her fingertips
But I still haven’t found who I’m working for
1) climbed highest mountains
2) have run through the fields
3) have scaled these city walls
4) have kissed honey lips
5) felt the healing in her fingertips
But I still haven’t found who I’m working for
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
1. Brunch with a friend.
2. Reading a book.
3. More reading.
4. Even more reading.
5. Bluesky scrolling.
2. Reading a book.
3. More reading.
4. Even more reading.
5. Bluesky scrolling.
February 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dear Manager:
1. Worked.
2. Came home.
3. Grew old.
4. Walked 1,000 miles.
5. Fell down at your door.
1. Worked.
2. Came home.
3. Grew old.
4. Walked 1,000 miles.
5. Fell down at your door.
Dear Manager
1. All your life is such a shame shame shame
2. All your love was just a dream dream dream
3. Open up your eyes
4. You can see the flames flames flames of your wasted life
5. You should be ashamed
1. All your life is such a shame shame shame
2. All your love was just a dream dream dream
3. Open up your eyes
4. You can see the flames flames flames of your wasted life
5. You should be ashamed
February 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
1. Survived Monday
2. Survived Tuesday
3. Survived Wednesday
4. Survived Thursday
5. Survived Friday
2. Survived Tuesday
3. Survived Wednesday
4. Survived Thursday
5. Survived Friday
February 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Dear Federal Government, here are some of my accomplishments this week:
- I drank a whiskey drink
- I drank a vodka drink
- I drank a lager drink
- I drank a cider drink
- I sang the songs that remind me of the good times
- I drank a whiskey drink
- I drank a vodka drink
- I drank a lager drink
- I drank a cider drink
- I sang the songs that remind me of the good times
February 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My weekly report to the only Boss who matters:
— Rode through mansions of glory
— In suicide machines
— Sprung from cages on Highway 9
— Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
— Steppin out over the line
#emailstoDOGE
— Rode through mansions of glory
— In suicide machines
— Sprung from cages on Highway 9
— Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
— Steppin out over the line
#emailstoDOGE
February 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My weekly report to the only Boss who matters:
— Rode through mansions of glory
— In suicide machines
— Sprung from cages on Highway 9
— Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
— Steppin out over the line
#emailstoDOGE
— Rode through mansions of glory
— In suicide machines
— Sprung from cages on Highway 9
— Chrome wheeled, fuel injected
— Steppin out over the line
#emailstoDOGE
#EmailsToDOGE
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass.
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass.
February 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
#EmailsToDOGE
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass.
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass.
#EmailsToDOGE #Emails2DOGE
Five things I did last week:
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass, you fucking Nazi!
Five things I did last week:
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass, you fucking Nazi!
February 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#EmailsToDOGE #Emails2DOGE
Five things I did last week:
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass, you fucking Nazi!
Five things I did last week:
1. A little more bite
2. A little less bark
3. A little less fight
4. A little more spark
5. Close your mouth and open up your heart, and baby ... kiss my ass, you fucking Nazi!
-Attended Indivisible mtg to fight Project 2025
-Attended NC Supreme court protest
-Canceled Amazon membership; stopped buying ANYTHING from Amazon & Whole Foods
-Got new membership to Costco
-Donated to Ukraine’s war efforts
u24.gov.ua
-Called senators to protest Musk via 5 Calls app
#EmailstoDoge
-Attended NC Supreme court protest
-Canceled Amazon membership; stopped buying ANYTHING from Amazon & Whole Foods
-Got new membership to Costco
-Donated to Ukraine’s war efforts
u24.gov.ua
-Called senators to protest Musk via 5 Calls app
#EmailstoDoge
February 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
-Attended Indivisible mtg to fight Project 2025
-Attended NC Supreme court protest
-Canceled Amazon membership; stopped buying ANYTHING from Amazon & Whole Foods
-Got new membership to Costco
-Donated to Ukraine’s war efforts
u24.gov.ua
-Called senators to protest Musk via 5 Calls app
#EmailstoDoge
-Attended NC Supreme court protest
-Canceled Amazon membership; stopped buying ANYTHING from Amazon & Whole Foods
-Got new membership to Costco
-Donated to Ukraine’s war efforts
u24.gov.ua
-Called senators to protest Musk via 5 Calls app
#EmailstoDoge
Things I did last week:
• Ketamine
• Played with a chainsaw
• Ignored my child’s
medical situation
• Ignored Babymama #77
• More Ketamine
• Ketamine
• Played with a chainsaw
• Ignored my child’s
medical situation
• Ignored Babymama #77
• More Ketamine
February 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
February 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I have done
the 5 things
That were on
my to do list
And which
you were probably
hoping
to fire me for
Forgive me
They were crucial
So normal
And so mine
the 5 things
That were on
my to do list
And which
you were probably
hoping
to fire me for
Forgive me
They were crucial
So normal
And so mine
February 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM