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Here is my favorite characters for Robert Patrick. #HappyBirthdayRobertPatrick #RobertPatrick #Birthday #Equalizer2000 #DieHard2 #Terminator2JudgmentDay #TheXFiles #FireintheSky #TheFaculty #SpyKids #Ben10 #BridgetoTerabithia #Peacemaker
November 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Hello Cultshelf Friends! Time to Salute Richard Norton. #Equalizer2000 #Cultshelf
April 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Spectacular show tonight, folks! Midnight movies just hit better after midnight, imho ... Thanks for the fun and banter, and here's one last drawing of Richard Norton for the road! Have a good night!

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Pen drawing of a bearded Richard Norton looking angry drawn on a postal sticker.
April 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Richard Norton is such a badass in this film, I'd swear he was the offspring of Snake Plissken and David Carradine's character from Deathsport.

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Pen drawing of a bearded, long-haired David Carradine wearing a robe with an angry expression on his face drawn on a piece of hippie-themed stateionery. Pen drawing of Kurt Russell wearing a leather jacket and an eyepatch looking angry drawn on a a Christian pamphlet.
April 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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FAN ART 2000! Just wrapped up my new drawing of Corinne Wahl as Karen to celebrate tonight's Cult Shelf presentation of Equalizer 2000! Thanks for checking it out folks!

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Pen drawing of Corinne Wahl holding up a handgun drawn on a torn-out invoice slip.
April 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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In a world with such limited resources, you gotta do a little better than Stormtrooper accuracy!

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April 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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🤣 Keep them hopped up on the Molson reserve and keep the puck at the ready, and you have their loyalty!

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Plus The Gang plays Hockey every Saturday Night for Hockey Night in Canada.
April 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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🤣🤣🤣 Truth! All things considered, it was pretty tame on the Patrick Scale!

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Pen drawing of Robert Patrick wearinga cop uniform and glancing intimidatingly drawn on a torn-out book page.
April 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Meanwhile, in Post-Apocalytic Canada, Brian Muroney is decked out head-to-toe in irradiated beaver furs riding around with a gang of hockey stick-armed Hoser Brigade in a souped-up battle-ready Bricklin SV-1, eating poutine from the skulls of his enemies ....

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April 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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"Is that a formidable piece of iron, or are you just happy to see me ..."

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April 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Despite the pillaging, nuclear radiation, and continuous fight for basic resources, really, the worst part of the Equalizer 2000 Universe is all of the Baked Alaska nuclear war puns that everyone keeps saying ...

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April 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Oooh ... If the legal system and civil courts still existed in the post-apocalypse, Lord Humungus from the Road Warrior would totally sue the leather ass-less chaps off of Alaskan Rommel for stealing his trademark megaphone extortion bit ...

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Pen drawing of a muscled man standing in the desert and wearing a hockey mask drawn on a torn-out book page.
April 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Say what you want about the horrors of a post-apocalyptic fascist dystopia, but at least this future looks pretty bright for steampunk Civil War re-enactors ... Look, I'm trying desperately to be an optimist here ...

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April 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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If Goose from Mad Max were here, he'd call those rapist marauders a bunch of turkeys .... YOU HEAR THAT GUYS: YOU'RE TURKEYS!

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Pen drawing of Steve Bisley looking down and smiling drawn on a torn notebook page.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Working on a new portrait of Corinne Wahl on an invoice slip during tonight's show. Should hopefully post a finished drawing by the end of the show!

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April 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Few minutes late, but here for Mad Ma --- uh, I mean Equalizer 2000!
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April 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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what a coinky dink #CultShelf
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Enormously talented model loves dude's preposterous gun | So Bad It's Good #368 - Equalizer 2000
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April 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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With that BFG surely the South is gonna rise again

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April 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Is this what “Playing With The Boys” is really all about?

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April 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I don’t understand how a bigger gun makes him harder to hit.

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April 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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It’s never good when everyone in the gang is a Rufio.

His uniqueness was his superpower.

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April 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Am I hoping the Nazi’s shoot the confederate soldier?

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April 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I hope by the end he battles Messina in the Thunderdome.

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April 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Some unforgettable imagery and Miller being a doctor he’s perfect to represent the subject matter. Nick Nolte’s Italian accent may not have aged well.

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April 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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You can’t put a Kenny Loggins look alike in a car chase and not have Danger Zone stuck in my head the whole time

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April 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM