Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."
March 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."
Trump: "The environmentalists are terrorists. I call them the environmental terrorists."
March 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Trump: "The environmentalists are terrorists. I call them the environmental terrorists."
BREAKING: A federal judge in Miami gave the state of Florida 60 days to clear out the immigrant detention facility called Alligator Alcatraz — handing environmentalists and the Miccosukee Tribe of Indians a win.
August 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge in Miami gave the state of Florida 60 days to clear out the immigrant detention facility called Alligator Alcatraz — handing environmentalists and the Miccosukee Tribe of Indians a win.
“12 story monstrosity”. Boomer environmentalists will be the death of us all
I tried to ignore you, but your persistent misrepresentation of my position demands a reply.
I /support/ the BART redesign but not the old 12-story monstrosity, as did the community, and the current proposal doesn't have it: a good example of successful community input leading to a better outcome.
I /support/ the BART redesign but not the old 12-story monstrosity, as did the community, and the current proposal doesn't have it: a good example of successful community input leading to a better outcome.
September 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
“12 story monstrosity”. Boomer environmentalists will be the death of us all
Man who sells electric cars accuses environmentalists of being secret communists. Business genious.
April 26, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Man who sells electric cars accuses environmentalists of being secret communists. Business genious.
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
Gavin Newsom has chained himself to French Laundry to protect it like environmentalists do with endangered trees
June 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Gavin Newsom has chained himself to French Laundry to protect it like environmentalists do with endangered trees
Young Environmentalists Sue Over Executive Orders That Benefit Fossil Fuels
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Young Environmentalists Sue Over Executive Orders That Benefit Fossil Fuels - CleanTechnica
A group of young environmentalists is suing to overturn executive orders that specifically benefit fossil fuel companies.
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September 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Young Environmentalists Sue Over Executive Orders That Benefit Fossil Fuels
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'environmentalists'
golf courses aren't green space
golf courses aren't green space
Often underused green spaces are being targeted as a creative solution for sclerotic housebuilding rates in the capital. But environmentalists are calling the plan a duff: ft.trib.al/h0q9zZ3
April 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
'environmentalists'
golf courses aren't green space
golf courses aren't green space
Environmentalists who aren’t vegetarians are always baffling to me.
September 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Environmentalists who aren’t vegetarians are always baffling to me.
environmentalists are famously pro cowicide
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
environmentalists are famously pro cowicide
The Wisconsin Supreme Court has delivered a victory for environmentalists in the battle over the regulation of "forever chemicals" known as PFAS.
Wisconsin Supreme Court delivers win for environmentalists in fight over ‘forever chemicals’
The Wisconsin Supreme Court has delivered a victory for environmentalists in the battle over the regulation of “forever chemicals” known as PFAS.
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June 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Wisconsin Supreme Court has delivered a victory for environmentalists in the battle over the regulation of "forever chemicals" known as PFAS.
I don't think this opinion is genuine. I think it's designed to make hot cranky people blame environmentalists instead of capitalism.
July 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don't think this opinion is genuine. I think it's designed to make hot cranky people blame environmentalists instead of capitalism.
NIMBY "environmentalists" every time you mention legalizing denser development
January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
NIMBY "environmentalists" every time you mention legalizing denser development
Environmentalists Sue to Stop Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Deportation Center – Mother Jones share.google/fArqxrD9FVQD...
Environmentalists sue to stop Florida's 'Alligator Alcatraz" deportation center
An Everglades airstrip is being readied for ICE
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June 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Thank you Ukrainian environmentalists 🫡
September 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Thank you Ukrainian environmentalists 🫡
We cannot get rid of pastoral environmentalists soon enough
Mike, a leader of the local Sierra Club chapter, is up now. He says it’s “heartwrenching” to hear people’s needs for housing. He claims that the city has always been supportive of affordable housing. BUT! He says this project is too tall (5 stories) and doesn’t have enough parking.
March 19, 2026 at 4:24 AM
We cannot get rid of pastoral environmentalists soon enough
With each launch, SpaceX has been discharging tens of thousands of gallons of industrial wastewater into sensitive wetlands. Environmentalists say an increase in launches will only make things worse.
SpaceX wants to go to Mars. To get there, environmentalists say it’s trashing Texas
With each launch, SpaceX has been discharging tens of thousands of gallons of industrial wastewater into sensitive wetlands. Environmentalists say an increase in launches will only make things worse.
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October 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
With each launch, SpaceX has been discharging tens of thousands of gallons of industrial wastewater into sensitive wetlands. Environmentalists say an increase in launches will only make things worse.
The US Green Party has shown how environmentalism, while extremely important, can easily degrade into woo-woo crankery that makes the world a worse place
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have more nuclear
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have golden rice
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have more nuclear
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have golden rice
one of the good things about the rise of the DSA has been that it's more or less completely nullified the US Green Party - a deeply shitty organization - among young people.
Today's special at the Horseshoe Cafe.
July 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The US Green Party has shown how environmentalism, while extremely important, can easily degrade into woo-woo crankery that makes the world a worse place
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have more nuclear
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have golden rice
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have more nuclear
"Environmentalists" are why we don't have golden rice
Lmao. 'I don't want environmentalists ruining my environmentalist club.'
May 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Lmao. 'I don't want environmentalists ruining my environmentalist club.'
That's it.
The actual environmentalists in her area resolved the environmental concerns with the site.
They worked out a deal w the solar company to put in a habitat reserve for endangered birds.
That was the original reason environmentalists were worried about the site, & it's been dealt with.
The actual environmentalists in her area resolved the environmental concerns with the site.
They worked out a deal w the solar company to put in a habitat reserve for endangered birds.
That was the original reason environmentalists were worried about the site, & it's been dealt with.
July 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
That's it.
The actual environmentalists in her area resolved the environmental concerns with the site.
They worked out a deal w the solar company to put in a habitat reserve for endangered birds.
That was the original reason environmentalists were worried about the site, & it's been dealt with.
The actual environmentalists in her area resolved the environmental concerns with the site.
They worked out a deal w the solar company to put in a habitat reserve for endangered birds.
That was the original reason environmentalists were worried about the site, & it's been dealt with.
My AI girlfriend takes such long showers, environmentalists are complaining about her water usage. 🤷♀️
October 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My AI girlfriend takes such long showers, environmentalists are complaining about her water usage. 🤷♀️