Not me going through the metal detector, surprised that my shoes set it off.
Me: "Metal? In there?"
2 minutes later: "OH"
Yes, metal, I'm wearing my STEEL TOES. Girl u ok
#EnberNo
Me: "Metal? In there?"
2 minutes later: "OH"
Yes, metal, I'm wearing my STEEL TOES. Girl u ok
#EnberNo
March 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not me going through the metal detector, surprised that my shoes set it off.
Me: "Metal? In there?"
2 minutes later: "OH"
Yes, metal, I'm wearing my STEEL TOES. Girl u ok
#EnberNo
Me: "Metal? In there?"
2 minutes later: "OH"
Yes, metal, I'm wearing my STEEL TOES. Girl u ok
#EnberNo
I understand the willfully self-destructive relationship lactose-intolerant people have with cheese, now that gluten hates me.
If I stay away from wheat MOST of the time, & REALLY toast the bagel, it only hurts SOME, many hours later.
...potentially for days. BUT. Bagel. It's a holy food. #EnberNo
If I stay away from wheat MOST of the time, & REALLY toast the bagel, it only hurts SOME, many hours later.
...potentially for days. BUT. Bagel. It's a holy food. #EnberNo
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I understand the willfully self-destructive relationship lactose-intolerant people have with cheese, now that gluten hates me.
If I stay away from wheat MOST of the time, & REALLY toast the bagel, it only hurts SOME, many hours later.
...potentially for days. BUT. Bagel. It's a holy food. #EnberNo
If I stay away from wheat MOST of the time, & REALLY toast the bagel, it only hurts SOME, many hours later.
...potentially for days. BUT. Bagel. It's a holy food. #EnberNo
Last Week on: #NeedMoreCaffeine
Enber tried to put the bread in the drawer UNDER the toaster.
We now return to...
The toaster beeping. Enber picks her glasses up, and puts them on. Her next intention is to put on the tall glass of hot chai. On her eyes.
(She catches herself.)
#EnberNo
Enber tried to put the bread in the drawer UNDER the toaster.
We now return to...
The toaster beeping. Enber picks her glasses up, and puts them on. Her next intention is to put on the tall glass of hot chai. On her eyes.
(She catches herself.)
#EnberNo
March 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Last Week on: #NeedMoreCaffeine
Enber tried to put the bread in the drawer UNDER the toaster.
We now return to...
The toaster beeping. Enber picks her glasses up, and puts them on. Her next intention is to put on the tall glass of hot chai. On her eyes.
(She catches herself.)
#EnberNo
Enber tried to put the bread in the drawer UNDER the toaster.
We now return to...
The toaster beeping. Enber picks her glasses up, and puts them on. Her next intention is to put on the tall glass of hot chai. On her eyes.
(She catches herself.)
#EnberNo
*car salesman voice*
I might not know how to "do crime," but come on down to Enber's Custom 3D modeling for July specials!
*slaps portrait frame* I can fit SO MUCH gay in this bad boi for just $30
Free queer flag with any purchase! Bring your polycule today!
#EnberNo #HahaYes
I've had COFFEE.
I might not know how to "do crime," but come on down to Enber's Custom 3D modeling for July specials!
*slaps portrait frame* I can fit SO MUCH gay in this bad boi for just $30
Free queer flag with any purchase! Bring your polycule today!
#EnberNo #HahaYes
I've had COFFEE.
Pride Special
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
June 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Explain your @
...ok the detailed version would take too long, span decades, and be heckin convoluted.
So I'll leave it at... shiny signature pseudonym synonyms.
#EnberNo
...ok the detailed version would take too long, span decades, and be heckin convoluted.
So I'll leave it at... shiny signature pseudonym synonyms.
#EnberNo
Explain your @
…it me.
…it me.
June 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Explain your @
...ok the detailed version would take too long, span decades, and be heckin convoluted.
So I'll leave it at... shiny signature pseudonym synonyms.
#EnberNo
...ok the detailed version would take too long, span decades, and be heckin convoluted.
