Look, American politics had plenty of issues before Trump came down that escalator in 2015. But at least presidential speeches didn’t sound like Klan gatherings.
Trump: "Somalia has ruined the state of Minnesota. We don't want them. They vote exactly the way they're told to vote. We don't want them in this country."
November 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Look, American politics had plenty of issues before Trump came down that escalator in 2015. But at least presidential speeches didn’t sound like Klan gatherings.
A big fat slob gets eaten by an escalator and then there’s a spinning newspaper with the headline BIG FAT SLOB EATEN BY ESCALATOR and then it cuts to a newsreel of Lemmy from Motörhead interviewing a screaming bystander
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
A big fat slob gets eaten by an escalator and then there’s a spinning newspaper with the headline BIG FAT SLOB EATEN BY ESCALATOR and then it cuts to a newsreel of Lemmy from Motörhead interviewing a screaming bystander
Welcome to Spatial Awareness 101. This is a practice based course in which you will navigate challenging real world situations like walking on the sidewalk, understanding the flow of traffic, and not stopping at the top of an escalator.
November 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Welcome to Spatial Awareness 101. This is a practice based course in which you will navigate challenging real world situations like walking on the sidewalk, understanding the flow of traffic, and not stopping at the top of an escalator.
I know some British people can be a bit sniffy about Halloween, but yesterday evening I was on a Tube escalator and there was a man going up dressed as a Minion and a man on the down escalator shouted, "Tonight, we take the Moon!" And the Minion roared and, honestly, everyone cheered.
October 31, 2026 at 9:43 AM
I know some British people can be a bit sniffy about Halloween, but yesterday evening I was on a Tube escalator and there was a man going up dressed as a Minion and a man on the down escalator shouted, "Tonight, we take the Moon!" And the Minion roared and, honestly, everyone cheered.