🙅 No Kings, no Emperors
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🙅 No Kings, no Emperors
Emperors used to shit themselves to death, Jack. bsky.app/profile/prch...
Yeah, see, the thing is, a lot of them didn’t. Survive, that is.
August 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Emperors used to shit themselves to death, Jack. bsky.app/profile/prch...
A nontrivial percentage of Roman emperors were killed by the Praetorian Guard.
Apropos of nothing .
Apropos of nothing .
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A nontrivial percentage of Roman emperors were killed by the Praetorian Guard.
Apropos of nothing .
Apropos of nothing .
None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
April 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
Emperors don’t need polls.
It is not normal for a president to be pushing for a net -80 policy. That Trump apparently does not care about the public opinion on Greenland (or maybe he doesn't know about the polls) is a sign of how far we have drifted from normal democratic government
Quinnipiac Poll, Jan 8-12 - poll.qu.edu/poll-release...
January 20, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Emperors don’t need polls.
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
September 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.
Just us—‘We the People.’
Just us—‘We the People.’
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.
Just us—‘We the People.’
Just us—‘We the People.’
No Kings and No Economic Emperors.
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No Kings and No Economic Emperors.
Dreaming
Of
Guillotined
Emperors
Of
Guillotined
Emperors
February 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dreaming
Of
Guillotined
Emperors
Of
Guillotined
Emperors
The Romans never stopped thinking they lived in a Republic, even after the Emperors had been in charge for generations
Trump jokes about serving a third term — and gets laughs at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
July 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Romans never stopped thinking they lived in a Republic, even after the Emperors had been in charge for generations
April 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bet all those people who said Suetonius was making shit up "because emperors didn't really act that way" are feeling pretty fucking stupid tonight
No kings.
No emperors.
Fight the empire!
No emperors.
Fight the empire!
March 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
No kings.
No emperors.
Fight the empire!
No emperors.
Fight the empire!
So many hackberry emperors
June 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So many hackberry emperors
No kings! No emperors!
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
No kings! No emperors!
The year of the 4500 emperors
April 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The year of the 4500 emperors
No Kings, and No Emperors.
Thanks for standing up against Tangerine Palpatine, Mark!
Thanks for standing up against Tangerine Palpatine, Mark!
October 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
No Kings, and No Emperors.
Thanks for standing up against Tangerine Palpatine, Mark!
Thanks for standing up against Tangerine Palpatine, Mark!
NO KINGS
ONLY EMPERORS
ONLY EMPERORS
March 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
NO KINGS
ONLY EMPERORS
ONLY EMPERORS
fun fact: thirteen roman emperors were assassinated by the praetorian guard
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
fun fact: thirteen roman emperors were assassinated by the praetorian guard
Ranking the most beautiful twink emperors in world history who had tragic lives
September 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Ranking the most beautiful twink emperors in world history who had tragic lives
The Roman Empire had the largest most expensive army in the world, but it had bad generals and insane moron emperors that fought stupid wars and it died.
Anyone getting Déjà vu?
Anyone getting Déjà vu?
April 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The Roman Empire had the largest most expensive army in the world, but it had bad generals and insane moron emperors that fought stupid wars and it died.
Anyone getting Déjà vu?
Anyone getting Déjà vu?
Painted a Son of Fulgrim over the weekend, love me some Emperors Children.
July 28, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Painted a Son of Fulgrim over the weekend, love me some Emperors Children.
Like honoring Roman emperors
This hot mic Zuckerberg moment show their numbers are all lies, undercutting Trump’s entire economic agenda.
In a rational world every media outlet would be leading with it.
In a rational world every media outlet would be leading with it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Like honoring Roman emperors