So I'll leave it at... shiny signature pseudonym synonyms.
#EnberNo
So
We ran out of dog food.
But we had 2-day-old leftovers. So I grabbed the beef & carrots out of that, tossed them in the blender. Added day-old takeout rice, and the home blended greek yogurt lil C didn't eat.
The dogs LOVED it.
Unnnnfortunately
The $20 blender did NOT. 😶🌫️💨 #EnberFam #EnberNo
We ran out of dog food.
But we had 2-day-old leftovers. So I grabbed the beef & carrots out of that, tossed them in the blender. Added day-old takeout rice, and the home blended greek yogurt lil C didn't eat.
The dogs LOVED it.
Unnnnfortunately
The $20 blender did NOT. 😶🌫️💨 #EnberFam #EnberNo
March 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So, I'm at the hospital complex for a check-up and some labs. And I don't think Hub shares my niche interest in TF therapy for resolving the woes of humanity.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
#EnberWhat #EnberNo #ItCouldFixMe #WerewolfWednesday #Pregaming
Secret Tarriff Plan Revealed!
Artificial shortage of stainless steel, due to ludicrous import taxes manufacturers here can't afford, causes Cybertrucks to finally be Worth Something when peeled apart for scrap.
(This is why the glue sucks and there's minimal welding.)
#EnberNo #But
Artificial shortage of stainless steel, due to ludicrous import taxes manufacturers here can't afford, causes Cybertrucks to finally be Worth Something when peeled apart for scrap.
(This is why the glue sucks and there's minimal welding.)
#EnberNo #But
A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer.
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
May 30, 2025.
#Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck
May 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please enjoy a random meme I made in Sept 2014. (Why? 🤷♀️)
"A little something I whipped up in memoriam. (PS: The man next to her is Ken, a Battle Toad who went into seclusion and became the Turtle Hermit after this incident.)
"BTW, never let me stay up this far past a reasonable bed time"
#EnberNo
"A little something I whipped up in memoriam. (PS: The man next to her is Ken, a Battle Toad who went into seclusion and became the Turtle Hermit after this incident.)
"BTW, never let me stay up this far past a reasonable bed time"
#EnberNo
September 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Please enjoy a random meme I made in Sept 2014. (Why? 🤷♀️)
"A little something I whipped up in memoriam. (PS: The man next to her is Ken, a Battle Toad who went into seclusion and became the Turtle Hermit after this incident.)
"BTW, never let me stay up this far past a reasonable bed time"
#EnberNo
"A little something I whipped up in memoriam. (PS: The man next to her is Ken, a Battle Toad who went into seclusion and became the Turtle Hermit after this incident.)
"BTW, never let me stay up this far past a reasonable bed time"
#EnberNo
I like to think that I'm a mature, responsible 3D artist, specialising in realistic fantasy, but I also love the Werewolf Boyfriend pineapple and I dunno if I could be trusted with this asset pack XD
There's so many ways to gush the liquid props. Ah dear. My spicy imp muse wants it.
#EnberNo
There's so many ways to gush the liquid props. Ah dear. My spicy imp muse wants it.
#EnberNo
Modular Hose Megaset
Modular Hosepipe Megaset contains a collection of props and effects centered around a modular hose system. The flexible, rigged hosepipes can be chained together infinitely, allowing you to have a fle...
www.daz3d.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I like to think that I'm a mature, responsible 3D artist, specialising in realistic fantasy, but I also love the Werewolf Boyfriend pineapple and I dunno if I could be trusted with this asset pack XD
There's so many ways to gush the liquid props. Ah dear. My spicy imp muse wants it.
#EnberNo
There's so many ways to gush the liquid props. Ah dear. My spicy imp muse wants it.
#EnberNo
I saw the sun. And I haven't closed my eyes, I saw the sun.
Life is demanding, without understanding
I saw the sun. And I haven't closed my eyes yet. Saw the sun.
