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A person stands peacefully by a window with a cup of coffee while seventeen apps take turns replacing their personality. Outside, birds are singing. Inside, a targeted advertisement has convinced them they urgently need tactical freeze-dried lasagna and opinions about shipping logistics.
June 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM