Lakers always employ the coldest white boys.
November 14, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Lakers always employ the coldest white boys.
Not once in this story does @politico.com mention that US factories employ ~89,000 fewer employees than a year ago.
@politico.com
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April 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Not once in this story does @politico.com mention that US factories employ ~89,000 fewer employees than a year ago.
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2026/04...
@politico.com
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I've learned that Converse don't employ Black people in their marketing department
September 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I've learned that Converse don't employ Black people in their marketing department
If ANYONE tries to employ Biden's cancer diagnosis in an argument about the 2024 election, I will block you. Twice. Miss me with that shit.
May 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If ANYONE tries to employ Biden's cancer diagnosis in an argument about the 2024 election, I will block you. Twice. Miss me with that shit.
I find it amazing that the President of the USA tells Iran not to employ military on the protesters in Iran. On the same day he threatens to employ the military on Protesters in the USA.
Hypocrisy is not lost on me.
Hypocrisy is not lost on me.
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I find it amazing that the President of the USA tells Iran not to employ military on the protesters in Iran. On the same day he threatens to employ the military on Protesters in the USA.
Hypocrisy is not lost on me.
Hypocrisy is not lost on me.
What a great fucking metaphor they didn't mean to employ
September 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What a great fucking metaphor they didn't mean to employ
would you employ me? I’d employ me. I’d employ me hard.
September 24, 2026 at 2:50 PM
would you employ me? I’d employ me. I’d employ me hard.
*this user sometimes attempts to employ hyperbole to comedic effect
HOPE THIS HELPS (ME)
HOPE THIS HELPS (ME)
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
*this user sometimes attempts to employ hyperbole to comedic effect
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Automatons employ the most effective strategies.
June 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Automatons employ the most effective strategies.
Meaning that TACO Trump received frantic phone calls from some of his rich friends who employ migrants.
June 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Meaning that TACO Trump received frantic phone calls from some of his rich friends who employ migrants.
I am god’s favorite puppy and cannot be killed. Please employ me
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I am god’s favorite puppy and cannot be killed. Please employ me
I can't wait to advise President Ossoff on how to employ this precedent in 2029.
Politico: Trump is airing a pro-Trump midterms ad on TV that
-includes “paid for by the U.S. government” disclaimer text
-features a song by an artist who says they didn’t approve it’s use and are now looking for a lawyer
-includes “paid for by the U.S. government” disclaimer text
-features a song by an artist who says they didn’t approve it’s use and are now looking for a lawyer
Trump administration launches pro-Trump TV ad ahead of midterms
The 30-second ad, apparently paid for by U.S. tax dollars, features photos and videos of Trump, the American flag and military aircraft.
www.politico.com
September 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I can't wait to advise President Ossoff on how to employ this precedent in 2029.
We should abolish ICE solely based on the fact the people they've decided to employ are clearly all sociopaths
May 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We should abolish ICE solely based on the fact the people they've decided to employ are clearly all sociopaths
It's the world view of rich white men who employ nannies and send their kids to boarding school
The fact that Reform want people to have more kids and also want to end working from home shows how incoherent their world view is.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 AM
It's the world view of rich white men who employ nannies and send their kids to boarding school
We can assume Hegseth will say yes if Trump says he wants to employ the military to shoot protestors.
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We can assume Hegseth will say yes if Trump says he wants to employ the military to shoot protestors.
Why did Trump’s spa employ underage girls?
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
July 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Why did Trump’s spa employ underage girls?
We’ll end DEI and employ people based on merit, they said 🤡
(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency's head said during a briefing that he hadn't been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/
Exclusive: FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say
Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled on Monday after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation.
www.reuters.com
June 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We’ll end DEI and employ people based on merit, they said 🤡
ooooo you want to employ me so bad
June 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
ooooo you want to employ me so bad
We’re just trying to employ singers
September 24, 2026 at 9:49 AM
We’re just trying to employ singers
Are these states planning to employ child genital inspectors or what?
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF IDAHO, WEST VIRGINIA LAWS BANNING TRANSGENDER ATHLETES FROM PARTICIPATING ON FEMALE SPORTS TEAMS
June 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Are these states planning to employ child genital inspectors or what?
Helps to employ people who know stuff
The White House has referred to Keir Starmer as the Prime Minister of ‘Great Britain and Ireland’.
February 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Helps to employ people who know stuff
Well, I guess we learned that if you employ Isaac Chotiner you also have to employ his opposite
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Well, I guess we learned that if you employ Isaac Chotiner you also have to employ his opposite
this was written by Daniel Penny, whom they employ in spite of his having no relevant qualifications of any kind
August 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
this was written by Daniel Penny, whom they employ in spite of his having no relevant qualifications of any kind
Does DOGE employ a single woman
New DOGE members identified
February 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Does DOGE employ a single woman
i don't know why i find the title so funny
June 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i don't know why i find the title so funny