No one's gonna drag me up
I'm getting into the bed where I belong
I'll sleep right thru the sun
#EnberNo #Insomnia #Eepy
Life is demanding, without understanding
I saw the sun. And I haven't closed my eyes yet. Saw the sun.
No one's gonna drag me up
I'm getting into the bed where I belong
I'll sleep right thru the sun
#EnberNo #Insomnia #Eepy
February 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So uh
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Has anyone ever used a Federation transporter to fix sinusitis? Or is there just a hypospray for that, and it hasn't occurred to anyone to try targeted transporting as a last-ditch relief effort.
I would like less headache and earache, please. My lymphs are screaming 😱
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
As your occasional reminder that I am an absolute heathen in the kitchen...
The avocados were ripe so i got started on making guacamole. Then discovered we have neither lime nor lemon juice.
We did have lime greek yogurt tho, which actually works in a pinch...
#EnberNo
The avocados were ripe so i got started on making guacamole. Then discovered we have neither lime nor lemon juice.
We did have lime greek yogurt tho, which actually works in a pinch...
#EnberNo
August 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As your occasional reminder that I am an absolute heathen in the kitchen...
The avocados were ripe so i got started on making guacamole. Then discovered we have neither lime nor lemon juice.
We did have lime greek yogurt tho, which actually works in a pinch...
#EnberNo
The avocados were ripe so i got started on making guacamole. Then discovered we have neither lime nor lemon juice.
We did have lime greek yogurt tho, which actually works in a pinch...
#EnberNo
Lol, I'm sorry y'all. No one who follows me went anywhere NEAR that cucumber post.
Science and gardening feeds ate it up tho.
(Don't do that, it's toxic, I checked)
#EnberNo
Science and gardening feeds ate it up tho.
(Don't do that, it's toxic, I checked)
#EnberNo
July 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lol, I'm sorry y'all. No one who follows me went anywhere NEAR that cucumber post.
Science and gardening feeds ate it up tho.
(Don't do that, it's toxic, I checked)
#EnberNo
Science and gardening feeds ate it up tho.
(Don't do that, it's toxic, I checked)
#EnberNo
Flagging down one of those alien Collector ships like HEY. HEY. Endangered species here! Complete family set with pets. Limited time only, adjacent polycules included! Where's my room in your climate-controlled zoo.
Just keep Moopsy's quarters locked mmkay? (So cute it hurts mah bones.)
#EnberNo
Just keep Moopsy's quarters locked mmkay? (So cute it hurts mah bones.)
#EnberNo
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Flagging down one of those alien Collector ships like HEY. HEY. Endangered species here! Complete family set with pets. Limited time only, adjacent polycules included! Where's my room in your climate-controlled zoo.
Just keep Moopsy's quarters locked mmkay? (So cute it hurts mah bones.)
#EnberNo
Just keep Moopsy's quarters locked mmkay? (So cute it hurts mah bones.)
#EnberNo
I've barely logged in since September. The Algorithm has not Seen me for years. Most of my twitter mutuals are here.
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
April 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I've barely logged in since September. The Algorithm has not Seen me for years. Most of my twitter mutuals are here.
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
So. Let's test this! XD
...already promising, as 3 views is where things were maxing out for me last year.
#EnberWhat #EnberNo
Me making a tutorial for this:
DIY Bottom, in one easy step! Step One: Hand them a BoB
(Interpersonal interactions are NOT my strength. I am hermit, watch me flee.)
#EnberNo
DIY Bottom, in one easy step! Step One: Hand them a BoB
(Interpersonal interactions are NOT my strength. I am hermit, watch me flee.)
#EnberNo
Algorithms just don't GET me
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
*stares in AroAce*
I don't need a bottom and barely know what to do with one, theoretically...
#EnberWhat
February 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me making a tutorial for this:
DIY Bottom, in one easy step! Step One: Hand them a BoB
(Interpersonal interactions are NOT my strength. I am hermit, watch me flee.)
#EnberNo
DIY Bottom, in one easy step! Step One: Hand them a BoB
(Interpersonal interactions are NOT my strength. I am hermit, watch me flee.)
#EnberNo