They're tired of each other.
/j #EvilCackle

I'd absolutely have endeavored to make the horny thoughts sooooo much harder to ignore when you couldn't do anything about it *evilcackle*

Always carry around a pound worth of dry rice. Vamps are obliged to count each and every grain. Vamp? Pour on the floor the bag. Poor vamp will be kneeling counting the grain while you make your escape. #CunningPlan #EvilCackle
Signed: one who read Montague Summers.

LIVING FOR THE SAD FACES OF NDSU FANS RN #EVILCACKLE

Pre-emptive lulz for story (written by someone else) tomorrow. #cryptictweet #evilcackle #newfavouritehobby

Truthfully, @whaleoil has the bestest ideas. With @carrickgraham, even! http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/industries/7892663/Inside-Truth-editor-s-arms-dealing-plan #lulz #evilcackle

I think I have a good idea. #evilcackle

just heard delicious news #evilcackle

I'm the evil parent tonight. Taking daughter's phone away from her at 9 PM since she's up all night talking with her gf. #evilcackle