#Exec
Called it.
November 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Me pitching: How about a steamy sexy sweaty sex romp with a hunky Senator

Book exec: Nah, got ten million of those, what's the hook?

Me: Consent

Book exec: oh shit
It says something about the Democratic party when the governor-elect who actually *was a model* isn't even in the top three hunky Democrats elected last week
November 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
me: it’s… an advert for mcdonald’s?

ad exec: people like mcdonald’s

me: i wanted an advert for my restaurant

ad exec: you should really just give them what they want instead of trying to persuade them to come to your place

me: where did you work before this?

ad exec: politics

me: ah.
November 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
[1930s - Little Rascals pitch]

HAL ROACH: I want to make a show about a hate group.

STUDIO EXEC: Okay.

ROACH: They hate women.

EXEC: I’m listening…

ROACH: And they’re all children.

EXEC: One of them should be named Spanky.

ROACH: Sure.
November 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
"You can be right, and still get fired."

A former high-ranking exec at a comic book company I worked for told me that, and I never forgot it.
November 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
an* exec producer sorry but still!!
November 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
ive seen enough, brad stevens exec of the year
November 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I have to wonder how much of this is because the budget bloat is coming from studio exec notes
November 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Is anyone writing about how to fix the problem that ignoring Congressinal subpoenas, perjuring yourself before Congress, and generally thwarting oversight are only enforceable by DOJ?

Creeping exec. privilege is one problem. But it feels like we’re about to see some full-blown defiance.
November 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
"You know, Jesus Christ was the original Peacemaker"
-DC exec (sitting confidently on a backwards chair)
November 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
—flipped attorney general
—flipped lieutenant governor
—flipped controller
—flipped agriculture commissioner, land commissioner
—flipped railroad commissioner
—flipped Tarrant County executive, & commission
—flipped Tarrant County DA
—flipped back Fort Bend exec
—flipped Williamson County exec
November 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
next edgerunners season should be about a mid level exec at biotechnica. and nothing should happen at all. meaningless corpo politics please
November 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Following reports that Nvidia’s CEO had a ‘close relationship’ with an AI exec the company is opening an investigation. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Nvidia is investigating Jensen Huang’s relationship with a Chinese spy
Following reports that Nvidia’s CEO had a ‘close relationship’ with an AI exec the company is opening an investigation.
www.theverge.com
November 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Ran an ethics session for our Exec Team today.

On a side note, I’m thinking of taking up drinking.
November 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
DC Studios Shakeup: James Gunn, Peter Safran Out, Ex-Marvel Exec In
DC Studios Shakeup: James Gunn, Peter Safran Out, Ex-Marvel Exec In
DC Studios Shakeup: James Gunn, Peter Safran Out, Ex-Marvel Exec In
bit.ly
November 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
if nothing else can the dc exec do this with superman's dad again
November 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Regular Edition (1 Disc – 4K)
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...

Collector's Edition (3 Discs – 4K + BD)
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November 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Audience: *loves original ideas*
Studio exec: *sees an original idea*
Studio exec: *runs away screaming*
November 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Nvidia is investigating Jensen Huang’s relationship with a Chinese spy. Following reports that Nvidia’s CEO had a ‘close relationship’ with an AI exec the company is opening an investigation www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Nvidia is investigating Jensen Huang’s relationship with a Chinese spy
Following reports that Nvidia’s CEO had a ‘close relationship’ with an AI exec the company is opening an investigation.
www.theverge.com
November 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The person who has been leading the push to impeach Hegseth...has been Thomas Massie, Republican.

The Constitution makes no reference to the AG representing impeached exec branch officials. Andrew Johnson's AG
(Henry Stanbery) resigned to represent him at impeachment. Blanche should do the same.
BASH: Do you see it as your job as attorney general to represent anyone in the administration being investigated by Congress?

BLANCHE: Wait, do I see it as my job? The Constitution sees it as my job!

BASH: So if Hegseth faces impeachment, would you represent him?

BLANCHE: Well, yeah
November 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
just a bunch of fuck niggas finger popping each other in the exec rooms. no direction whatsoever.
November 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Apple exec, to Music app devs: “Hey, so what can you do to update the Music app in 27.2?“

Devs: “Ummmm… we could make the icon monochrome. Duller. More boring?“

Apple exec: “BRILLIANT!“
November 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
James Gunn and Peter Safran are stepping down as co-CEOs of DC Studios.

Skydance, which now oversees the division thanks to its acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, has appointed former Marvel exec Jeremy Latcham to the post of president and chief creative officer of DC Studios
bit.ly/482TrFv
November 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nvidia’s CEO is reportedly the target of a ‘Chinese spy plot’ for intelligence on American AI chips. www.theverge.com/tech/1029338...
China reportedly recruited AI exec to spy on Jensen Huang
Jensen Huang is reportedly “close” with the exec.
www.theverge.com
November 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM