If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If this ain't a goddamn perfect eulogy, I don't know what is.
Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word
March 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word
Beautiful eulogy, sir.
Trump at National Prayer Breakfast: "They rigged the second election. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would've had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego. Beating these lunatics was incredible ... The first time they said I didn't win the popular vote. I did"
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Beautiful eulogy, sir.
rest in peace kaleb horton. this is my husband's eulogy for our friend. davesplace.substack.com/p/my-eulogy-...
My Eulogy for Kaleb Horton
A few notes:
davesplace.substack.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
rest in peace kaleb horton. this is my husband's eulogy for our friend. davesplace.substack.com/p/my-eulogy-...
He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.
sorry who is the eulogy for again
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
July 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
sorry who is the eulogy for again
Biden subtweets Trump during his eulogy for Jimmy Carter
January 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Biden subtweets Trump during his eulogy for Jimmy Carter
a fitting eulogy
The Dilbert Project. kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
The D*lbert Project
I wish I could remember why I made this. All I know is it was 2013 and I was busted ass broke, sleeping on a mattress on the floor of my dad’s office. I had no prospects left. Everything I had fit com...
kalebhorton.ghost.io
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
a fitting eulogy
Sunset’s eulogy in real-time
June 12, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Sunset’s eulogy in real-time
eulogy by secretary of education linda mcmahon
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
eulogy by secretary of education linda mcmahon
The perfect eulogy for Charlie Kirk.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The perfect eulogy for Charlie Kirk.
It’s such a moving tribute when the guy giving the eulogy starts talking nonsense about tariffs.
September 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s such a moving tribute when the guy giving the eulogy starts talking nonsense about tariffs.
I'm really glad that President Biden is giving the eulogy at Jimmy Carter's funeral.
I can only imagine Donald Trump giving a eulogy.
He'd make it all about himself.
I can only imagine Donald Trump giving a eulogy.
He'd make it all about himself.
December 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I'm really glad that President Biden is giving the eulogy at Jimmy Carter's funeral.
I can only imagine Donald Trump giving a eulogy.
He'd make it all about himself.
I can only imagine Donald Trump giving a eulogy.
He'd make it all about himself.
Praying for a Hillbilly Eulogy
March 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Praying for a Hillbilly Eulogy
using “he was never a big factor in terms of life” next time i’m asked to give a eulogy
Q: Why do you think your supporters have been so interested in the Epstein story?
TRUMP: I don't understand it. He's dead for a long time. He was never a big factor in terms of life. I don't understand what the fascination is. The credible information has been given. It's pretty boring stuff.
TRUMP: I don't understand it. He's dead for a long time. He was never a big factor in terms of life. I don't understand what the fascination is. The credible information has been given. It's pretty boring stuff.
July 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
using “he was never a big factor in terms of life” next time i’m asked to give a eulogy
it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson
March 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
it's always nice to be reminded of how incredible a public speaker Barack Obama is. here's part of his eulogy of Jesse Jackson
Anyway here’s that eulogy. Miss you Kaleb. davesplace.substack.com/p/my-eulogy-...
My Eulogy for Kaleb Horton
A few notes:
davesplace.substack.com
September 24, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Anyway here’s that eulogy. Miss you Kaleb. davesplace.substack.com/p/my-eulogy-...
(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick
only donald trump could deliver the eulogy graham deserves
Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
July 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
only donald trump could deliver the eulogy graham deserves
MN Governor Tim Walz delivers the eulogy at today’s funerals for Melissa and Mark Hortman (and their beloved dog). All victims of political assassination #RestInPeace
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkv...
WATCH: Minnesota Gov. Walz delivers eulogy at Melissa and Mark Hortman's funeral
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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June 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
MN Governor Tim Walz delivers the eulogy at today’s funerals for Melissa and Mark Hortman (and their beloved dog). All victims of political assassination #RestInPeace
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjkv...
The is the funniest criticism yet.
Hugging people at a eulogy? What a weirdo!
Hugging people at a eulogy? What a weirdo!
August 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
The is the funniest criticism yet.
Hugging people at a eulogy? What a weirdo!
Hugging people at a eulogy? What a weirdo!
Kamala Harris dropped an "unburdened by what has been" at Jesse Jackson's eulogy
March 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Kamala Harris dropped an "unburdened by what has been" at Jesse Jackson's eulogy
This debased motherf’r can’t even give an eulogy without putting himself in it.
December 29, 2024 at 11:08 PM
This debased motherf’r can’t even give an eulogy without putting himself in it.