👶 Childhood trauma:
🔹 For you: pain.
🔹 For the Eternal Exchange: liquid gold.
Trade wisely.
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📊 JACK’S LIFE KPI DASHBOARD:
📉 Emotional ROI: -99%
👯‍♀️ Twin sisters found: 1
😈 Demons on payroll: 2
⚖️ Power inherited: All of it
🧠 Trauma traded: Constantly 🔥
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