FEMA employee on leave describes "culture of fear “ among agency employee
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
FEMA employee on leave describes "culture of fear “ among agency employee
incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day
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May 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day
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CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃
June 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃
Oh, look who’s pushing the lie.
A CNN employee.
A CNN employee.
February 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Oh, look who’s pushing the lie.
A CNN employee.
A CNN employee.
HR Devouring Employee (Mixed Media)
March 26, 2024 at 1:44 PM
HR Devouring Employee (Mixed Media)
Can we buy the Ford employee a beer? 🍻
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Can we buy the Ford employee a beer? 🍻
Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/
April 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month http://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-named-amazon-employee-of-the-month-1821293990/
August 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month http://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-named-amazon-employee-of-the-month-1821293990/
Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://theonion.com/not-that-important-employee-snatches-best-donut-in-box-1819575292/
July 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://theonion.com/not-that-important-employee-snatches-best-donut-in-box-1819575292/
Once again, it's not "doxxing" to report the name of a government employee.
"There will be repercussions" -- DHS official Tricia McLaughlin threatens the mayor of Nashville with prosecution because he "put out the names of Homeland Security investigators, and doxxed our ICE enforcement officers."
May 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it's not "doxxing" to report the name of a government employee.
Employee of the month tbh
Trump is seen flipping off Ford worker who appears to yell "pedophile protector" as he walks by
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Employee of the month tbh
Blueskys employee of the year
October 18, 2023 at 6:37 AM
Blueskys employee of the year
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
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March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer https://theonion.com/steak-n-shake-employee-screams-after-nude-rfk-jr-climbs-out-of-beef-tallow-fryer/
September 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer https://theonion.com/steak-n-shake-employee-screams-after-nude-rfk-jr-climbs-out-of-beef-tallow-fryer/
yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
September 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
yes how dare a prospective employee have any humanity whatsoever. lmao
Every single ICE employee should be in prison.
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Every single ICE employee should be in prison.
WIP - who's employee of the month ?
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
WIP - who's employee of the month ?
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
My DMs this entire week as a Meta employee.
January 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My DMs this entire week as a Meta employee.
Employee of the month.. 👊
December 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Employee of the month.. 👊