Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
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December 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together
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emotionally insecure × emotionally repressed
July 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
emotionally insecure × emotionally repressed
I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm going to give you $2,000... emotionally.
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-family-spends-holidays-watching-tou-1819566264/
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Emotionally Distant Family Spends Holidays Watching Touching Family Dramas Together https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-family-spends-holidays-watching-tou-1819566264/
Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls
May 16, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls
fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this
Me emotionally supporting @vesperart.bsky.social sometimes be like
March 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Me emotionally supporting @vesperart.bsky.social sometimes be like
Emotionally unstable and cognitively impaired president
“.. Rutte, in a call with France, Germany and the UK, explained that Trump was ‘rather hysterical’ at the Europeans’ refusal to help protect the Strait ..” 🤡
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April 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Emotionally unstable and cognitively impaired president
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’
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October 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’
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Really exhausting week emotionally.
But thank you.
But thank you.
August 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Really exhausting week emotionally.
But thank you.
But thank you.
Embarrassed Woman Scrambles To Stop Emotionally Resonating With Movie Before Lights Come On
June 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Embarrassed Woman Scrambles To Stop Emotionally Resonating With Movie Before Lights Come On
Where I’m at emotionally…
July 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Where I’m at emotionally…
Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad theonion.com/grade-s...
May 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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To be emotionally attentive like an owl.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
To be emotionally attentive like an owl.
April 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it turns out making art is spiritually and emotionally fulfilling. has anyone looked into this
I love how certain colors in a certain combination can impact the way an image makes you feel emotionally.
June 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I love how certain colors in a certain combination can impact the way an image makes you feel emotionally.
Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend
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September 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Parents Really Hitting It Off With Daughter’s Emotionally Abusive Boyfriend
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We do not help men when we emotionally stunt them
May 31, 2026 at 12:41 PM
We do not help men when we emotionally stunt them
Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad https://theonion.com/grade-schools-gifted-program-admits-kids-who-can-emotionally-handle-time-away-from-ipad/
May 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad https://theonion.com/grade-schools-gifted-program-admits-kids-who-can-emotionally-handle-time-away-from-ipad/
You're supposed to be emotionally attached in a relationship. That's what a relationship is.
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You're supposed to be emotionally attached in a relationship. That's what a relationship is.
Being emotionally blackmailed about going to work again
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Being emotionally blackmailed about going to work again
We just want to say—we’re sorry. We know how emotionally exhausting all of this is, and we truly understand. But you’re not alone. We’re in this together.
April 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We just want to say—we’re sorry. We know how emotionally exhausting all of this is, and we truly understand. But you’re not alone. We’re in this together.