#EvilMaid
Data Mesh without product thinking is decentralized chaos. 📊

Ownership distributed. Accountability didn't.

The fix is simple: treat data contracts as API boundaries, not catalog entries.

That's the difference between a mesh and a marketplace. 🏗️

#DataMesh #DataProducts #EvilTwin #EvilMaid #Amazon
Your data platform has 15 microservices, 4 Kafka clusters, and an SRE on-call.

To serve. One. Transformed. Table.

That's not a data product. That's a monolith wearing a lanyard that says "mesh."

🧵A thread on why your platform is bleeding money →
March 25, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Workplace bullying doesn't always look like yelling. 😔

Sometimes it's subtle. Death by a thousand cuts.

If it's costing you your peace every single day, that's not a "tough job." That's a toxic one. 💙

No role is worth leaving your dignity at the door.

#WorkplaceBullying #EvilTwin #EvilMaid
March 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
All these security vulnerabilities have great names, but my favourites are still EVILMAID and RUBBERHOSE.
September 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM