I think this is a political candidate that everyhuman can support. I am saying this as a disinterested third party.
September 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I think this is a political candidate that everyhuman can support. I am saying this as a disinterested third party.
Heronkind leave subtle commentary on the current state of the world.
They fly towards the Hope for the day when everyhuman can see, and feel, things the Heroneer Way. And place Life, Nature and Love first. 💙🌎🌍🌏
They fly towards the Hope for the day when everyhuman can see, and feel, things the Heroneer Way. And place Life, Nature and Love first. 💙🌎🌍🌏
March 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Heronkind leave subtle commentary on the current state of the world.
They fly towards the Hope for the day when everyhuman can see, and feel, things the Heroneer Way. And place Life, Nature and Love first. 💙🌎🌍🌏
They fly towards the Hope for the day when everyhuman can see, and feel, things the Heroneer Way. And place Life, Nature and Love first. 💙🌎🌍🌏
Yeah I gotta agree with everyhuman here. For a human person, at least. Need more fur, though.
September 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yeah I gotta agree with everyhuman here. For a human person, at least. Need more fur, though.
Everyhuman wants to look like me. 90lbs of pure muscle and luxurious fur. Also, I never have to wear clothes, which is a huge bonus.
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Everyhuman wants to look like me. 90lbs of pure muscle and luxurious fur. Also, I never have to wear clothes, which is a huge bonus.
The EveryHuman fragrance machine uses AI to map a customer's profile and create hyperpersonalised scents. “Humans make perfumes with a lot of excesses,” says the CEO of Moodify, another AI-powered perfumer. “We are taking away the human inefficiency.”
Read the story on #FTEdit 👉 ft.trib.al/J9m4iAH
Read the story on #FTEdit 👉 ft.trib.al/J9m4iAH
May 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The EveryHuman fragrance machine uses AI to map a customer's profile and create hyperpersonalised scents. “Humans make perfumes with a lot of excesses,” says the CEO of Moodify, another AI-powered perfumer. “We are taking away the human inefficiency.”
Read the story on #FTEdit 👉 ft.trib.al/J9m4iAH
Read the story on #FTEdit 👉 ft.trib.al/J9m4iAH
He tried so hard! I want everyhuman to know how hard he tried. He definitely got an A for effort.
July 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
He tried so hard! I want everyhuman to know how hard he tried. He definitely got an A for effort.
In true NYC fashion, everyhuman ignored it and walked around it, and paid diligent attention to their phones, assuming that it was Somebody Else's Problem.
February 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
In true NYC fashion, everyhuman ignored it and walked around it, and paid diligent attention to their phones, assuming that it was Somebody Else's Problem.
Nowhere in this list is "I am the EveryHuman SuperGenius who would fix the world's problems if someone would just LET ME!"
Believing that this is a thing has a lot to do with how we got the current trash fire.
Let's please not do THAT, but Leftist-ly.
(Or Centrist-ly if that's your position?)
Believing that this is a thing has a lot to do with how we got the current trash fire.
Let's please not do THAT, but Leftist-ly.
(Or Centrist-ly if that's your position?)
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nowhere in this list is "I am the EveryHuman SuperGenius who would fix the world's problems if someone would just LET ME!"
Believing that this is a thing has a lot to do with how we got the current trash fire.
Let's please not do THAT, but Leftist-ly.
(Or Centrist-ly if that's your position?)
Believing that this is a thing has a lot to do with how we got the current trash fire.
Let's please not do THAT, but Leftist-ly.
(Or Centrist-ly if that's your position?)
I'm so glad you asked! If the humans of the United States of America lose a collective 100,000,000lbs, and the population of humans in said country is ~351,000,000, then 100,000,000/351,000,000 would be ~0.285lbs. The average human bladder can hold up to 16 oz of urine, so if everyhuman in the US...
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I'm so glad you asked! If the humans of the United States of America lose a collective 100,000,000lbs, and the population of humans in said country is ~351,000,000, then 100,000,000/351,000,000 would be ~0.285lbs. The average human bladder can hold up to 16 oz of urine, so if everyhuman in the US...
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EveryHuman
www.everyhuman.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Well, there we go. I think you speak for everyhuman on that topic because I said so, except for whoever that was who was whining about my lists.
They are statistical outliers and I can dismiss their opinions on this subject.
They are statistical outliers and I can dismiss their opinions on this subject.
June 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Well, there we go. I think you speak for everyhuman on that topic because I said so, except for whoever that was who was whining about my lists.
They are statistical outliers and I can dismiss their opinions on this subject.
They are statistical outliers and I can dismiss their opinions on this subject.
I thought I might explain the Graham Cracker fiasco in terms that everyhuman can understand, so I've drawn it up as a curve on the Susan Collins Concern Scale.
July 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I thought I might explain the Graham Cracker fiasco in terms that everyhuman can understand, so I've drawn it up as a curve on the Susan Collins Concern Scale.
This is a very simple and very vital choice. I fight it by regularly blocking all who use AI, by not engaging in AI generated anything. By engaging with human art and writing, everyhuman. Fuck AI, that crap machine. It has to go, I want to live long enough to see it go down in flames.
July 29, 2026 at 6:39 AM
This is a very simple and very vital choice. I fight it by regularly blocking all who use AI, by not engaging in AI generated anything. By engaging with human art and writing, everyhuman. Fuck AI, that crap machine. It has to go, I want to live long enough to see it go down in flames.
I wanted to be conservative in my estimate in the amount of wee that was unleashed, however, as it would be difficult to get everyhuman to coordinate the fullness of their bladders.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I wanted to be conservative in my estimate in the amount of wee that was unleashed, however, as it would be difficult to get everyhuman to coordinate the fullness of their bladders.
that's accessible once everyhuman/creature gets pupgraded to the latest HoverChair :(
December 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
that's accessible once everyhuman/creature gets pupgraded to the latest HoverChair :(
Also, I think it's great that they left little almost-matching-the-carpet pieces of paper to show everyhuman where to stand. From left to right:
NEEUQ
GNIK
7468
YDAL TSRIF
Probably code names. Not sure how to pronounce that last one.
NEEUQ
GNIK
7468
YDAL TSRIF
Probably code names. Not sure how to pronounce that last one.
April 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Also, I think it's great that they left little almost-matching-the-carpet pieces of paper to show everyhuman where to stand. From left to right:
NEEUQ
GNIK
7468
YDAL TSRIF
Probably code names. Not sure how to pronounce that last one.
NEEUQ
GNIK
7468
YDAL TSRIF
Probably code names. Not sure how to pronounce that last one.
🤌🏻🤌🏻 See, that's the magic of it, I just leave it the same so then I can complain that no one cares about the poor starving sea otter and that everyone is specist towards sea otters, so I can guilt everyhuman into giving me more. I learned it from the spammers 🤌🏻🤌🏻
June 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
🤌🏻🤌🏻 See, that's the magic of it, I just leave it the same so then I can complain that no one cares about the poor starving sea otter and that everyone is specist towards sea otters, so I can guilt everyhuman into giving me more. I learned it from the spammers 🤌🏻🤌🏻
If everyhuman in the United States just held on to their wee until their bladders were completely full, Americans could lose a collective 351,000,000lbs, since the average human bladder can hold 16oz of wee.
I don't pee that much though, on account of my kidneys being super efficient.
I don't pee that much though, on account of my kidneys being super efficient.
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
If everyhuman in the United States just held on to their wee until their bladders were completely full, Americans could lose a collective 351,000,000lbs, since the average human bladder can hold 16oz of wee.
I don't pee that much though, on account of my kidneys being super efficient.
I don't pee that much though, on account of my kidneys being super efficient.
Both are dirty.
Neither is clean.
#UniversalBasicHumanRights
Clean air
Clean water
Clean food
Shelter
Healthcare.
#EveryHuman deserves these things.
Neither is clean.
#UniversalBasicHumanRights
Clean air
Clean water
Clean food
Shelter
Healthcare.
#EveryHuman deserves these things.
November 28, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Both are dirty.
Neither is clean.
#UniversalBasicHumanRights
Clean air
Clean water
Clean food
Shelter
Healthcare.
#EveryHuman deserves these things.
Neither is clean.
#UniversalBasicHumanRights
Clean air
Clean water
Clean food
Shelter
Healthcare.
#EveryHuman deserves these things.
Everyhuman is obsessed with me. It's understandable, because I am very adorable, highly intelligent, and witty. As you said: I'm a rock star.
February 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Everyhuman is obsessed with me. It's understandable, because I am very adorable, highly intelligent, and witty. As you said: I'm a rock star.
Habit está me deixam intrigado, alguém sabe onde eu vejo Everyhuman habit totalmente em português??
September 17, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Habit está me deixam intrigado, alguém sabe onde eu vejo Everyhuman habit totalmente em português??
Everyhuman has wronged everything, from mother’s time to everycreature’s once-commune land; and the average bi (-sexual/polar) girl of the Bible Belt feels the weight, magnitude, and responsibility of those sins—those sins of everylife—more than Jesus Christ have ever could.
July 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Everyhuman has wronged everything, from mother’s time to everycreature’s once-commune land; and the average bi (-sexual/polar) girl of the Bible Belt feels the weight, magnitude, and responsibility of those sins—those sins of everylife—more than Jesus Christ have ever could.
It is an "everyhuman" meant to look a little like any human, so anyhuman could look at it and say "That could be me, powering and flying this amazing technology" to make it look accessible, and it should.
Any human with a butthole and an intestine full of runny poo could do this.
Any human with a butthole and an intestine full of runny poo could do this.
May 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
It is an "everyhuman" meant to look a little like any human, so anyhuman could look at it and say "That could be me, powering and flying this amazing technology" to make it look accessible, and it should.
Any human with a butthole and an intestine full of runny poo could do this.
Any human with a butthole and an intestine full of runny poo could do this.